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(Message started by: River_Rat on Dec 16th, 2003, 7:58pm)

Title: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by River_Rat on Dec 16th, 2003, 7:58pm
DID YOU SEE WHO ALL IS COMMING TO THE MIDWEST MEET AND GREET JANUARY 10th-11th. It's going to be a full house full of clusterheads and supporters from this family.

DID YOU SEE THE ROOM RATES FOR THIS SPECIAL EVENT IN A TOP NOTCH HOTEL.

PLEASE GO CHECK OUT THE POST AGAIN  "MIDWEST MEET AND GREET JANUARY FINAL 10th & 11th"

Then please post your reasons why you can't attend this family get together.

LEE

P.S. THIS POST IS TO JUST TRY AND GET A FEW MORE IN THE FAMILY TO ATTEND, IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT WE UNDERSTAND, BUT THIS IS REALLY GOING TO BE A GREAT TIME I WISH EVERYONE COULD MAKE IT. TRY TO JUGGLE YOU SCHEDULE AROUND, AT LEAST CHECK INTO WHAT A FLIGHT WOULD COST, I'LL PICK YOU UP AT THE MOLINE, IL  AIRPORT.

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by kim on Dec 16th, 2003, 8:02pm
i'm POOR.  ............and I don't live in the mid-west [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by jonny on Dec 16th, 2003, 8:06pm
(With respect).........Shut the fuck up!!!!!!

Your post has been at the top of the board for two months.....even I bumped it

Time to STFU ;;D

.......................................jonny

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by River_Rat on Dec 16th, 2003, 8:12pm
Jonny, always remember, you should not hold back just go ahead and speak your mind, it's not good to hold things in.

So are ya comming Jonny? can't wait to meet you!!

LEE


Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by jonny on Dec 16th, 2003, 8:18pm
If I hold it back it bottles up ;;D

Wish I could....gotta work my ass off to make it to Nashville.

..................................jonny

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Kirk on Dec 16th, 2003, 10:02pm
Excuses? For you? Well no good ones come to mind right away, but I'll try.

As a former Squid you are navigationaly challenged on dry land.
You are disorientated from heavy medication and not monitored by licensed professionals.
You are originally from Terra Del Fiego and have never seen a map of the Northern Hemisphere.
Too damn lazy to look at a map of the U.S.A.
My money is on the last one, but you never know.

Next time you post something that says it's in the Mid West. Would you make a token effort to pick some place in the western part of the country. Get out a map and have an adult show you. No throwing darts probably won't do. Lets not get sharp objects involved here. At this point I'll accept anything in the West, no sense getting picky now.

You are asking me to haul my water logged Oregon ass off the beach to a place 2/3 of the way across the continent and you don't even know which half of the continent its on? Are you nuts? No telling what else you've managed to get wrong. Probably poison me or have light beer.
I try to give flatlanders a bit of slack. That would be too much.

Nope too risky. Think prudence would dictate staying here.
Besides it might rain.

Good luck man I hope you're PF and all are hale and well.
Say hi to the two nice men in white coats for me.

Bump

TTFN [smiley=cool2.gif]

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Ree on Dec 16th, 2003, 11:13pm
Excuse #1) Just spent thousands on Christmas
Excuxe#2)  Should be going to Texas to say good bye to my son instead and can't afford that either
Excuse #3) My best friend lives in Kentucky so maybe I should be going there but I can't afford that right now either...
Excuse #4) My other son is in North Carolina and maybe I should go and visit him there but...
Excuse #5) I don't have a sitter so unless you guys don't want to smoke swear or act like hineys I'd be bringing a kid........... but I can't afford that right now because that would be another fare and blah blah blah...
Excuse #6) If I want to go to Nashville in July I have to save my pennies and my resourses for a babysitter...
did I muster up enough excuses??????????? I'm sure you'll have a good crew............ enjoyyyyyyyyyy ree

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Hirvimaki on Dec 17th, 2003, 6:20pm
Oh... I'm just gonna sit here in New Mexico and pout because you all really should make things easier for me and just have a get-together in the Southwest...

Maybe SOMEDAY I'll make it...

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by jonny on Dec 17th, 2003, 6:29pm

on 12/17/03 at 18:20:09, Hirvimaki wrote:
you all really should make things easier for me and just have a get-together in the Southwest...


