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(Message started by: kim on Apr 24^th, 2002, 5:28pm)

Title: Five Surgeons
Post by kim on Apr 24^th, 2002, 5:28pm

> > > > Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the
> > > > operating table.
> > > > The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
> > > > table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
> numbered."
> > > > The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
> > > > Everything inside them is color coded."
> > > > The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
> > > > everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
> > > > The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
> > > > workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts
> > > > left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said
> it
> > > > would."
> > > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
> > > > wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> > > > There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and ass are
> > > > interchangeable."