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(Message started by: GlendaB on Mar 13^th, 2002, 7:38pm)

Title: A Frog at the Bank
Post by GlendaB on Mar 13^th, 2002, 7:38pm

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name is Patricia Whack. "Ms. Whack," he says, "I'd like to obtain a loan to buy a boat."
Patti furrows her brow and asks, "Well, how much do you want to borrow?"
"$30,000," the frog says. The teller writes this down, then asks his name. "My name is Kermit Jagger. I'm the son of Mick Jagger." "Really?" she asks, eyebrow raised. "Yes," he says. Then he digs into his pants pocket and produces a tiny pink elephant. "And I want to use this as collateral."
"Ummmm, okay," Patti says, accepting the elephant. "I'll have to ask the manager about this." "That's fine," he says. "He'll vouch for me."
Patti walks into the bank owner's office and explains the situation. "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and who wants
to borrow $30,000 to buy a boat. He wants to use this" - she holds up the tiny pink elephant - "as collateral. I mean, what the heck is this thing?"
The owner says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Title: Re: A Frog at the Bank
Post by Elizabeth on Mar 13^th, 2002, 8:21pm

OMG Glenda.... :D
that was JUST what I needed tonight!

Title: Re: A Frog at the Bank
Post by okudik on Mar 15^th, 2002, 9:40pm

ah, shit,that hit the spot! thanks, glenda, i've got tears coming out BOTH eyes for a change!