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(Message started by: kim on May 1^st, 2002, 11:29am)

Title: MARRIED...
Post by kim on May 1^st, 2002, 11:29am

An old man and woman were married for years, even
though they hated each other.
When they had a confrontation, screaming and
yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When
I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you
for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced
black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
neighborhood. The old man liked the fact he was feared. To everyone's relief,
he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at
the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and
began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked,
"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the
grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old
fart dig. I had him buried upside down.