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Title: Things That Piss Me Off Post by athos12 on Dec 21st, 2003, 9:08pm • Medical Clusterheadaches Clusterheadaches Clusterheadaches ER Doctors Clueless Doc and Neuros Meds that don't work Meds that do work, but have such horrid side effects that it is not worth taking them. Snake Oil Cod liver Oil - grandma used to make me take it needles pills patches MRI's CT's People that do not underst and and are clueless people that do understand and are still clueless • Social behaviour people who can't take hints people who give hints so subtle they're impossible to get, and then complain that people can't take hints people who never give hints in the first place, and then complain that people can't take hints people who swear at you in a foreign language, thinking that you can't understand them, but you really can people who don't respond in metric when you ask them about temperature, distance, or volume people who don't respond in metric when you ask them about temperature, distance, or volume because they know you don't know the imperial system people who try to look and dress like their idols (esp. Kurt Cobain and Marilyn Manson) as if it's somehow going to make them cooler people who try to look and dress like their idols, and who wear T-shirts featuring the idol they're trying to emulate • Customer service representatives salespeople who have no appreciable knowledge of the product they're selling salespeople who have no appreciable knowledge of the product they're selling, yet try to fake it anyway repair technicians who refuse to accept your diagnosis of the problem, even though you know twice as much as them repair technicians who refuse to accept your diagnosis of the problem, even though you know twice as much as them, and then charge you for the quotation on the same diagnosis you made repair technicians who refuse to accept your diagnosis of the problem, make their own incorrect diagnosis, and then 'fix' the machine, failing to correct the original problem repair technicians who refuse to accept your diagnosis of the problem, make their own incorrect diagnosis, and then 'fix' the machine, failing to correct the original problem, and creating a new one in the process • Conformists jocks preppies macho heavy-metal tyes nonconformists who conform to some nonconformist clique nerds for whom Star Trek takes precedence over personal hygiene • Preachers druggies with an attitude non-druggies with an attitude ex-druggies with a mission • Gift-giving people who give you presents just so that you're obligated to get them one in return people who give you a present you already have, and you have to pretend that you're thrilled to get one people who give you a present that you don't like, and you have to pretend that you do people who give you a present they know you don't want, just so that they can borrow it from you later on • Clothing getting a big stain on your clothes just before you leave for work/school in the morning getting a big stain on your clothes just before you leave for work/school in the morning, and not noticing until much later in the afternoon when some kind soul has the discretion to quietly point it out to you getting a big stain on your clothes just before you leave for work/school in the morning, and not noticing until much later in the afternoon when people start pointing and laughing at you plaid pants No Fear shirts any name-brand T-shirts that are supposed to be cool just because they have a stupid slogan on them • Capitalism companies who try to make money off of dead celebrities by selling 'commemorative' stamps and dishes companies who try to make money off of dead musicians by releasing 'greatest hits' albums every couple years, with pretty much the same songs on them every time • Driving people who drive slower than I do people who drive faster than I do people who run through yellow lights when I'm trying to make a left-hand turn people who don't get completely into the turning lane to turn people who don't signal until halfway into their turn people who don't signal turns at all when you start driving away from your house and three blocks later you realize you forgot something at home locking your car keys in your car locking your house keys in your car cont' |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by athos12 on Dec 21st, 2003, 9:09pm • Dogs poodles bichons chihuahuas Yorkshire terriers dachshunds any other dog whose IQ is equal to its weight in kilograms • Movies when movies sell out just before you get to the ticket teller when movies sell out just before you get to the ticket teller, on the last night that movie is playing when movies sell out just before you get to the ticket teller, on the last night that movie is playing, and there are no other movies worth seeing people who talk during movies people who narrate the movie as it's happening ("He's dead!", "Oh, now they're driving away!", etc.) people who shout out commands to the characters on the screen ("Say something!", "Don't go in there!", etc.) children who go, "Ewwww!" during scenes of kissing or nudity teenagers and adults who go, "Ewwww!" during scenes of kissing or nudity people who laugh inappropriately at serious or