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(Message started by: Cranpain on Mar 5^th, 2002, 7:18pm)

Title: Two Hunters....
Post by Cranpain on Mar 5^th, 2002, 7:18pm

wanted to go moose hunting in Alaska. They hired a bush pilot to drop them off, with all their gear, at a certain spot, with instructions to return one week later to pick them up. One week later, the pilot returned. Each of the hunters had killed a large moose. As the pilot eyed the men, their gear, and the two moose, he said, "You know, I wasn't expecting you to kill anything. I don't believe that I can take off with you, your gear, and these two moose carcasses and clear those mountains there." One of the hunters replied, "Well, we hired Joe Blow, one of your competitors, last year. We both killed a moose then, but he didn't whine about clearing the mountains with all the weight". "Load'em up boys", the pilot replied. "I am the best bush pilot in the business. Anything Joe can do, I can do better." So they loaded the plane, and took off. After straining and whining, the plane crashed just below the summit of the mountains. Crawling out of the wreckage, and wiping blood from his eyes, one of the hunters asked the other, "How far did we get?" "Oh", replied the other, "Looks like about a quarter-mile further than we did last year."