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(Message started by: Patrick_A on Oct 30th, 2003, 12:29am)

Title: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Patrick_A on Oct 30th, 2003, 12:29am
Hand out Clusters to people who piss you off.

I was going to work this afternoon and got behind one of those morons with a cell phone attached to their ear. He was riding side by side with another car going 55mph on the interstate that is posted 65mph. I rode behind this jerk for 10 minutes in the left hand lane. Oh god i was so mad, I honked my horn, flashed my lights and he never moved an inch. He finally got off of his cell phone and speeded up. I finally passed him and gave him the finger, but i sure do wish i could have given him a CH mojo!

Patrick  [smiley=hammer.gif]

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by cootie on Oct 30th, 2003, 12:55am
Can I put a request in for the guy that purposely dented my car with his boot ! Even tho it's not nice ta wish this stuff on anyone.....it's the thought that counts ! Pam with boots ta fit up his ass next  [smiley=mad.gif]

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 30th, 2003, 12:57am
If I could give a cluster to trhe peeps who deserve it....This site would be inundated.


may want to think it over Patrick.

LindaH

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Unsolved on Oct 30th, 2003, 1:02am

on 10/30/03 at 00:57:40, Linda_Howell wrote:
If I could give a cluster to trhe peeps who deserve it....This site would be inundated.


may want to think it over Patrick.

LindaH


Just makes me think .... What did I do to deserve this HELL ?   [smiley=furious.gif]

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by nancyc on Oct 30th, 2003, 1:24am
Woe, to the man that pisses you off, Patrick  ;;D... :Dnancyc

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Annette_Emond on Oct 30th, 2003, 2:19am
I don't even get them, and I wouldn't wish even one cluster on my worst enemy.  

Annette

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Jewel on Oct 30th, 2003, 8:57am

on 10/30/03 at 02:19:56, Annette_Emond wrote:
...I wouldn't wish even one cluster on my worst enemy.  


I was just going to say that.   :)

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Hirvimaki on Oct 30th, 2003, 9:06am
I agree. I would not wish CH on anyone.

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by maggie_may on Oct 30th, 2003, 9:10am

on 10/30/03 at 02:19:56, Annette_Emond wrote:
I wouldn't wish even one cluster on my worst enemy.


I don't think I'd be able to either.

Living in North Jersey, there's tons of cars and people who drive like idiots.  Well, there's rude people everywhere, but it seems like there is a LARGE amount of them here.  I'd never wish them a CH, but I wish that people who drove and talked on the phone could multi-task.  I've even seen people with hands-free systems who still couldn't drive in the lane straight.  I wish NJ would pass the state wide hands-free law already.

So no, no CHs for them - but I'm a equal opportunity hater and I say "Stupidity should be punishable by death!"  lol   ;;D

cell phone user,
maggie

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by BobG on Oct 30th, 2003, 9:28am

Quote:
I wouldn't wish even one cluster on my worst enemy.  


The hell with that. I sure would. Anybody that talks on a cell phone while driving deserves to be chronic for the rest of their lives. And die at a kip 10+. And do it soon.

It could be MY family they kill. Piss on'em. The world doesn't need in-bred f--kin' idiots like that.

Hope ya'll have a nice day.

I'm goin' to Vegas.

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by gmlevenhagen on Oct 30th, 2003, 9:59am
I was going to say I would not wish Ch on anybody also,
but upon reflextion if I could give just a few, I would.

Mainly to the docs who thought I was nuts, the one that thought I was just looking for meds, the one that pulled my teeth, the one that gave me braces.....

Oh ya my sister-in-law that thinks I just make the shit up to get out of doing stuff....

Gena


Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by LasVegas on Oct 30th, 2003, 10:08am
My dad always gave me options, "you could speed down the road and get a ticket/accident or you could do the speed limit, maybe get their late, but most likely get their safely, how do you think you should drive?"

55 in a 65 zone left lane for 10 minutes?  I'd be upset too, but wouldn't give somebody the finger as around here, who knows if they will shoot you.

