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(Message started by: barbee on Mar 22^nd, 2002, 12:29pm)

Title: As the world turns...
Post by barbee on Mar 22^nd, 2002, 12:29pm

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the
kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
>
> The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
>
> The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
>
> Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease
> dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
>
> The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school
> yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true
> that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
>
> He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad is an accountant for Arthur
> Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
>