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(Message started by: kim on Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:05pm)

Title: Smorkimspeak
Post by kim on Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:05pm
Why do retired school teachers insist on setting on display to me only their puckered and worn out butts [smiley=huh.gif]Why do folks much worse off then I swear I'm a loon? :D  

Ya know.............I been tinkin.............. :DLately.  I been wundern........... :D some folks go through life and not a TING happens to em.  I mean really --- nuttin appens to em........kimspeak appened to me.  Not me to it - or er - or yews.....it chose me -- that's how i reckon it.  And after it chose me, the rules went all to ell.  

What I think is that some folkls feel in a way ..........like a rubber band - the mind goes BOING!  And then it takes a break.  And the inbetween is learned what others kinda miss out.  So, kimspeak is the inbetween of the BOING and the SNAP!  It's the blend and bleed that we all feel between action and final comprehension.

and that's all i got to say bowt that. ;)

PFDAN & Well Wishes

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by jonny on Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:13pm
I go "Boing" many times a day but its not my mind doing it...;;D

...................................jonny (Mulespeak)

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by BobG on Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:18pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]

LOL........kim, please go outside and get some fresh air.

;)

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by kim on Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:27pm
almost 60 degrees here and blue skies.  There's over and above a dozen bags a leaves out front.....mebbe it's the leaf dust :D

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by BobG on Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:45pm
Yeah kim, whatever you say.  ::)

It's the leaf dust, really it is. ;)







P.S.
To anyone near kim's house..........please go look in on her.

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by kim on Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:51pm
There is always that pot a jambalaya simmerin...ya could do worse ya know :D

And BobG:  Some ole hag really did flash me her ass (HOLY :o)  ..........she did it REPEATEDLY.......... :o

Gimme a break wilya.  I'm in recovery :D
Really 8)

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by BobG on Nov 23rd, 2003, 1:59pm
Ok kim, was it this old hag......... [smiley=moonwiggle.gif]

Please go back inside now.

You've stared at the sun long enough for today.  [smiley=laugh.gif]


Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by Opus on Nov 23rd, 2003, 2:16pm
Kim Kim,

 the things that happen to me blow peaples minds, all of my family have major problems, life seems like a terrible road, that's why I live where I can see no one, nothing bad to see here, except deer spreading there awful ticks. Why don't you ask her if you can see the front too? Is she married? If so then thank God your not her husband.

Opus/Paul who-thinks-that-Kim-is-all-right-by-me

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by kim on Nov 23rd, 2003, 2:16pm
It was a sweet tart who's story tells it she taught young children LAWNG ago........her husband is a local attorney in town.; their chilren married in and out of the jewish faith.........a story linked amicably to that of many other families..........

why in the HELL she parades round with her fanny dariyaired, shown in all it's tired out beleagered song for all those who bear no emotional attachments to what it once was...............that's the boing and snap.

When I am old and my ass is like puckered jello, my lovede ones will adore it and strangers wlll never be put to such task.  

To the puckery butt owner:  I wish your loved ones loved what they should.....I don't feel sorry for you, but I do wonder...........that's cuz i's a kimseak! :)

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by BobG on Nov 23rd, 2003, 2:30pm
Thanks kim

your speak made a laugh happen here.

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by brain_cramps on Nov 23rd, 2003, 2:57pm
watta ennertainin break from the studyin!!!!!!!

just sittin here LMAO an waitin for more        ;;D

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by KingOfPain on Nov 23rd, 2003, 2:59pm

on 11/23/03 at 13:13:43, jonny wrote:
I go "Boing" many times a day but its not my mind doing it...;;D

...................................jonny (Mulespeak)



LMAO!!

"Mulespeak", too f'n funny Bro!


http://www.classichorse.com/clipart/cartoon/laugh.gif



KingOfPain

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by Ree on Nov 23rd, 2003, 4:37pm
I hear ya Kimmie..............I have a language all my own too******** and I can relate............... its gettin the jist of it for these PerFect Language NO Accent Crow-nies...

It ain't easy bein me either but I get ya..........!  Not to steal your thunder... ree who (speaks reespeak)

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by Charlie on Nov 23rd, 2003, 4:46pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Shocked & Awed.png

Charlie :o

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by Kirk on Nov 23rd, 2003, 4:51pm
At last a conversation Ican relate to 8)

TTFN

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by kim on Nov 23rd, 2003, 4:52pm
I tawke bowt books and historywith this bare-butt flattulecia.........appears she thinks her ass is above the every day mind to mind.  A quirkis a a quirk.  And mutual respect is that as well.  Ahhhh, but she is a democdrat and feels that her learning is above mine.   I WOULD hate to be her husband...........LOL>

Would I but put my ass to hers...............she would not be pleased**** :)

PS:  I'M tawkin bout my travels about and not anybuddy here :)jes in case .............. :D

Don't bother - I know  exactly how weird I am. :D

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by cathy on Nov 23rd, 2003, 6:58pm
now....if the rubber band is stretched to allow the snap and the boing then the blue fish of this world are just gonna have to put on them T-shirts to get noticed.....annnnndddd you are the chosen one because astuteness is nothing like stupidness ....thats my theory anyhow.....btw wanna borrow any undergarments to add to your cleaning kit ...Pud has some DG's and Nan...no forget Nan...she'll need em...maybe it's not the dust...maybe it's the cleaning fluids you keep guzzling.... ;;D


Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by kim on Nov 23rd, 2003, 7:12pm
I have NOT drank PineSolin ages ---- and i'm sure nan's thongs are SMOKIN  8)

Kids are sleepy winky.  Brian is catchin flies.  I mess with myself any way I can these days :D  Ya think folks are on to me yet [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by Peppermint on Nov 23rd, 2003, 7:17pm
OH gawwwwwd kimareeeno......butt flashin', pit scratchin', flatulecia???

*snork*... givva summa dat old blackfoot.. da fumeszull putta  out...

messin' witcha self?  in Public??!! sheeez.  :D

Poopsie

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by cootie on Nov 23rd, 2003, 10:19pm
You ain't been smokein leaf dust have ya girlie ?? Is that similar ta majic dust.......and a little bit 'more' for Santa Clause Pam

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by kim on Nov 23rd, 2003, 10:30pm


Pfft.  hmpft.......... 8)New.  I been eatin jambalaya (sausage an CHICKEN) Some Beer fer me ( ;;D) an some apple juice for everbodey else.......... ;;D

Hell, woman!  Ain't sniffed no leaf smoke so longsI cnmenber ;;D

Happy harmonicas to ya**  ;;D  .......and tell Brad his harmonica ain't tellin his recent age ;;D

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by CathiP on Nov 23rd, 2003, 10:38pm
Lawzie, girlfriends....why ah do believe I've returned jest in the nick of time......Kimmie's normal, and the rest of you have gone right off the deep end...... ;)

......still and all, it right skeers me when I can decipher Kimspeak... :o
and Cathy...this one's not about the blue fish......it's the guppies....get the right t-shirt..........and stay outta my lingerie! >:(

Cathi who needs to go back to work to rest up from her vacation 8) :-/

Title: kimsramblin
Post by rumplestiltskin on Nov 23rd, 2003, 11:10pm
Kim
How many fingers do you see?

Love
Mork

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by kim on Nov 23rd, 2003, 11:17pm
shall i use allten or close one eye?

Girl in midst

Title: lookpast
Post by rumplestiltskin on Nov 24th, 2003, 12:07am
I'm holding up 4

How many fingers do you see?

Love
Patch

Title: Re: Smorkimspeak
Post by catlind on Nov 24th, 2003, 9:25am
42, and thanks for all the fish :)

Cat



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