I would never wish a CH on anybody, not even my ex-wife who I despise.  VooDoo dolls on the other hand....
Gregg in Las Vegas

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by samurai on Oct 30th, 2003, 10:24am
   I go back and forth depending on my mood. In a bad mood I think "why me, surely there are evil (or stupid) people who actually deserve this!"
   When I have the energy to be positive I think about how much stronger I am after having dealt with such horrendous pain and feelings of helplessness. Those people probably couldn't take it.
   The official motto of the Army Rangers is "Rangers lead the way"
   Some things actually said by Rangers I know are:

"FIDO"      (F--k it, drive on)

"Yeah, it sucks, but then, everything sucks."

and my favorite quote of all time:

"Stupidity is it's own punishment"

                                           Jason

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Boots on Oct 30th, 2003, 11:40am
I used to think this was punishment for something I did but I am sure there are many others that did much worse things than I did.As bad as some ppl are I don't think I would wish this level of pain on anyone......


-------------Bill

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Patrick_A on Oct 30th, 2003, 1:12pm
To that person who said "Its just a headache, take an aspirin"....BAM, 1 CH ordered up!
To that Doctor who was a moron about CH's....BAM, 1 CH ordered up!
To that driver yesterday....BAM, 1 CH ordered up!
Yea, I'd definitly being doing some dispensing.

Hey Cootie, When i finally am granted that power, I will dispense one to that person who dented your car too. Bam, 1 CH ordered up!

Patrick  ;;D

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by cootie on Oct 30th, 2003, 2:01pm
Thank you Patrick.......the not a very nice person actually had the nerve ta call me yesturday and rattle on fast ta ask me a question.......he apparently heard he lost a few friends over it.....and decided to test me on it. I didn't argue....I hung up. So I'd like to order up 2 CH's please for this guys NERVE ! Without a reasonable doubt Pam

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by JDH on Oct 30th, 2003, 2:07pm
Hey Patrick, while your at it can you order one up for the idiot surgeon/butcher who f'd me up for life during a "simple" back surgery 7 years ago?
That's the ONLY person I would consider ordering up a CH for.
It would be my pleasure to see him experience some pain in his life.

Jim

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Tiannia on Oct 30th, 2003, 2:10pm

on 10/30/03 at 10:08:05, LasVegas wrote:
I'd be upset too, but wouldn't give somebody the finger as around here, who knows if they will shoot you.


Vegas is not THAT bad. hehe - Personally - I am probably on eof hte people who makes people mad here, as I have the kids in the back seat, and I am always reaching for a cup for my son ot something that my daughter dropped.  

Maybe that is what happened, someone whammied me.  ???

Tia

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by tryingto_findcure on Oct 30th, 2003, 2:36pm
hello ladies and gentlemen, i will get straight to the point .I've suffer from cluster headaches for ten years. and guess what i think i have found the cure for myself i hope it can work for u. I first stop eating after 6:00 pm,drink more water. don't sleep around drafty windows or heat vents.  please try it man i understand the pain you all are goin ;)through my head used to hurt so bad that i sold my guns out of fear that i would shoot myself in the head. Not because i wanted to commit suicide but to relieve the pressure in my head. Also i advise that you drink heavy loads of wter like 1gal. per 100lbs of bodyweight make sure you get some electrolytes like salt or potassium to hold the water in your body . hey i've been cluster headache free for 1 year!

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by BarbaraD on Oct 30th, 2003, 3:50pm
To let someone upset you - you first have to give them YOUR permission.

I refuse to give them MY permission. Therefore I just don't let things upset me that much.

And NO I would not wish a CH on ANyone - not even my worst enemy. Sometimes what you wish on others comes back to bite you in the butt. I've got enough problems with more CHs.

But I'm an OLD person -- and I plan to outlive all my enemies - that'll show 'em...  ;;D

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by BobG on Oct 30th, 2003, 4:06pm
tryingto_findcure,

The water treatment has been used by many people here.
On the left side of the screen is a button 'water X 3".
Thanks for the reminder.

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Jackie on Oct 30th, 2003, 4:25pm
ROTFFLMAO @ BarbaraD

Soooooo, you're just gonna live on and piss 'em all off ;;D

Still LMAO.....

Jacks 8)

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by ZAIRA on Oct 30th, 2003, 4:39pm

on 10/30/03 at 00:29:14, Patrick_A wrote:
I finally passed him and gave him the finger, but i sure do wish i could have given him a CH mojo!

