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Title: What would you do...... Post by jonny on Sep 12th, 2003, 5:09pm If you hit the lottery for a 100 million $.....? Me? 1) I would donate 10 mill to OUCH. 2) I would have the ballsiest custom tour bus built and spend 18 months touring the US meeting even more clusterheads. 3) I would bank 25 mill and live off the intrest (Fuck stocks) 4) Continue my clusterhead meetings over seas (On my G-4) 5) Call Miller high life and have 10 trailer loads of beer tabs delievered to Brad and Cooties house ;D 6) Make sure a special friend was set for life....143 7) Buy DJ 3 strip clubs of his choice. I guess im about out of money so ill buy a little house on the ocean and live off my intrest. What would you do with 100 million? ................................Dreaming jonny |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by ClusterChuck on Sep 12th, 2003, 5:34pm Jonny, in your budget breakdown, I did not see the bribe to DJ to put in the porno button, or how you plan on covering your 900 number calls ... Just curious ... Will this eat up all your earned interest? Chuck |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by OneEyeBlind on Sep 12th, 2003, 5:35pm LOL ... 1. Call a tax accountant 2. Donate my money to HepC/Cancer/Clusterhead research equally divided. Plus lots of other funds that would call me ... I am a softy when it comes to giving money away. 3. Shit, got a lot of family (real and internet) that I would probably shell out tons for !!!!!! Make sure all my nephews and nieces (all 38 of them) had money for college or to get them started in life. Shit, runing low on funds now !!! LOL 4. Move where ever the hell my hubby wanted to ........ and try and smile for the rest of my life, problems be damned !!!!!!!!! 5. Oh yea, set up a continuous fund for tickets to come visit me cause I would miss my family and friends ..... and wouldn't want them to shell out the dough while I am living in Jamaicca (or wherever) !!!!! Yea ......... that was a nice trip Jonny ......... gonna go to sleep thinking about this thread !!!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by jonny on Sep 12th, 2003, 5:46pm on 09/12/03 at 17:34:15, ClusterChuck wrote:
You forget the 25 mill I have drawing that intrest ;D ....................................jonny |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Mr.Happy on Sep 12th, 2003, 8:24pm Win the lotto. Neato. I buy a ticket here weekly, and currently look at the $30,000,000.00 jackpot wistfully. Thought about it lately, and realized that winning the sucker would be fun, but the only difference in my life would be........I'd have a lot more money. Wouldn't be any _Richer_ than I am today. Got Friends? RJ |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Leesa on Sep 12th, 2003, 8:24pm WOW! pay off every stinkin bill we have, set up my 98 grand mother & Dave's gram for the rest of their lives. Set up Mom and "the old goat" (thats what I call Dave's dad and he loves it LOL) Set up his sister. Give a shit load of money to OUCH, and DJ for the sight and upkeep of it, and get MY race car with OUCH all over it!!! ;D Sock a bunch in da bank and like my bro.... live off the intrest, set up college funds for all of the kids (thats 7 in case yall lost count LMAO) Have one hell of a BIG party and fly all my family from Clusterville in for it. Then get my house on the Eastern Shore with a BIG porch and a BIG swing and swing the rest of my life away!! Oh hell we'll start our own commune called Clusterville!! LOL Hell if Im going to dream Im gonna dream BIG!!!! ;D Dreamin bigger then ever, Leesa |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Charlie on Sep 12th, 2003, 8:24pm Get me a really stupid dog. Get me a really stupid....better stop while I'm ahead. ;D After setting aside enough to make myself really a nuisance, I'd start a couple militia groups with enviornmentally friendly WMD to make dreams come true and try to make CH drug availability and costs no longer a blip on your radar if you so desired. Actually I'd have quite a payroll. Charlie |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by cootie on Sep 12th, 2003, 8:30pm Well hell first I'd buy that Cluster Island we was talkin bout in an earlier thread ! Second I'd buy a couple new bikes