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(Message started by: gladiola on Mar 2^nd, 2002, 12:36pm)

Title: Relationships, told by a 40yr old woman
Post by gladiola on Mar 2^nd, 2002, 12:36pm

A story of a woman who just turned 40 years old: --

When I was 16, I hoped that
one day I would have boyfriend.

When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but
there was no passion. So I decided I needed a
passionate guy with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was
too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was
a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable guy, but he
was boring. He was totally predictable and never got
excited about anything. Life became so dull that
I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I
couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one
thing to another, never settling on anything. He did
mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he
met. He made ! me miserable as often as happy. He was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy
with his feet planted firmly on the ground and
married him. He was so ambitious that he
divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran
off with my best friend.

I am now 40, and am looking for a guy with a big dick.
:o ;D

Title: Re: Relationships, told by a 40yr old woman
Post by susan on Mar 3^rd, 2002, 12:11pm

RIGHT ON GIRLFRIEND!!!!! :) ;) :D ;D ::) :-[ :o 8)

Title: Re: Relationships, told by a 40yr old woman
Post by Donna on Mar 4^th, 2002, 9:57am

Let a smile be your umbrella, but the sun's out now. :-*

Title: Re: Relationships, told by a 40yr old woman
Post by falcon on Mar 9^th, 2002, 10:40pm

on 03/03/02 at 12:11:25, susan wrote:

RIGHT ON GIRLFRIEND!!!!! :) ;) :D ;D ::) :-[ :o 8)

GREAT STORY! WISH I COULD HELP!