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(Message started by: AlienSpaceBabe on May 9^th, 2002, 6:26pm)

Title: :D
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on May 9^th, 2002, 6:26pm

And then there's the little boy who got up at midnight to go to the bathroom and passed his parents' bedroom. Noticing that the door was open, he walked in and saw his mother performing fellatio on his father.

The boy walked out of the bedroom scratching his head and muttering, "And they sent me to the doctor for sucking my thumb!"

:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

A tall, two-hundred pound Texan, who was aloud braggart, died suddenly of a heart attack. At the funeral services his friends were surprised to note the small size of the coffin.

"That can't be what's left of Big Tom Gallagher," said one of his friends.

"Sure it is!" replied another mourner. "They simply let the bullshit out of him."

:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

The third-grade teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mother's milk.

Jimmy said, "I know, teacher. Number one, it's fresh. Number two, it's nutritious. Number three, it's served at just the right temperature. And number four, it comes in such a cute little container.

:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D