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(Message started by: GlendaB on Mar 13^th, 2002, 8:21pm)

Title: Bridge to Hawaii
Post by GlendaB on Mar 13^th, 2002, 8:21pm

A guy finds a lamp on the beach and rubs it and a genie comes out and tells him he will grant one him one wish. Well the guy is caught off guard and says "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii?" Well the genie thinks about it and says "Do you know how much is involved in building such a bridge? I would have to sink pilings down miles into the ocean. It would take millions of yards of concrete. The labor would be incredible. Can you think of something else?" By this time the guy has had time to think, and says "OK, I have had a question all my life, and I wonder if you could explain something to me. Would you please explain to me how the mind of a woman works?" The genie looks at him and says "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"