Hmmmmmm

Ive noticed at least 4 people register here in the last month from the Phoenix area....who knows, 05 could be in Phoenix.......That close enough for you dude?

.......................................jonny

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Hirvimaki on Dec 17th, 2003, 6:32pm
Sigh...  Yes, that is close enough... but, I mean, have you BEEN TO PHOENIX?!?!? ;)

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by jonny on Dec 17th, 2003, 6:39pm
Sure, AZ five times....I was in Phoenix last January

Why?

..............................jonny

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by 9erfan on Dec 17th, 2003, 6:51pm
I don't even know where IOWA is!

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Hirvimaki on Dec 17th, 2003, 6:51pm
Because it is farking HOT!  LOL!

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by jonny on Dec 17th, 2003, 7:01pm

on 12/17/03 at 18:51:41, Hirvimaki wrote:
Because it is farking HOT!


Vegas in the summer worked for the first convention ;;D

Whats so hot about being in AC for three to four days.....LOL

I dont care where it is ill be there, for Vancouver I had to roll 17 whinos to get airfare......LMAO ;;D

......................................jonny

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Prense on Dec 17th, 2003, 7:01pm

on 12/17/03 at 18:51:16, 9erfan wrote:
I don't even know where IOWA is!


Me either...what state is Iowa in?

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by taraann on Dec 17th, 2003, 8:27pm
Excuse #1 I'M POOR ;;D
Excuse #2 It's the holidays and I have 3 kids in my house and I'M POOR!
Excuse #3 I live in NH planning on moving ot WVa in Feb and I'M POOR!

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Ann on Dec 17th, 2003, 8:37pm
Excuse #1....I'm Canadian!!  What the hell to I know about the mid-west?  What's a mid-west?  Is that anything like  poutine?  LMAO

Good luck guys
hope you have fun
hugs
Ann

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Callico_Kid on Dec 17th, 2003, 9:04pm


Iowa is the state just to the north of the state of Misery. ;;D

Plan to be there for the day Sat.

jc

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by JDH on Dec 18th, 2003, 12:08am

on 12/17/03 at 18:51:16, 9erfan wrote:
I don't even know where IOWA is!


lol, It's where all the corn is...miles and miles of the damn stuff.

Jim

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Woobie on Dec 18th, 2003, 3:11am
HEY !!!  >:(

NO Making fun of IOWA.    Iowa is God's country.

BE NICE!    ;;D

you KNOW what the Amish say.....................

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by ClusterChuck on Dec 18th, 2003, 3:43am
Excuse?  No, how about a fact?   I am just a grumpy old man that hates people!   ;)

Bah HUMBUG!

Chuck

PS:  Hope y'all have a great time! Wish I could be there!  There is NOTHING like meeting other clusterheads!

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Kirk on Dec 18th, 2003, 6:30am
I was told by somone who has taken the time to go back there that Iowa is an acronym for:

Idiots Out Walking Around.

He says the reason is because it is so flat there are no landmarks. So they're always lost.

Sounds like a strange place. No telling what else they do. Best keep a weather eye out when you're there folks. No telling about those sorts. Kind of chancy.

TTFN

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by ZAIRA on Dec 18th, 2003, 10:05am

.....because you can't bear the presence of an Italian girl  ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D


     

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by JDH on Dec 18th, 2003, 11:03am

on 12/18/03 at 10:05:55, ZAIRA wrote:
.....because you can't bear the presence of an Italian girl  ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D
     


Just try us  ;)

Jim

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by thomas on Dec 18th, 2003, 11:10am
Ditto, Jim ;;D

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Boots on Dec 18th, 2003, 11:49am
you know what they say about Iowa?
Ther's a pretty girl behind every tree..
If you can find a tree..
....Bill ;;D

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Big_Dan on Dec 18th, 2003, 12:07pm

on 12/17/03 at 18:51:16, 9erfan wrote:
I don't even know where IOWA is!



Go to Nowhereinparticular, and make a left.... go 1500 miles, and it's on your right.


