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Title: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Elaine on Dec 19th, 2003, 12:37pm She is having a down time right now. We need to get her butt up :) prayer, vibes, and humor ! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by gmlevenhagen on Dec 19th, 2003, 12:42pm The Magic Hat Three guys are standing on the roof of a building. One guy says, "This is my magic hat, when I wear it I can fly. Watch, I'll be able to fly to the next building and fly back." So he puts on the hat and flies to the next building and flies back and his friends are stunned. "That's amazing!" the second guy says. "Can I try?" So he gives him the hat, and the guy jumps off the building and falls 100 feet to his death. The first guy starts laughing and then the third guy looks at him and says, "You know Superman you can be a real bitch sometimes." [smiley=hug.gif] Wishing you were PF |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Tiannia on Dec 19th, 2003, 1:00pm ;;D blonde.......hehe A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!" The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm Sorry, " and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going to Houston." |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by TomM on Dec 19th, 2003, 1:14pm Ree-Baby. Chin up. Things could be worse...Slammy could be moving to Boston or you could be married to ME! Turtle Luvin TomM :) |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Mikey on Dec 19th, 2003, 2:15pm Ree, i hope you feel better soon girl!! We have got to have you in good order, because we depend on your support so much! Nobody is more caring than you Ree! I'm sending all the vibes and prayers you can stand Ree! How do you drown a blonde?....Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!... [smiley=crackup.gif] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." [smiley=crackup.gif] Mikey likes to cheer ya up Ree!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Svenn on Dec 19th, 2003, 2:30pm REE vibes and thoughts on the way together with a merry christmas and a hopefully better 2004 Svenn |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Kirk on Dec 19th, 2003, 2:32pm OK don't have a joke. How about a cristmas carol. You know the words Ree sing along Chipmonks roasting on an open fire............. TTFN |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Miklos on Dec 19th, 2003, 2:37pm Perk up! All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person. Serendipity is looking for a needle in a haystack and finding the farmer's daughter. |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by 9erfan on Dec 19th, 2003, 2:40pm Ree- I don't have a joke that I can think of right now... but I will say a prayer for you! I hate it that you're feeling down but we're all here for you. Love, V. |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by taraann on Dec 19th, 2003, 2:58pm Hey Ree, so sorry you are feeling down right now. But I know you have beautiful children and also care for some adorable little ones. And you KNOW they don't let you stay down cause they are too darn funny. My youngest (Antoinette) has spiked blue hair right now [smiley=eek.gif] (thanks to my brother!, thankfully it washes out) she comes running up to me and says "Mommy!, Mommy!, I Pretty hair like mommy!" My hair is not near blue but it does stand straight up quite often [smiley=bag.gif]! Ah well atleast my daughter likes my bedhair. [smiley=hug.gif] Vibes to ya sweetie, just look at those little ones and you can't help but smile :D |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by ZAIRA on Dec 19th, 2003, 3:07pm My best wishes and vibes from me to you, Ree.... :) Zee |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Karla on Dec 19th, 2003, 3:28pm I am praying for you Ree. Merry Christmas. I hope you are feeling better real soon. I love you! |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by kim on Dec 19th, 2003, 3:46pm Ree, feel betta. Happy healthies comin your way :) Best wishes to those boys of yours*** This is what my dad always tells me when I am down in the dumps: Ya think it's bad NOW, just wait -- it gets worse :o........ that man sure knows how to lift my spirits ;;D Ree, when we're dead we can't be pissed off, sick and tired or nuts -- we are just DEAD. So, cheer up, chin up, and whatnot - yer ALIVE girl, ALIVE 8) Sometimes Nuts is all ya got :) Well wishes*** |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Charlie on Dec 19th, 2003, 3:50pm http://www.gifs.net/animate/money.gif This is you tomorrow. Chin up Ree. Charlie |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Paigelle on Dec 19th, 2003, 3:51pm Ree, I don't know any jokes, but I did make an ass out of myself in Target today. Yep, I knocked over a whole display of candy. All over the floor it went and I fell right in the middle of it. So, you can laugh at me! Feel better, you are in my thoughts. |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by cathy on Dec 19th, 2003, 4:48pm [smiley=curtain.gif]...okay okay, I know you said you'd never talk to me again, I know you don't find me funny, but I do care when one of us is outta sorts and feeling down...it's christmas and it does strange things to us, it makes us look back at the year, smile at the good times, cry at the sad times...and it makes us miss those that we love if they cant be with us and miss those we've loved and have sadly lost.........I hope things get better for you soon Ree..........and that the Christmas spirit works it's magic for you !! Oh yeah, and Hugging you tight whether you like it or not... :P [smiley=hug.gif] Cathy |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by jonny on Dec 19th, 2003, 7:14pm Two dudes are sitting in a funeral home and one says to the other, I have to say a few words at my friends funeral and my false teeth are killing me I cant talk. The other dude reaches in his pocket and says here try these teef....dude says nah they are to tight and gives them back. Other dude says ok, here try these......wow, says the first dude, they fit great so he said what he had to and walked back to the other dude and asks, "Are you a dentist?" He says no im an undertaker ;;D ..............................jonny |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Mac on Dec 19th, 2003, 8:23pm http://www.dumbpics.com/pictures/24.jpg ...BUSTED!... Hope your'e feeling better Ree :) |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by BobG on Dec 19th, 2003, 9:19pm Ree..hope you're feeling better by now. on 12/19/03 at 15:51:37, Paigelle wrote:
