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(Message started by: ClusterChuck on Dec 19^th, 2003, 2:22am)

Title: Computer Virus Summary
Post by ClusterChuck on Dec 19^th, 2003, 2:22am

LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the data out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGEN VIRUS
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 Gig hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 Gig, then slowly expands to 700 Gig.

DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT'LL BE BAAAAACK

LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS
Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows

VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory !