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(Message started by: gladiola on Mar 14^th, 2002, 12:12pm)

Title: extensive research..
Post by gladiola on Mar 14^th, 2002, 12:12pm

Several years ago, the United States funded a study to
determine why the head of a man's penis is larger than
the shaft. The study took two years and cost over
$180,000. The results of the study concluded that the
reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the
shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during
sex.

After the results were published, England decided to
conduct their own study on the same subject. They were
convinced that the results of the U.S. study were
incorrect. After three years of research and costs in
excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the
women with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the English study were released,
Ireland decided to conduct their own study. The Irish
didn't really trust the U.S. or English studies. So
after nearly three weeks of intensive research and at
a cost of right around $75, the Irish study reached a
conclusion... the reason the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from
flying off and hitting you in the forehead.
:o