Paigelle......you're related to Elaine, right? Elaine....Ree is probably reading your life story and laughing her behind off. |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Little Deb on Dec 19th, 2003, 10:05pm Love ya Ree!! [smiley=hug.gif] little deb |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Big_Dan on Dec 19th, 2003, 10:26pm Hey Ree... dunno what the problem is... but I'll be praying that you'll find whatever relief it is you need soon... Love ya, Babe... -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Mastifflvr28 on Dec 19th, 2003, 11:16pm Ree, vibes and prayers goin up to ya. I'd tell you my favoritist joke (the only one I can remember) but it's a blonde joke and Luinda will KILL me...so I'll email ya :) Love ya nana ree ree, Mast |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 20th, 2003, 12:19am SURE!!!! You and Randy just have all your fun at my expense. Go ahead See if I care. Ree......I love you hon. Nothing more I can say than that. LindaH |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Callico_Kid on Dec 20th, 2003, 1:27am Praying for you Ree. Hope you and your family are doing well again soon. May I take this time to say thank you for all that you have done for me in the last year? You have no idea how much you are loved and appreciated. Jerry |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Ree on Dec 20th, 2003, 1:40am I guess this is what I get for whispering in a birdies ear...Wow what a family... Now if I could muster you all up around the table to give this place some Christmas spirit... Everything is going to be fine here... Nothing a little rest relaxation a boarding school for my daughter, and a nursing home for my mom in law won't cure... Life is just really hard lately with the added worry about things to come... I will be ok and I do appreciate your concern... I love you Elaine........... and those jokes were so funny... I would tell you one but I always screw up the punch line. Love you all Ree |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by TxBasslady on Dec 20th, 2003, 1:44am Lots of prayers and vibes sent your way, Ree.... Merry Christmas to you and yours 8) Jean |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Jackie on Dec 20th, 2003, 7:40am Bigs hugs to you, Ree... I'm thinking all will be well. When we think everything sucks something wonderful happens and we smile again. You are a wonderful, giving lady......we love you :-* Be well, Sweetie Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Annette_Emond on Dec 20th, 2003, 8:03am Hang in there Ree! Take it from me, things get better, worries don't accomplish much, daughters do eventually grow up and realize what they've done (usually as soon as they have one of their own) and you will just be able to sit back and smile knowingly. My prayers are with you. Annette |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Melissa on Dec 20th, 2003, 8:18am Top Ten Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid 10. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!" 9. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes 8. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling 7. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing 6. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed. 5. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the dork list 4. Sends him off on one of them Carnival Cruises with Kathie Lee 3. First words when kid gets on his lap are, "Touch my beard and I'll put the hurt on you." 2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown." 1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!" Ten signs your sick of the holidays 1. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 2. You're serving reindeer pot pie 3. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!" 4. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun 5. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you. 6. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies 7. You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe. 8. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears 9. Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard" 10. Two words: tinsel rash Ten signs Santa has marital problems 1. He's replaced all the elves with scantily clad Swedish exchange students 2. Mrs. Claus calls him "that fat freak in the red underwear" 3. He traded in his sleigh for a van with a waterbed 4. He's been spending a little too much time with the life-sized Holiday Barbie 5. His new live-in personal elf valet, Steve 6. Mrs. Claus having cybersex relationship with accountant from New Jersey 7. He knows when she's been sleeping, he knows when she's awake, because he's bugged the bedroom 8. Lately, she keeps "forgetting" to tie her robe when she brings the elves their morning coffee 9. Stockings aren't the only things he's been nailing in front of the fireplace 10. Not a creature is stirring in Santa's pants LOVE YOU REE!!! :)mel |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Jayne on Dec 20th, 2003, 9:12am (((((((((((((((((REE))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by suzy617 on Dec 20th, 2003, 9:42am http://24.210.106.243:81/gifs/love/Friend%20prayer.gif Love ya, Suzy |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Roxy on Dec 20th, 2003, 10:00am Ree.....please smile for all of us. Don't have any good jokes....just good thoughts for you. Big ass vibes for you going out, Tracey |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by mikeyd on Dec 20th, 2003, 10:56am Hi Ree! [smiley=wave.gif] Hope yah feelin better gurl! I'm definately out of cycle for 4 days now and vibing the same for you hun! how many software technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, that's hardware! heh heh, best I could come up with on short notice...lol Hugzzzz [smiley=hug.gif] Mikeyd |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Ree on Dec 20th, 2003, 10:58am awwwwwwwwwww suzy I printed that up for the fridge...sheesh if I cant get out of any funk I'm in for the rest of the year I will remember that my cyber friends love me... but, on a more serious note... I must be coming down with something. Whenever I get like this it usually doesnt last... and this is taking a long time to go away...You don't suppose Dave put placebos in my zoloft bottle?????????????? ...any way thanks for the messages and the calls (Rox I love you)... but all of you get back to supporting the more important cause which is why we are all here... I promise I wont kill myself... this week anyway............ Mel that joke was a riot... too many here to mention thank you all I love you guys...........ree |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Major_Headcase on Dec 21st, 2003, 1:10pm Dear Ree, I'm clueless about what ever has you down, but please know that many MANY here wish you a fast recovery. Here's a couple to help you find your grin again: "May the wind at your back not be your own ... " [smiley=ohjez.gif] Q: "What time is it when it's time to go to bed at the Michael Jackson Ranch?" A: "When the big hand touches the little hand!"[smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] -John **Sending you [smiley=heart.gif], take care of yourself, dear heart. |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Cerberus on Dec 21st, 2003, 7:48pm Dunno whats gotten yer hackles up. An I seem to be a tad short on humor lately, but, you are more 'n' welcome to all the positive vibes I can muster. Hope yer OK Ree! Ramon |
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Title: Re: Ree needs vibes and Prayers and some humor!! Post by Lori on Dec 21st, 2003, 10:47pm :D hOPE YOU ARE FEELING BETTER rEE. |
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