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(Message started by: AlienSpaceBabe on Mar 13^th, 2002, 5:11pm)

Title: Knock knock
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Mar 13^th, 2002, 5:11pm

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbin' along....

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Divan.
Divan who?
Divan the bathtub - I'm drowning.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald mah gum.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew and cantaloupe.
Honeydew and cantaloupe who?
Honeydew you love me? We cantaloupe now.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Della.
Della who?
Della Katessen.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams, I love you.

Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by GlendaB on Mar 13^th, 2002, 5:20pm

Knock Knock.
"Who's there?"

Stamata.

"Stamata who?"

"Nothing, what's stamata with you?"

Knock-knock
Who's there

boo

boo who?

You don't have to cry about it!

knock knock

who's there

cobra

cobra who

cobrash your teeth

Knock Knock
Who's there

Joe

Joe who?

Joe mama

Knock,Knock
Who's there

Adolf

Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me in de head.

Dats why I talk dis way.

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Dwayne

Dwayne Who?

Dwayne the bathtub quick mommy I'm drownding

Knock Knock
Who's There?

Hatch

Hatch who

Bless you

Title: Re: Knock knock
Post by Elizabeth on Mar 13^th, 2002, 5:29pm

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ben."
"Ben who?"
"Bendover and touch your toes."

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Luke."
"Luke who?"
"Luke through the keyhole and you'll find out. "

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Pecan."
"Pecan who?"
"Pecan somebody your own size."

The most irritating knock knock ever? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?