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(Message started by: jonny on Nov 7^th, 2003, 4:01pm)

Title: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by jonny on Nov 7^th, 2003, 4:01pm

Most of you dudes and dykes have probably heard that there is a video sex tape of Paris Hilton (do a goggle search) about to hit the black market, Like the Pam and Tommy tape I will get my hands on it and burn that sucker (vhs or 8mm)......This will make a great christmas gift.....LMMFAO ;;D

Please specify if you will need VHS or 8MM (price to be announced)

I made a KILLING on the Pam tape....ROTFF ;;D

Thank you for shopping with jonny

...................................jonny [smiley=guyflash.gif]

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Brian_Y on Nov 7^th, 2003, 4:27pm

I'd prefer DVD, but will take VHS.

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by jonny on Nov 7^th, 2003, 4:54pm

I prefer DVD too, but I dont have that capability and the photo joint wants $20 bucks a copy...I cant see adding $20 bucks to what I will charge.....sorry dude

.................................jonny

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by echo on Nov 7^th, 2003, 5:22pm

We'll be able to answer the question that has plagued man for centuries. Are rich b itch boobies perkier than girl next door boobies. And can they do any special tricks.

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by cathy on Nov 7^th, 2003, 7:09pm

I am not a Guy im sure of that...can anybody tell me if im a dyke..how would I know...I never knew I liked Rabbits until I came here... ;;D anyway I know what it is I just have a compulsive posting disorder... ;;D

Echo hope this helps you decide....

http://www.uselessgraphics.com/w26.gif<<<< Rich Bitch... http://www.uselessgraphics.com/women1-3.gif<<< Girl next door....

Jonny Wes wants one of those videos not me.... ::)

Anon

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Kirk on Nov 7^th, 2003, 8:48pm

VHS for me. I'll burn DVD's myself. hehhehehehe

TTFN

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Marc on Nov 7^th, 2003, 9:35pm

Hey Mast! Do I hear a fund raising opportunity here?

Based on what I know about Jonny for the last 3 years that I've been here, he eats, sleeps and bleeds ch.com/org.

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Ree on Nov 7^th, 2003, 9:49pm

AM I A LESBIAN????????????????????????????? jonny you are a sicko..............me

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Nov 7^th, 2003, 10:54pm

ummm Marc,
I'll have to run that one by the fundraising chairperson :)

Mast

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Elaine on Nov 7^th, 2003, 11:00pm

Is bi OK Jonny??? Just kidding!

Hey Marc you know me I am very open minded!
I am so open minded we will let you run this one by the BOD !
Elaine wispering to Jonny DVD please !

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Marc on Nov 7^th, 2003, 11:58pm

Elaine,

Two important things to consider:
1) We didn't ask Jonny yet!
2) I'm a lesbian - just trapped in a mans body. (I REALLY like women)

Marc

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Turts on Nov 8^th, 2003, 3:57am

I ll get 2 of each just to cover all bases.

Turts

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by stevegeebe on Nov 8^th, 2003, 7:38am

Can you dub-out the clacking of bones sound?

Steve G

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Ree on Nov 8^th, 2003, 7:50am

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww steve!!!!

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Melissa on Nov 8^th, 2003, 8:34am

on 11/08/03 at 07:38:47, stevegeebe wrote:

Can you dub-out the clacking of bones sound?

LMFAO [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Jimmy_B on Nov 8^th, 2003, 10:55am

I'd pay to see a video of her eating a 12 oz. T-Bone Steak...Damn Girl...Eat something.... :P

Jimmy (who likes a little meat on the bones) B.

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by jonny on Nov 8^th, 2003, 1:52pm

on 11/08/03 at 07:38:47, stevegeebe wrote:

Can you dub-out the clacking of bones sound?

Your kidding right?

Closer to the bone the sweeter the.......you get it....LOL ;;D

.............................jonny [smiley=guyflash.gif]

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by River_Rat on Nov 8^th, 2003, 3:14pm

Who's Pam and Tommy?

Anyway, I'll take one of each. VHS

LEE

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by jonny on Nov 8^th, 2003, 4:58pm

http://groups.msn.com/ParisHilton/parissextape.msnw

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by kissmyglass on Nov 8^th, 2003, 6:45pm

If I was a woman I'd be a lesbian ....sign me up for a VHS please....

Kev

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by cootie on Nov 9^th, 2003, 4:10pm

There's a "queer" in my beer !! Pam that doesn't do Tommy

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by jminmilwaukee on Nov 9^th, 2003, 8:18pm

Man! Chop off those blond locs and darken the tan a bit and BLAM!....Third world starvation pornification at its finest.

Jmin who lives in a state where corn fed is hot and tofu is not.

:)

To each there own though. Live an let live (Trying to avoid the wrath of Jonny!)

jmin

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Tiannia on Nov 9^th, 2003, 9:57pm

Well, I enjoy men way too much to be a lesbian. ;;D

But my husband would love to have one. VHS pls.

Tiannia

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by jonny on Nov 10^th, 2003, 3:56pm

Heres where we stand....the Paris tape may take a few weeks to get...ive heard from people that have seen it that its not that good, but I will be the judge of that....LOL ;;D

Anyone that wants a copy of the Pam/Tommy tape e-mail me for details, this tape IS THAT GOOD....LOL

It aint free either!!!!

.............................jonny [smiley=guyflash.gif]

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Jewel on Nov 11^th, 2003, 5:08pm

I'll take whatever you got left. :o ;)

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by jonny on Nov 11^th, 2003, 7:06pm

on 11/11/03 at 17:08:02, Jewel wrote:

I'll take whatever you got left. :o ;)

Hmmmmm!! ;;D

BTW, Kid....the band that does "Beautiful disaster" is the peacemakers.....dont worry its not an old foggie band. they remind me of Train...its kinda like a drops of jupiter kinda jam.

.............................................jonny

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Drk^Angel on Nov 12^th, 2003, 12:33am

Ya ever look through a cheap sniper scope at a man havin' sex with a stick figure?

PFDAN............................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by athos12 on Nov 12^th, 2003, 1:38am

I am in

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by don on Nov 12^th, 2003, 9:06am

Quote:

video sex tape of Paris Hilton

Release that tape of me and Paris and I'll sue your hosta growing ass!

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by Slammy on Nov 12^th, 2003, 4:17pm

on 11/07/03 at 16:01:47, jonny wrote:

Please specify if you will need VHS or 8MM (price to be announced)

Will it come with fries? ;;D

Slammy 8)

Title: Re: For guys only (unless your a lesbian)
Post by echo on Nov 12^th, 2003, 5:54pm

on 11/12/03 at 16:17:28, Slammy wrote:

Will it come with fries? ;;D

Slammy 8)

Holy Shit -- this means you must be alive. I thought you were dead. I thought I was dead, others wish I was dead. Nuf said.