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(Message started by: kim on May 3^rd, 2002, 1:37pm)

Title: "FOUR!"
Post by kim on May 3^rd, 2002, 1:37pm

A couple of women were playing golf one Saturday morning. The first of
the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit
one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his
crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The
woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She
explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help.
I am a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
just allow me!" she told him earnestly. Ummmph, ooooh, noooo, I'll be
all right. I will be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as
he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at
his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side. She loosened
his pants and put her hands inside.

After a short massage, she asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied: "It feels great, but my
thumb still hurts like hell."