horrific scenes (murders, rapes, etc.) • Food the standard serving size of Kraft Dinner is too much to eat at once • Music when a CD is over and you forgot to turn auto-repeat on, but are too lazy to get up yourself and press play again singles whose B-sides are just remixes of the A-side singles whose B-sides are dance remixes of the A-side The Barenaked Ladies The Spice Girls The Smashing Pumpkins The Presidents of the United States of America The Cardigans Aqua Jewel Guns 'n' Roses West Side Story Starlight Express crap music (note the silent 'c') 'adult contemporary' music country music dance music Billy Corgan Axl Rose John Denver Elvis Presley Nana Mouskouri Billy Corgan (again) George Harrison Ringo Starr Yoko Ono • Actors Alicia Silverstone Ellen Degeneres William Shatner The entire cast of Star Trek: Voyager Brett Butler • Cartoons the Care Bears the Smoggies the Rug Rats Robbie the Rainbow • Wording people who say "try and" instead of "try to" people who say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less". If you could care less about something, then you obviously place some sort of value on it, don't you? people who say "all but" as if it were an intensifier instead of a negative. Listen, you people — "all but" means "everything except"! If something was "all but destroyed", then it wasn't, repeat, was not destroyed! people who talk about "human rights" when they're really talking about legal or constitutional rights people who talk about "human rights" when they're really talking about privileges people who use "literally" as if it were an intensifier. "Oh, when I saw what she did, my jaw literally hit the floor!" Oh really? I don't see any bruises there... people who use quotation marks as if they were intensifiers, especially on signs promoting "free" drinks or "real" ice cream improperly used (or neglected) apostrophes |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by Cerberus on Dec 21st, 2003, 9:17pm um..............is that you final answer? :-X JK, I gather you are having a rough time as of late?. Sorry ya got the blues homey. Gotta say though, woulda been simpler to just say ya hate everyone. Ramon |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by BobG on Dec 21st, 2003, 9:32pm Hey, Elvis doesn't belong in that list >:( Scratch him off and put in Any and all people that have cell phones. Turn the f*ckin' things off and get a life! |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by athos12 on Dec 21st, 2003, 9:47pm Just needed a vent and this fit the bill Don't hate everybody... Just get annoyed by them now and then |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by Cerberus on Dec 21st, 2003, 9:58pm I couldn't control myself here's a few more: Having to repeat myself more than twice: (if you didn't hear me the first time, then either you weren't meant to hear it or you weren't paying attention) Folks who don't know how to manage their time: (I have to be at the airport in 20 minutes 20 miles away so I think I'll have a nice well done 18oz. steak dinner to kill time) "Can I have that expensive filet mignon well done pls?" ( nuff said) Those select few "holier than thou types" who spend all week wallowing in sin and treat you like shit on Sunday, because they are church going Christians and think they are better than you because of it: (always a favorite, don't be upset with me cause you have 9 billion hail-marys to say before you can feel you are "square" with Jesus again. Here's a helpfull hint............you were NEVER square with the Lord you conceited bastard) People with no tact or considderation of others. Total disregard for the property of others. Terrorists: ( Hey lets murder as many innocents who don't worship the same as us....even though we haven't been able to make up our minds what we want) People who flaunt their wealth. Racial Prejudice (don't even get me started I hate everyone equally) Soft porn............good grief whats the point? People with no sense of humor. People who are obviously self-centered and self serving and honestly believe they aren't. people who don't know when they are about to recieve an asswhoopin for being stupid. People who drive while talking on their cell phones. I'll probably have more later, Ramon |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 21st, 2003, 10:26pm In the last several days I have recieved some calls from very good people who have been treated like shit. I hate: Those people LindaH, who doesn't hate very often. |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by BlueMeanie on Dec 21st, 2003, 11:06pm ATHOS12, I sure hope you are feeling better ! Is there anything that DOES NOT piss you off ? |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by chronic_chic on Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:19am haha i ALWAYS think of things that piss me off! (is that a sign i'm a pessimist? well i already know that i am! so that's ok... :) ) *people that drive slowly in the left hand lane of the highway and will NOT move over under any circumstance. *people that drive slowly in the left hand lane of the highway, and you are unable to pass them on the right, forcing you to suffer driving slowly behind them, cursing under your breath the whole way, especially