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(Message started by: dougW on Feb 19^th, 2002, 6:57pm)

Title: drug warning.... :-)
Post by dougW on Feb 19^th, 2002, 6:57pm

Police are warning all male clubbers, party goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market is being used by females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug, called "beer" on the street is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Most men are vulnerable and rendered completely helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking "beer" men will often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship".This in turn can lead to the complete demise of masculinity in the final stage of the syndrome..... "marriage".

Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the 18 step support and recovery group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

Title: Re: drug warning.... :-)
Post by Wiley on Feb 23^rd, 2002, 1:13am

Sorry to tell you, Doug, but that drug has been around since even before I was in junior high school. It is FDA approved, legal in most localities and can be purchased over the counter (and out of the cooler) at most convenience stores. A major problem that has been noticed with this one is that there seems to be a great deal of self-administration of this drug among the male population. :P

Title: Re: drug warning.... :-)
Post by susan on Feb 28^th, 2002, 2:16am

;D Man...You're on to us...we're gonna have to figure out something else now, maybe...Vodka? ::)