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(Message started by: Charlie on Mar 5^th, 2002, 12:43am)

Title: The Problem
Post by Charlie on Mar 5^th, 2002, 12:43am

:D ;D

> > Jim walks into a bar and sees his friend Dave slumped over the bar.
> > >
> > > He walks over and asks Dave what's wrong.
> > > "Well," replies Dave, "You know that beautiful girl at work that
> > > wanted to ask out, but I always got an erection every time I saw her?"
> > > "Yes," replies Jim with a laugh.
> > > "Well," says Dave, straightening up, "I finally got up the courage to
>ask
> > > her out, and she agreed."
> > > "That's great!" says Jim, "When are you going out?"
> > > "I actually went to meet her this evening," continues Dave, "but I was
> > > worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > duct tape and taped my
> > > penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.
> > > "Sensible" says Jim.
> > > "So I get to her door," says Dave, "and I rang her doorbell. She
> > > answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
> > > "And what happened then?" asks Jim.
> > > (Dave slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face." :D ;D

Charlie

Title: Re: The Problem
Post by Edna on Mar 5^th, 2002, 7:30pm

AH HA!!!!!!!!!

NOW we all know why Charlie's little red dancing M&M fellow is ALWAYS kicking his legs around!!!!!!

Luv ya dude,

Edna