when they won't move back over when there is an opening. *someone driving slowly FINALLY moves over into the right lane, so you pass them, and then they get behind you and tail the shit out of you. ok if you could drive this fast in the first place, WHY WEREN'T YOU?! lol *when guys spit...gross *ultra-religious fanatics in state college who try to convert me to their religion, refusing to accept the fact that I already have my own religion of choice, and instead send me endless amounts of emails telling me when and where their services are and that they will pray for me to come out of sin and walk into the light with their religion. *people who read the newspaper in class and then correct the professor because they feel they are too smart to pay attention and smarter than the professor so they can correct all his mistakes *people who say, "You look tired..." I did NOT spend 1.5 hours getting ready in the morning (trying to look nice) for you to tell me I look tired! If I wanted you to say that, I would have just rolled out of bed, thrown on a pair of sweats and a t-shirt and come to class! *Loud partiers, screaming drunk people, loud partiers and screaming drunk people in my apartment complex at 4am on a Wednesday night when I have class at 8am. *People who don't pay attention and then ask dumb questions. *Being forced to pretend I like people when I don't. LOL My friend and I said last week that we like our antisocial selves. Antisocial people have friends...they just also tend to be the antisocial types who would rather be alone! When I am forced to be in a group and forced to be all happy and fake...that makes me unhappy! :) I'm sure I'll think of more later. haha ~Lizzie :) |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by pubgirl on Dec 22nd, 2003, 4:51am Cootie won't love you for the Dog one as she breeds them herself (well , not literally ;;D) Wendy |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by Patrick_A on Dec 22nd, 2003, 9:53am on 12/21/03 at 21:32:05, BobG wrote:
Thats right Bob, and while they are at it. Pull over to the side of the road when you get a call that is that important! Me and a friend went to the cinema. He is a big cell phone user. Before the movie started, it said on the screen to turn off all cell phones, I casually mentioned he needed to turn his off. He didnt! 5 minutes into the movie, his cell phone rang. I told him to turn the bastard off. The rude MF'er talked while the movie was on and pissed many people off. Then it rang again 20 minutes into the movie and about 10 people got up and ratted him out. I laughed at the Mf'er when they escorted his ass out of the cinema, and laughed even more when the movie was over because he had to wait for me. People who use Cell phones at the movies, Restaraunts and in their cars are RUDE! Patrick ;;D |
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Title: not shindler's list Post by rumplestiltskin on Dec 22nd, 2003, 10:25am I'd quote the serenity prayer here...but that would make me appear to be one of the Quote:
I hate it when I think I can sneak a lil fart out and a tiny bit of poop pops out instead....especially during my competency hearing or when I'm just about to go down the runway to model swimwear. Other than that ....I am pretty much OK with life. Walk in the sunshine den PS: The thing about men having breasts still puzzles me...butt it doesn't piss me off. |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by aprilbee on Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:54am People who complain about things that piss them off...JUST KIDDING [smiley=laugh.gif] a lot of things piss me off, It would take up an entire two pages if I began listing them, I try to be a nice forgiving pisson, oops I mean person, but man some people are so clueless, and have a complete lack of common and HUMAN decency! I'm not going to even get started, I won't stop, and its CHRISTmas, so I need to be in the forgiving spirit! Merry CHRISTmas to All and to All PFDAN! |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by Carl_D on Dec 22nd, 2003, 4:15pm No really Athos, don't hold back; just say what you feel man. ;;D I know what you mean on alot of those. Peece, Carl D |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by Charlie on Dec 22nd, 2003, 6:41pm The one thing that evokes from me most colorful expletives: That there are no longer post paid return envelopes. God, this pisses me off. >:( People who think I want news or care about California homicides, or who’s on Larry King. It’s a short list kids.....for now. :D Really steamed Charlie 8) |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by athos12 on Dec 22nd, 2003, 7:52pm Quote:
Cerberus, All of that just pisses me off... There are only a special few that I hate. The only one that I really get to the point of hate is an old Step Father.... He used to pund his finger in my chest as well as kick me in the chest from age 12-16... By that time I was bigger than he was and he wasn't as confident then. |
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Title: Re: Things That Piss Me Off Post by Big_Dan on Dec 22nd, 2003, 8:07pm ... bengels. ... broncos. ... and vikings. -Big Dan |
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