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(Message started by: taraann on Oct 22nd, 2003, 1:56am)

Title: Who................
Post by taraann on Oct 22nd, 2003, 1:56am
started calling ClusterHeadaches the "beast"  [smiley=confused.gif]
I have always wondered that.

Title: Re: Who................
Post by jminmilwaukee on Oct 22nd, 2003, 7:28am
Not sure on that one. I have always leaned towards Mother Fachen Son of a Beachen Basterd.

Title: Re: Who................
Post by JDH on Oct 22nd, 2003, 7:36am
Before I found this site it was always the "Demon" for me. Guess I was on the right track, eh?

Jim

Title: Re: Who................
Post by echo on Oct 22nd, 2003, 8:33am

on 10/22/03 at 01:56:52, taraann wrote:
started calling ClusterHeadaches the "beast"  [smiley=confused.gif]
I have always wondered that.



Phred Pharquar, Minnesota, 1946 or 48, during a pool game at Slippery's.  "I missed that shot cause this beast of a headache is making my eye water".



Or not.

Title: Re: Who................
Post by Hirvimaki on Oct 22nd, 2003, 9:07am
I've always called it "The Evil Clown" - think sharp teeth and a proclivity for brain tissue...  But then, I have issues with clowns, so it was a natural metaphor.

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: Who................
Post by brain_cramps on Oct 22nd, 2003, 9:10am
while i can relate with "beast", calling it "dancing" does not do it justice for me.  More like "sparring with a pissed-off Mike Tyson".

grant

Title: Re: Who................
Post by Woobie on Oct 22nd, 2003, 9:18am

on 10/22/03 at 09:07:23, Hirvimaki wrote:
 But then, I have issues with clowns, so it was a natural metaphor.

Hirvimaki


You have ISSUES with clowns??   I thought I was the only one!!

I love this place

tina   :-*

Title: Re: Who................
Post by JDH on Oct 22nd, 2003, 9:32am

on 10/22/03 at 09:18:23, Woobie wrote:
You have ISSUES with clowns??   I thought I was the only one!!

I love this place

tina   :-*


No Tina you're not the only one, clowns scare the hell out of me too.  :o
maybe we should take a poll, lmao!

Ever see the movie "It"?
whoa, Tim Currey scared the hell out of me.

Jim

Title: Re: Who................
Post by Hirvimaki on Oct 22nd, 2003, 10:53am
It is called "Coulrophobia".

It comes from the Greek kolon, a limb.  Yes, strange.  But if you look at the related kolobathristes, a stilt-walker, it makes more sense. This is as near to a suitable classical allusion that can be reached using acient Greek, since the ancient Greeks didn't have a word for a clown in our modern sense.

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: Who................
Post by JDH on Oct 22nd, 2003, 10:57am

on 10/22/03 at 10:53:08, Hirvimaki wrote:
It is called "Coulrophobia".

Hirvimaki


Thanks Hirvimaki, I didn't realize there was a name for it.
I've just always called it "clownsscaretheshitouttame!"

Jim

Title: Re: Who................
Post by vig on Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:03am
In Chicago, fear of clowns is spelled: JohnWayneGacyophobia.


I call it:

getting in the ring for 12 rounds with George Foreman and Mike Tyson.  and there's no taking a dive.

Title: Re: Who................
Post by jminmilwaukee on Oct 22nd, 2003, 11:29am
http://headlessclowncorporation.ihateclowns.com

Title: Re: Who................
Post by taraann on Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:02pm

on 10/22/03 at 09:10:51, brain_cramps wrote:
while i can relate with "beast", calling it "dancing" does not do it justice for me.  More like "sparring with a pissed-off Mike Tyson".

grant


Yeah I don't like to call it "dancing" either because to me real Dancing is fun!

Title: Re: Who................
Post by jminmilwaukee on Oct 22nd, 2003, 12:52pm
Dancing Demon
 

From my tomb he raised my head

To view the living and the dead

On life’s horizon there did dance

A proud, animated prance

A demon beautiful to see

Dancing out our destiny

Veiled from the mortal mind and eye

A living diamond in the sky

Shined down on the magic show

And lent to it a sacred glow

And the angels gathered there

All as one begin to stare

And as the little demon danced

Every soul became entranced

Mixed a slow and steady beat

With magic, flashing, spinning feet

Shining, crackling like a blaze

She danced destiny in days

Changing forms strike you blind

A different view for every mind

At first a pretty dancing girl

Then a dervish in a whirl

Savior hanging on a stake

Prostitute or pretty snake

And as the angels fell in trance

They joined the demon in the dance

Forgot the scared Light above

Forgot, in time, the law of love

Forgot the sacred land sublime

Burned by self and lost in time

No force on earth could break the gaze

Of the angels in the blaze

Moved by pity from on high

God sent down his son to die

And when the beauty of his face

Joined the demon in his place

The sacred beauty from above

Woke the angels to his love

Then the angels turned their eye

To the diamond in the sky

And the demons spell was broke

Disappeared as angels woke

And even though she dances still

She has lost the power to kill                                    

Now every heart and every eye              

Can see the diamond in the sky                                                          


SL/Harvey Felts  

Title: Re: Who................
Post by Tiannia on Oct 22nd, 2003, 1:41pm

on 10/22/03 at 09:18:23, Woobie wrote:
You have ISSUES with clowns??   I thought I was the only one!!

I love this place

tina   :-*


/Raises Hand  -

Serious issues with clowns here too. Could never even finish readding htat damn Steve King book "It".

Title: Re: Who................
Post by Hirvimaki on Oct 22nd, 2003, 4:07pm
This is the clown that chews and bites at my brain during CH:

http://home.comcast.net/~hirvimaki/clown_sm.jpg

In fact, that's how most clowns come across to me.

