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(Message started by: godeep on May 11^th, 2002, 11:37pm)

Title: Walk the dog
Post by godeep on May 11^th, 2002, 11:37pm

this kid goes up to his mom and says "I'm taking the dog out for her walk now, mom."His mother replies," That might not be such a good idea honey, I think she's in heat." What's heat Mom? says the kid."Go ask your father,babe" so the kid goes out to the garage where his dad is and asks him what his mother meant. Pop says"I'll tell you about heat when you're a little older, but you're right, the dog does need to go for a walk" So the father takes a rag and puts some gas on it and rubs it on the dog's rear end and says "That ought to work, go ahead and take her around the block" The kid takes off with the dog,but he returns a little while later without the dog. His father asks him where the dog is, and the kid says "well dad, she ran out of gas."His father just stares at him. "It's all right though 'cause the Johnson's dog is pushing her home!