... and I ain't got no 'scuses... I'll be there, in all my glorious wonder... (i.e. wonder where the fuck I am, wonder where the bar is, wonder where the nudie club is)

;;D



-Big Dan

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by ZAIRA on Dec 18th, 2003, 1:58pm

on 12/18/03 at 11:03:21, JDH wrote:
Just try us  ;)

Jim



I'm a little shy.....http://www.littizzetto.it/forums/html/emoticons/sim00.gif




;;D

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Woobie on Dec 18th, 2003, 2:52pm

on 12/18/03 at 12:07:47, Big_Dan wrote:
Go to Nowhereinparticular, and make a left.... go 1500 miles, and it's on your right.


... and I ain't got no 'scuses... I'll be there, in all my glorious wonder... (i.e. wonder where the fuck I am, wonder where the bar is, wonder where the nudie club is)

;;D

-Big Dan



Hey Big Dan -  dont worry - i know where ALL that is - even have a couple friends who DANCE at the nudie club...
LOL

Iowa is up yonder and down the road a piece....

and you know what??  Iowa is NOT as flat as say.......... Nebraska..........  Iowa has rolling hills.........nebraska has NOTHING.

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by catlind on Dec 18th, 2003, 3:18pm
Hey now, Nebraska does not have nothing, it has me :)

Cat

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Dec 18th, 2003, 3:41pm

on 12/18/03 at 11:49:13, Boots wrote:
Ther's a pretty girl behind every tree..
If you can find a tree..


so do I have to bring my own tree?


Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Woobie on Dec 18th, 2003, 3:47pm

on 12/18/03 at 15:18:41, catlind wrote:
Hey now, Nebraska does not have nothing, it has me :)

Cat


Yeah, since you moved there- the state HAS improved!!!  

I'll give it that!

but B.C. - the state is the boringest state to drive thru EVER ..

(B.C. = Before Cat)     [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by ckelly181 on Dec 18th, 2003, 3:55pm

on 12/18/03 at 03:11:54, Woobie wrote:
HEY !!!  NO Making fun of IOWA.    Iowa is God's country.


What is the best thing to come out of Iowa?

I-94.

Hee hee,

Chris, a Minnesotan who is genetically predisposed to rail on Iowans...

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by River_Rat on Dec 18th, 2003, 7:47pm
Well, I have no good excuses so I'm just going to GO!!

And DAN don't use those directions, you'll never make it!

And boots I've been looking behind trees all day and haven't found a thing.

And who are those women stripper you know Woobie maybe they could stop by and give us a little show.

ALSO--- IOWA WHERE THE MEN ARE MEN AND........

LEE

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by River_Rat on Dec 18th, 2003, 7:48pm
SO ARE THE WOMEN!!  LMMFAO

LEE

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Woobie on Dec 18th, 2003, 7:53pm

on 12/18/03 at 19:47:48, River_Rat wrote:
And who are those women stripper you know Woobie maybe they could stop by and give us a little show.

LEE


they work at The Chorus Line..........
Havent talk to them since I left 3 years ago........so I'll see if I can get ahold of them when we go.   They should still be there, and we could always just GO to the chorus line - i'm sure BigDan wont mind a little field trip -

and last time I went there *drunk* ... I made money.   LOL..................so I aint skeered!

dont ask - i aint tellin the story on the internet........LOL

and ~~~  CKELLEY!!!!!!!!!... it's I-80 - not 94.  geesh

LOL  I was such a fun person *back in the day*

peace out
t.

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Woobie on Dec 18th, 2003, 7:56pm

on 12/18/03 at 19:48:52, River_Rat wrote:
SO ARE THE WOMEN!!  LMMFAO

LEE


Dont take offense when I hug you when I meet you, and then turn around and SMACK you for that one!   ;;D :P ;;D ;) ;;D ::) ::) :-*

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by ckelly181 on Dec 18th, 2003, 8:36pm

on 12/18/03 at 19:53:15, Woobie wrote:
and ~~~  CKELLEY!!!!!!!!!... it's I-80 - not 94.  geesh

Eh. I'm a girl. I only know directions in relation to malls and other shopping establishments.

Chris

Title: Re: OK people I would like some Excuses
Post by Woobie on Dec 19th, 2003, 5:03am
Well, CkElley - if'n yer gonna slam IOWA - ya oughta have the joke right... LOL    ;;D

ok - so IOWA is SOUTH of the Mall Of America.......   that better??  LMAO!   [smiley=laugh.gif]

t.




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