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: Who................
Post by Callico_Kid on Oct 22nd, 2003, 8:41pm
Jminmilwaukee,
I loved the poem!  Very appropoe!  

I think the demon is about to start in my right temple right now, and I think she is using Charlie Daniels fiddle for the music.

jc

Title: Re: Who................
Post by cootie on Oct 22nd, 2003, 10:25pm
So who started the phrase 'everyone loves a clown' ? Pam that thinks clowns are secret perv's  [smiley=clown.gif]

Title: Re: Who................
Post by sandie99 on Oct 23rd, 2003, 4:11am
Hi! :)

I think "beast" does cover ch very well... ;)

I call mine "The Devil", because that's what I think it really is.
Hmm...  It would be so easy if saying a prayer would be the end of the pain...! ;;D


Best wishes & PFdays,
sandie99

Title: Re: Who................
Post by JDH on Oct 23rd, 2003, 11:22am

on 10/22/03 at 16:07:04, Hirvimaki wrote:
This is the clown that chews and bites at my brain during CH:

http://home.comcast.net/~hirvimaki/clown_sm.jpg
Hirvimaki


Holy shit Hirvimaki,  you're scaring the hell outta me! [smiley=clown.gif]

Jim

Title: Re: Who................
Post by cootie on Oct 23rd, 2003, 12:10pm
I'd NEVER sit on that clowns lap at a kids party !! Pam that's not sure 'where' CLOWNS originated

Title: Re: Who................
Post by Margi on Oct 23rd, 2003, 12:28pm
In light of your question, Taraann, I took a walk down memory lane this morning (visited the archives)....

The word "beast" first appeared in a post title in April of 1999, by Holly.  Jack Boyd was the first to answer her and MartyS was the first to acknowledge that he also called it "the beast".

Here's the link to that thread...

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/wwwboard/messages/5704.html

All y'all (that's me, impersonating an American ;)) really SHOULD visit the archives sometime - it's a real kick seeing some of the first ever surveys, comparisons, etc.  You'll find classic posts there from BobP, Jackie Boyd, Hubster, lowercase Bob (who coined the term "OUCH" and wrote Symphony for the Devil), Doc Jerry who brought us the water treatment  - major history makers in our archives.  Just dawned on me that it's been almost 5 years to the day that I found this place too!  Holy wow!  :o

Title: Re: Who................
Post by taraann on Oct 23rd, 2003, 12:41pm
Well thank you very much Margi, gonna read it tonight when the kids are hopefully asleep ;;D  There have been so many times I have started to search into the archives and got interrupted ... I just knew someone would take the time to search it for me I really appreciate that.

BTW how did this turn into a thread about clownophobia (or correctly called Coulrophobia)   [smiley=crackup.gif]LMAO

Title: Re: Who................
Post by Ree on Oct 24th, 2003, 7:07pm
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Dave hates clowns too... He feels the same way you do Coots...

and Congratulations Margi... 5 years and still here... its happy for us but sad that you still have to deal with this condition..........love ya girly for all that you do for us... ree

Title: Re: Who................
Post by oringkid on Oct 24th, 2003, 9:40pm
I'm scared to death of clowns too!  But not as much as ventriloquist dummy's... those things absolutely terrify me!

I used to always call my CH "my one-sided headaches"

I'm just sooooo creative huh?

Sherry

Title: Re: Who................
Post by cootie on Oct 24th, 2003, 9:50pm
Crash test dummies give me the willies !!! Man what a job ! Ok sorry....jus some Friday nite humor from sumone that should be out on the town but plans got messed up ! You'll have that Pam  [smiley=clown.gif]

Title: Re: Who................
Post by LasVegas on Oct 24th, 2003, 10:29pm
I dreamt of the Beast/Demon/Hellish Goul from the movie Twilight Zone.  You know the one on the airplane wing smashing the engine.  He reached his claw to my head and pressed on my temple.  Very scary dream.
Gregg in Las Vegas

Title: Re: Who................
Post by Opus on Oct 24th, 2003, 10:43pm
I read IT,


Turtle Good :D

clown bad >:(

That was a great sight but,

We better be careful!
there is a clown among us,
and they might tell the others,
and then the party begins!


Opus/Paul

Title: Re: Who................
Post by ClusterChuck on Oct 24th, 2003, 11:57pm
Paul, are you referring to ME???

I am not one of the BAD clowns ...

BUT, I am taking names and addresses to give out if this abuse and prejudice continues against us CLOWNS!

Chuckles the Clown

Title: Re: Who................
Post by Hirvimaki on Oct 25th, 2003, 9:42am
As long as you don't look like my clown (see above), things might be ok. But that's the way of phobias, they aren't rational or easy to explain.

I hope you don't dress as a clown at conventions!

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: Who................
Post by taraann on Oct 25th, 2003, 6:18pm

on 10/24/03 at 22:29:09, LasVegas wrote:
I dreamt of the Beast/Demon/Hellish Goul from the movie Twilight Zone.  You know the one on the airplane wing smashing the engine.  He reached his claw to my head and pressed on my temple.  Very scary dream.
Gregg in Las Vegas

Oh that one scared me sooooooooooo bad when I saw that as a kid!  Had nightmares for a very long time after seeing it! [smiley=yikes.gif]

(I was also scared of ET LMAO I remember hiding behind the couch when my parents were watching it, to this day I still have not watched that movie)  Ok just thought I'd share [smiley=slowlaugh.gif]

Title: Re: Who................
Post by BobG on Oct 26th, 2003, 3:59am
Scared of clowns? WTF? Next it'll be Mr. Rogers, Big Bird or the Cartoon Network.

We've got some really weird people at this website. ;)

But I ain't scared of 'em. They don't know where I live. [smiley=laugh.gif]



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