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(Message started by: Jayne on Dec 16th, 2003, 10:36am)

Title: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Jayne on Dec 16th, 2003, 10:36am
Linda H and Jayne will be going head to head in a pool tournament (three games) at the Nashville Convention in July.
There has been a lot of "smack" talk between the two about who is a better pool player.
Linda H thinks she has got what it takes to beat the Northern girl from England who grew up around the pub!!
Nearer the time (not now) we will be explaining how this event will be a fundraiser for Ouch.
Chalk that pool stick up Linda, and I'll see you at the Convention. *KNUCKLES CRACK*

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by thomas on Dec 16th, 2003, 10:39am
I'm throwing in the gauntlet - I'll take on any challengers. (mayber we could have a tourney - with the entry fees going to OUCH?)

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Jayne on Dec 16th, 2003, 10:52am
we have the money raising part under control Thomas Darling ;;D. That will be unveiled at a later date 8)
Besides you don't want to go up against the two Titans Linda H and Jayne and look like a complete girly man.

HEY LINDA H        CAT GOT YOUR TOUNGE!!!

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by thomas on Dec 16th, 2003, 11:12am

on 12/16/03 at 10:52:50, Jayne wrote:
Besides you don't want to go up against the two Titans Linda H and Jayne and look like a complete girly man.!!!

I know you didn't just say that. >:(

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Big_Dan on Dec 16th, 2003, 11:18am
Any jello or mud involved?...


;;D




-Big Dan

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Jayne on Dec 16th, 2003, 11:19am
Did I stutter Thomas?????? ;;D

Title: cccccatfight!
Post by rumplestiltskin on Dec 16th, 2003, 11:19am
I opened this in anxious anticipation that I was going to read that you were planning a wrestling match...a blouse yanking, tit flailing, panty exposing c c c c CATFIGHT!

Now thats the kind of thing some of us guys and clusterdikes would heartily endorse.

Please consider mud, jello or honey.

Miniskirt billiards is my second choice.

Flail in the sunshine
den

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Jayne on Dec 16th, 2003, 11:23am
As usual Den, you never fail to make me belly laugh. "Tit flailing"  You dirty old codger :o

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by thomas on Dec 16th, 2003, 11:30am

on 12/16/03 at 11:19:32, Jayne wrote:
Did I stutter Thomas?????? ;;D

I certainly hope for your sake that you did.  I would think an English Lady would have better manners. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Jayne on Dec 16th, 2003, 11:33am
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Bollocks!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Brian_Y on Dec 16th, 2003, 12:27pm
Keep in mind all ye who venture to play Jayne a few things:

A)  She is a limey.  They are born with pool cues and Guiness draughts in their hands.

B)  She is sneaky relentless.  She was being all coy and smiling and blah blah blah when I played her and my guard was let down.  It was a brief glimpse into me being weak.  That and the 14 beers I had consumed...  Result?  Jayne 3, Brian Nil.

C)  I let her win.

That is all.

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Jayne on Dec 16th, 2003, 12:32pm
C. I let her win.

Yeah that must have been it Brian *twirling hair around my fingers*

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by cathy on Dec 16th, 2003, 12:44pm
Hey Jayne if I make it to the convention maybe I could thrash you at pool!!

Do you know how to make a snooker table laugh..? put your hand in it's pocket and tickle it's balls....

LBB....you just couldn't be bothered to play could you  ;;D

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Brian_Y on Dec 16th, 2003, 2:05pm

on 12/16/03 at 12:44:44, cathy wrote:
LBB....you just couldn't be bothered to play could you  ;;D



Uhhh, yeah...That was it.  My ennui.  And the booze.  Jayne kept me from falling at one point, if my memory serves me correctly...  Thanks, Jayne!!!

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 16th, 2003, 2:37pm
The mud and Jello are out!

But I suppose Jayne and I could be talked into wearing mini-skirts if Den puts up the money (for OUCH of course)  

Chalking up my broom-stick Jayne!  

Guess my mis-spent youth wasn't for nothing after all.

          Let the games begin!!!!!!!!

LindaH        he he he he he

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Big_Dan on Dec 16th, 2003, 2:56pm
$300.00!!!!!!!!


;;D ;;D ;;D


let the games begin!



-Big Dan

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Brian_Y on Dec 16th, 2003, 4:29pm

on 12/16/03 at 14:56:56, Big_Dan wrote:
$300.00!!!!!!!!


;;D ;;D ;;D


let the games begin!



-Big Dan



I assume (and hope) that your offer of $300 was for mud and jello.  Thass too much for mini-skirt.

My name's Chloe, let's me and you rassle.

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by ave on Dec 16th, 2003, 5:46pm
Linda, I seem to rember a verrry mini skirted baby doll night dress....

All for OUCH of course.

BTW. my money is on Linda.  

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Miklos on Dec 16th, 2003, 6:14pm
Aww, let Thomas play. His stake should be that if he loses to  either one or both of you, he has to re-register as Thomasina.

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by thomas on Dec 16th, 2003, 6:17pm
No, I will not play with someone who uses their own gender as an intended insult. LMMFAO.  Although the taste of victory would be sweet indeed.

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by BlueMeanie on Dec 16th, 2003, 6:19pm

on 12/16/03 at 18:14:54, Miklos wrote:
Aww, let Thomas play. His stake should be that if he loses to  either one or both of you, he has to re-register as Thomasina.



Thomas: Should we start calling you Thomasina now ?

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by thomas on Dec 16th, 2003, 6:35pm

on 12/16/03 at 18:19:17, BlueMeanie wrote:
Thomas: Should we start calling you Thomasina now ?

Probably not.

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by jonny on Dec 16th, 2003, 6:53pm
Pool?......YAWN!!

Mastered it the 80's....running three tables was a nightly event.

............................jonny

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Jayne on Dec 16th, 2003, 8:14pm
Hey Linda....I didn't see tooooo much "smack" talk from
you this time......getting nervous love?

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 16th, 2003, 8:33pm
Hell NO!

and we are going to make Thomasina stick to golf.

 This match is between us women.  No holds barred. No slop and I don't want to hear you whine when I whoop your limey butt.  

Linda Musconi


   

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Jayne on Dec 16th, 2003, 8:41pm
YAWN...bring it on Ya Yank!!!!!!
so that's why you want KOP there so he can hold yer tissues when you start crying............. :'(

LINDA : "I lost, I can't believe I lost boo hoo" :'(

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by jonny on Dec 16th, 2003, 8:45pm
;;D

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by don on Dec 16th, 2003, 10:13pm
Seeing how your already going to be on a pool table '

I'll do play the winner!

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Mikey on Dec 16th, 2003, 10:38pm
LMMFAO Don!!!!!!  [smiley=crackup.gif]

Mikey,  ;;D

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 17th, 2003, 1:36pm


Knock knock.  Wake up.  Wake up and smell the tea we threw in the harbor girlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I only need KOP there for moral support for YOU.
See how nice I am?      [smiley=crackup.gif]

LindaH

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by thomas on Dec 17th, 2003, 1:40pm
Two women, this will be the longest pool match in the history of the sport/game.  YAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNNN.

Title: Re: Linda H and Jayne go at for Ouch!!!!
Post by Hirvimaki on Dec 17th, 2003, 3:48pm
Change the venue to Foxy Boxing and I'll buy a ticket...

Hirvimaki



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