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(Message started by: sailpappy on May 3^rd, 2002, 1:53pm)

Title: Jesse Jackson's Sin's
Post by sailpappy on May 3^rd, 2002, 1:53pm

First let me clearly state I am not a predjudice person and race has no factor in this, I wish it had bee written about Bill Clinton instead, however a friend sent this to me! :D ;D
;)Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley, on his way home from work at City Hall,came to a dead halt in traffic on the Dan Ryan Expressway and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.
Nothing's moving atall." He noticed a State Trooper walking back and forth between the lines of cars,
so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, I'm
Mayor Richard M. Daley, what's the problem; what's holding everything up."
The trooper replied, "It's the Reverend Jackson. He's so depressed about the thought of everyone knowing about his extramarital affair and his illegitimate child, that he stopped his car in the middle of the Dan
Ryan Expressway and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set
himself on fire. He says the country and his congregation are blaming him for his infidelity and doesn't know if he can live with the shame and
embarrassment.
The people in the halted cars along the expressway are
taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really," replied Mayor Daley. "How much have they
collected for the Reverend Jackson so far?" 300 gallons," said the trooper, "but they're still siphoning." ::) But,Wait Friends it get's better!!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

""I never had a teacher with this kind of wit...""

As the story goes...a high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now, class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow.I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student,shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have write the exam with your other hand."
;D ;D ;D ??? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P