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(Message started by: GlendaB on Mar 23rd, 2002, 10:10am)

Title: Some of my favorite sassy and cool comments!
Post by GlendaB on Mar 23rd, 2002, 10:10am
"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"

"Your village called, their idiot is missing"

"Hey Princess, bring me a beer"

"The only way to get rid of tempation is to give into it"

"I am just doing my part to piss everyone off"

"Normal people scare me!"

"And your crybaby, whiny assed opinion would be..."

"People like you are the reason people like me need medication"

"You say I'm a b**** like it's a bad thing!"

"I'm back by popular demand"

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems"

"I'm not paid enough to kiss your ass"

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

"Do I look like your therapist?"

"I will always cherish the original misconceptions I had about you"

"I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person"

"kwitcherb**chin"

"Laugh alone and the whole world thinks your an idiot"

"Saw it...wanted it....had a fit....got it!..."

"Been there, still there"

"I have the body of a God.....unfortnately it's Buddha!"

"If ya can't laugh at yourself, make fun of others"

"POOF....be gone!"

"You need someone listening to you for it to be an actual conversation?"

"If I were to throw a stick, would you leave?"

"I can only make one person happy each day.  I pick me!"




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