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Title: Did you know... Post by cathy on Nov 2nd, 2003, 5:11pm If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Butterflies taste with their feet. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. A cat's urine glows under a black light An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Starfish have no brains. Polar bears are left-handed. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. I havn't smoked for a whole day...what else do you expect me to do with my time..???? [smiley=smug.gif] |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 2nd, 2003, 5:15pm "banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I should weight nothing now. LindaH who has vanished from sight..... |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by jonny on Nov 2nd, 2003, 5:21pm Know any single dolphins?....I gotta put this hammer in something......LOL ......................................jonny ;;D |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by ckelly181 on Nov 2nd, 2003, 5:56pm Yea, but the PIGS...I'd date Babe, for sure...wooooo. |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by Tim_the_Turtle on Nov 2nd, 2003, 5:56pm lucky pig!!! ree(oops) I mean Tim |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by taraann on Nov 2nd, 2003, 6:19pm If there really is such a thing as reincarnation I wanna be a pig in my next life! [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by maria9 on Nov 2nd, 2003, 7:43pm My husband is in the dog house, anybody know of any single male praying mantis? ;;D Maria |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by Charlie on Nov 2nd, 2003, 8:15pm Quote:
Nothing new here. Happens to me every 26 years when I mate. :o Charlie ::) |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by OneEyeBlind on Nov 2nd, 2003, 9:16pm OMG .. don't know if it was the post or the replies that sent me over the edge ....... but I can't stop crying I'm laughing so hard ! |
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Title: Yup. I knew....... Post by Mr.Happy on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:15pm Y'all are looking at this the wrong way....one critter vs another. I'm going for the pig, lion, catfish dolphin combo. That's 30 minutes, 50 times a day, 27,000 different flavors, and doing it for pleasure. Works well with a nice starfish patte. Mixed up, RJ (AnimalHusbandryAside - I'm kinda leaning towards a _male_ pig. Hits closer to home, that's all) |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by BarbaraD on Nov 3rd, 2003, 6:37am on 11/02/03 at 17:11:56, cathy wrote:
And to think OUR tax dollars PAID for people to STUDY this stuff..... LMAO....... |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by sandie99 on Nov 3rd, 2003, 7:14am Wow! :) Now I know what I'm going to tell my pals at our annual Christmas party! I just print this out... ;) Best wishes & PFdays, sandie99 |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by 5-string on Nov 3rd, 2003, 9:09am congratulations on not smoking all day. ...Mark.. |
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Title: Re: Did you know... Post by gmlevenhagen on Nov 3rd, 2003, 9:48am ;) you guys ae just messed up. Now I know why I fit in so well :P Gena |
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