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(Message started by: Elizabeth on May 11^th, 2002, 10:31pm)

Title: Cinderella
Post by Elizabeth on May 11^th, 2002, 10:31pm

This is the true story of cinderella, who was the most promiscuous b*tch in the entire kingdom. She never said no. She never even said maybe. One day, the fairy godmother appeared and said, "Cinderella, you just have to stop screwing everyone who approaches you. You'll never be able to marry the prince unless you do."

Cinderella promised and tried her damnedest, but only a week after her talk with the fairy godmother she was caught in bed with the chimney sweet and his two assistants. The fairy godmother became so enraged that she changed Cinderella's girl thingy into a pumpkin!

Two weeks later, the fairy godmother, paying another visit to see how Cinderella was doing, caught her singing and dancing and smiling -- a very happy girl. "Why are you smiling?" asked the fairy godmother.

"Because I've just met Peter Peter!" was the reply.