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(Message started by: Darleen on Feb 26^th, 2002, 8:27pm)

Title: Cowboy to the rescue!!!
Post by Darleen on Feb 26^th, 2002, 8:27pm

Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from
their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking
quietly about cattle prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them who has
been eating a sandwich begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress, The cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin yah swallow?" asked one of the cowboys.

The woman shakes her head "No".

"Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "No" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks
down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to
the small of her back. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the
obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I
ain't never seen nobody do it."

Hope I made someone laugh today. :P :)
Darleen

Title: Re: Cowboy to the rescue!!!
Post by susan on Feb 28^th, 2002, 2:03am

:) ;) :D ;D :o ::) :P :-*
You made me Laugh out loud!!!! Thank You Very Much!