Patrick  [smiley=hammer.gif]


;;D


Did you give the finger [smiley=finger.gif] to the man or to the horse?

I would regret for the horse.... ;;D


Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 30th, 2003, 5:19pm
The first super-nova HA I would bestow if I could, would be on my EX who had the audacity to tell me to STFU when I was screaming in pain.

My second would be to Pams dented fender perp.  


I'll have to think about the 3rd and 4th.    LOL  LindaH

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Charlie on Oct 31st, 2003, 1:24am
I would have no problem. First on my list would be the guy who wrote that nauseating "Illegal Operation" box. Chronic for him.

There are so many. ............

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Mean Old Charlie Sign.png




Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Woobie on Oct 31st, 2003, 2:11am
Hee hee.........
well.. since it's Halloween - I can be evil - right???

Ok - let's see...

(first i should say that NORMALLY - i would not wish this pain on anyone ..... I dont hate anyone that much!!!)

BUT - just cuz it's Halloween....   [smiley=yikes.gif]

I would give one or two to the Dr. that labeled my husband a drug seeker.  

"It's JUST a headache.   MRI is NORMAL.  Cant be THAT bad", he said.
 F*** you DOOD!!!!  Take THIS and tell me it's Just A HEADACHE!!!"     OH -   And SORRY.. you cant go to ANY hospital in town - because we labeled you a DRUG seeker!!   [smiley=bigtiny.gif]

Label my husband a drug seeker...so he can get NO relief ANYWHERE!!!... and you  get a CH yourself...

and that's only because it's Halloween.


I'm not bitter

tina   :-*

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by sandie99 on Oct 31st, 2003, 6:32am
That would be lovely! ;;D

Although what I would do is that I would let those people have only one attack, so they know what it's all about.

Ch is bad, so really I wish that none of us would know what it's like. But, since there are enough of those, who think that we're making a bigger deal of our headache than we should, few well chosen 'victims' would definetily cheer me up occasionally... ;)


Best wishes & PFdays,
sandie99

p.s. still trying to stop this cycle! Any suggestions who I could send this one? ;)

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by ClusterChuck on Oct 31st, 2003, 6:50am
OK, so I don't get to give anyone CH, but how about if we do what Don suggested?


Quote:
To Quote Don
Sep 28th, 2003, 10:49am

I've always found a demo works well. Insert a hot screwdriver in their left eye and a corkscrew in their ear. Proceed to hit them on the side of the head with a ball peen hammer while pushing the screwdriver and turning the cork screw. Due this for 20 minutes while playing a Guns and Roses album at full volume.

Give them a copy of the Kip Scale and tell them they have just experienced a 5.



Chuck

PS:  Don, I hope you don't mind, but I have that quote handy at all times.  I think it is a gem!

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Prense on Oct 31st, 2003, 8:39am

on 10/30/03 at 10:08:05, LasVegas wrote:
I would never wish a CH on anybody, not even my ex-wife who I despise.  VooDoo dolls on the other hand....
Gregg in Las Vegas


OUCH Voodoo dolls...  I like it!   ;;D

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Prense on Oct 31st, 2003, 8:40am
Oh, make sure it comes with an OUCH voodoo doll trex injector for when we get done shoving the hot nail in it's eye.

One more thing...it should be made fire resistant.   ;;D

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Big_Dan on Oct 31st, 2003, 3:27pm
Hell yeah it'd be great...

I'd give it to the mother fucker who had his way with my sister, and the mother fucker who had his way with my ex-girlfriend.....


.... wish I could get my hands on those cock sucking son's of bitches.... CH would be a walk in the park compared to the hell I'd unleash on them....



-Big Justice

Title: Re: Wouldn't it be great if you could......
Post by Elaine on Oct 31st, 2003, 3:58pm
well you all know how damn mean I am !
[smiley=mad.gif]
I wouldlike to give them to..........
Child abusers
wife abusers
husband abusers
animal abusers
murders
Rapist

Yes there is many I would like to give it to and wouldn't tell them how to easy their pain and I would give them all the names of my OLD Doctors   [smiley=sayyes.gif]

Now you all know for sure !
[smiley=wave.gif]



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