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(Message started by: Edna on Apr 13^th, 2002, 4:50pm)

Title: First Class Blonde!!
Post by Edna on Apr 13^th, 2002, 4:50pm

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde
sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach
since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York;
and
I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the
co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her
to
please move out of the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New
York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he
should
do.

The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle
this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.

She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to
herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to
her
that finally convinced her to move from her seat.

He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."