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(Message started by: kim on Apr 30^th, 2002, 1:36pm)

Title: The Love Dress
Post by kim on Apr 30^th, 2002, 1:36pm

> > THE LOVE DRESS
> >
> > The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
> > recently married couple's house. She rang the
> > doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
> > daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
> > "What are you doing?" she asked.
> > "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,"
> >
> > the daughter-in-law answered.
> > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> > "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law
> > explained.
> > "Love dress? But you're naked!"
> > "My husband loves me to wear this dress!
> > It makes him happy and it makes me happy.
> > I would appreciate it if you would leave,
> > because he will be home from work any minute."
> > The mother-in-law was tired of all this
> > romantic talk and left. On the way home she
> > thought about the love dress. When she got home
> > she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume
> > and waited by the front door. Finally her husband
> > came home. He walked in and saw her standing
> > naked by the door.
> > "What are you doing?" he asked.
> > "This is my love dress" she replied.
> > "Needs ironing." he said.
> >

Title: Re: The Love Dress
Post by eyes_afire on Apr 30^th, 2002, 9:59pm

BRUTAL! ;D
Actually, believe it or not, this is my first look at the funnies section.
Thanks for the laughs.