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(Message started by: Edna on Apr 2^nd, 2002, 2:46pm)

Title: cute old age joke!!
Post by Edna on Apr 2^nd, 2002, 2:46pm

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they
decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing
was
wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about
the
problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple
out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want
to
start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
The
couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and
his
wife asked, "Where are you going?"

He replied, "To the kitchen."

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

He replied, "Sure."

She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you
can
remember it?"

He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You
had
better write that down because I know you'll forget that."

He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."

She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you
will
forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that
down! I
can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a
plate
of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said
angrily:

"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

Title: Re: cute old age joke!!
Post by supcomm on Apr 5^th, 2002, 6:36pm

Lol!

They say the third thing to go is your memory.

I can't remember what the first two are.