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(Message started by: Bob_Johnson on Sep 20^th, 2003, 2:34pm)

Title: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by Bob_Johnson on Sep 20^th, 2003, 2:34pm

"Every night," She told the marriage counselor, "he drinks a glass of milk. When he's finished, he sets the empty glass on the kitchen counter and goes to bed. He does not rinse it out. I have asked him and asked hi. I've asked nicely, and I've screamed. Why should I rinse his glass out for him every night? If I don' do it, it's the first thing I see en the morning, this disgusting milk scum. I've even asked him, 'Will you just put the glass in the sink?' But he won't."
The Counselor looked at the husband, a balding, middle-aged man who sat with his hands in his lap, a pleasant expression on his face.
"Did you hear what she was saying?" asked the counselor.
"Yes," said the man, nodding first at him, and then at his wife, to acknowledge everyone present.

A moment of silence passed. The counselor made a note on his pad, reminding himself to pick up a gallon of milk after work. Then he made eye contact with the wife.
"There is something you need to understand," he said. "He will never, never stop drinking that glass of milk before he goes to bed, and he will never rinse it out. There is absolutely nothing you can do."
The woman looked surprised. Sometimes, even after the divorce, she would think about the counselor's words, marveling at his wisdom.

-Melanie Sumner
(In Harper's Magazine, 10/03)

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by Cerberus on Sep 20^th, 2003, 2:47pm

uh........I don't get it, course the shadows I'm havin ain't helpin either.

Ramon

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by hopefull on Sep 20^th, 2003, 3:27pm

don't sweat the small stuff you might loose everything...

Whats more important....

Some give themselves HA over nothing....

Put it in the sink and deal with it it's your problem not his....

He's giving you something to bitch about...to keep you happy...

Take your pick ...I'm sure theres lots more out there... ;)

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by Patrick_A on Sep 20^th, 2003, 7:03pm

LOL....I was thinking that maybe that little bit of stress in her life was keeping the CH away.

Patrick ;D

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by Ree on Sep 20^th, 2003, 7:13pm

Dooooh.... I feel something coming outa this an I aint gonna be part of it LOLOLOLOLOLOL see ya allllllllllllllll in the funny papers ... ree ( this was said in humor)

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by Charlie on Sep 21^st, 2003, 3:15am

See the kind of stuff we get when we send Dr. Phil email?

Charlie 8)

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by BobG on Sep 21^st, 2003, 3:36am

He's lucky to be rid of that whiney broad.

I'll bet she pissed and moaned every night because he left his dirty (read that smelly) socks in the living room too. Then she bitched about him leaving the toilet seat up or pissin' on it when she insised it be left down.

I'll bet she complained when he wouldn't shave before going out for dinner or attending church or making love (five minutes of sex is NOT worth 10 minutes of shaving)

I'll bet she whined about his lack of a job and lack of any attempt to find one.

I'll bet she hated it, and told him so, when he reminded her "That's not the way my mother does it".

Danged women. Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't live with 'em.

;D

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by Ree on Sep 21^st, 2003, 5:58pm

Glad YOU got that off your chest Bob???? I think you need a hug now ((((BobG)))) Now doesn't that feel better........love ya Ree

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by jonny on Sep 21^st, 2003, 6:10pm

on 09/21/03 at 03:36:33, BobG wrote:

(five minutes of sex is NOT worth 10 minutes of shaving)

Bummer!!!.....I just shaved, oh well!....back to the porn sites.....LMMFAO ;D

..............................jonny

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by Tiannia on Sep 22^nd, 2003, 9:53am

on 09/21/03 at 03:36:33, BobG wrote:

(five minutes of sex is NOT worth 10 minutes of shaving)
;D

Well the 5 mins can be worth it if you are adventursome in how you spend that 5 mins. :o ;D ;)

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by hopefull on Sep 22^nd, 2003, 6:05pm

If your spending 10 minutes on shaving and only 5 minutes on sex.....

You doing something wrong!!

Title: Re: Why more women are getting clusters.
Post by hopefull on Sep 22^nd, 2003, 6:10pm

Maybe the wham - bam thank you mam!