Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2002-2004 Funnies and Jokes >> Test ME
        
(Message started by: TerryS on May 7^th, 2002, 3:49pm)

Title: Test ME
Post by TerryS on May 7^th, 2002, 3:49pm

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks was having trouble with one of her
> students.
>
> The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
>
> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in
> the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
> 3rd grade too!"
>
> Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
> principal what the situation was.
>
> The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he
> failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st
> grade
> and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were
> explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
>
> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
> Harry: "9".
>
> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
> Harry: "36".
>
> And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd
> grader should know.
>
> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can
> go to the 3rd grade."
>
> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
> The principal and Harry both agreed.
>
> Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
> of?"
> Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
> The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
> Harry replied: "Pockets."
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
> Harry: "Pants"
>
> Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
> oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
> Harry: Coconut
>
> Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
> sticky?
> The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
> answer,
> Harry: Bubble gum
>
> Ms. Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down
> and a dog do on three legs?"
> The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
> answer.
> Harry: Shake hands
>
> Ms. Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
> a lot of heat and excitement?
> Harry: Firetruck
>
> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put
> Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong"
>And how many did you get right?! ;D