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(Message started by: Melissa on Feb 27^th, 2002, 4:50pm)

Title: Shit
Post by Melissa on Feb 27^th, 2002, 4:50pm

"Shit" may just be the most amazing word in the English language.
Consider the following:

You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.

With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
or finally decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to "eat shit and die."

Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck, when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit
or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,
but some days are hotter than shit;
other days are just plain Shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have
too much shit,
not enough shit
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself
up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!

So please pass this along.....

.... if you give a shit.....

Have a nice day! ;D

Title: Re: Shit
Post by susan on Feb 28^th, 2002, 1:52am

That's funny as shit!!! :) ;) :D ;D :o 8) ::) :P :-*

Title: Re: Shit
Post by The Quacker on Feb 28^th, 2002, 3:42am

Or, as we often say on this side of the pond, that was............

SHIT HOT

LMAO in the UK