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(Message started by: Sweet_Landings on Apr 24^th, 2002, 11:22am)

Title: Giving 100%
Post by Sweet_Landings on Apr 24^th, 2002, 11:22am

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100% from us. How about achieving 103%? What exactly makes 100% anyway?
Here is a little math to help you out:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
T U V W X Y Z
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20= 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you!