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(Message started by: Cranpain on Mar 5^th, 2002, 7:29pm)

Title: Another Sick Joke (I warned you)
Post by Cranpain on Mar 5^th, 2002, 7:29pm

A man went to vist his uncle, a farmer out in the boondocks. As he walked around the place, he saw a hog with a wooden leg. "What's up with that hog?" he asked. "Well, son", the farmer replied. "Let me tell you about that hog. Last summer, one of the kids fell in the pond and was drowning. That hog jumped in, grabbed the kid by the shirt collar, and pulled him out, saving his life." "Wow", the nephew replied, "That's great." "Well, that's not the end of it", replied the farmer. "Last winter, a fire started in the house while we were asleep. The hog broke through the door, squealing loud enough to wake the whole family. He saved our lives, and the house, as we were able to put the fire out before it destroyed the house." Wow", the young man replied, "That's great. Is that how he lost his leg?" "No", said the farmer. "Man, you just don't eat a good hog like that all at one time."