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(Message started by: Elizabeth on Apr 25^th, 2002, 7:07pm)

Title: Dirty Poetry
Post by Elizabeth on Apr 25^th, 2002, 7:07pm

:o

The Lapper reaps as he sows
With a Ph.D. tongue and a "69" pose.
This twot titillator is much in demand;
He cleans up the kitchen
And thinks that it's grand.

:-X

There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose cxxk was so long
He could suck it.
He said, with a grin,
As he wiped off his ching:
If my ear was my cxxt,
I would fuck it!

:-/

There once was a lady from France
Who took a long train ride by chance.
The engineer fucked her before the conductor
While the fireman came in his pants.

:-*

There once was a girl from Jahore
Who'd lie on a rug on the floor.
In a manner uncanny, she'd wiggle her fanny
And drain your balls dry to the core.

:P