that don't make me lame when I get off the back.....get a new Harley air ride ! Maybe a side car or two.......... Buy stock in Miller Lite.......mail all the beer tabs linked tagether ta jonny (chain mail.......blahhh-ha-ha-ha) I'd buy alot of them new anti-ageing pills that will make ya look and feel 10 to 20 yrs younger...then I'd have more years ta enjoy that money I'd lease out jonny's bus for CH tours I'd have some big FREE parties and hire the Rolling Stones Would I have enuff to buy Iraq and the middle east and turn it into a big golf course for Brad ? Pam that needs to buy a lotto ticket to win ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by JDH on Sep 12th, 2003, 10:36pm I think I'd buy a New car, caviar, four star daydream, Think I'll buy me a football team. and you know, since I've got all that MONEY I guess I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set And I think I need a Lear jet. and then I woke up. Jim |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by UnsolvedEquation on Sep 12th, 2003, 10:37pm If one of you win...will you loan me a buck ? ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Big_Dan on Sep 12th, 2003, 10:48pm 1) Buy a house. 2) Buy a new truck. 3) Bank 1 mil. 4) Give the rest away. -Big Liar |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Cerberus on Sep 12th, 2003, 11:50pm 100 million? before or after the government takes their 50% for taxes or is it 51% now? Ramon |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Charlie on Sep 13th, 2003, 3:59am In the 1950s, taxes on big salaries in the hundreds of thousands and up, were close to 90%. I kid you not. Charlie |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by 5-string on Sep 13th, 2003, 8:16am Just keep this in mind, if you were to make 50k a year and worked every day for 40 years that would be 2,000,000.00. Now, it's a safe bet that most of us are able to live on what we make annually and if you paid yourself $100,000.00 a year every year for 40 years it would only put a 4% dent in your pile,so it's simple if you,,.....man,, I can't continue,,I am completely bummed out now. being broke SUCKS! having to work SUCKS!!!! thanks... alot.... Mark. |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Tim_w on Sep 13th, 2003, 8:43am Jonny The first thing I would do is buy 1000 ac of mt land build a cabin in the middle of it with the biggest damn porch you have ever seen!!! ;D and call it cluster land,were cluster heads could come and go as they please! Then set up a med bank to help cluster heads with meds! then hire a team of lawyers to fight ins. companys. for CH rights!! PFDAN TimW |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Melissa on Sep 13th, 2003, 8:43am 1. Put $5 mil in a trust fund for each of my kids ages 8 and 2.5 months right now ($10 mil total) 2. Put $30 mil in savings for husband and myself 3. Put $10 mil in numerous checking accounts for spending money ;D 4. Give $15 mil to ch, asthma and cancer research 5. Pay back husbands dad the money we owe him, then we won't owe ANYONE money 6. Finish the addition on our house & build big fence around property 7. Build a pole shed and inground pool 8. Fix up hubby's 1983 Trans Am (been on blocks for a couple years now) 9. Buy 1000 acres of land in WI 10. Go to college to get archeology degree Can you tell I've thought about this for a LONG time? LOL There's a whole bunch more things I'd do with the money, but it'd be a couple pages long! :)mel |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Ree on Sep 13th, 2003, 10:03am ok if I hit the lottery... I would first go away and think... find an honest accountant... !)Start a revolving account for OUCH that would replenish itself with interest...lotsa $$$$ mucho$$$$ 2)Everytime I talked to the media I would mention OUCH... 3)Have a huge party for the members of OUCH 4)Fund the next convention 5)Call Oprah and see if she would talk to me now that I am up there in her ladeedaah~~~~ company. 6)take care of some personal stuff give my friends money buy a new car for a few friends and Sean, set Matthew up with a college trust. Get a condo for Sean. Send Sean to Notre Dam...(Rudy! Rudy!) Give my house to my brother and buy another in another part of Natick. 7) and maybe this one should jump up to #1 put a new rug and kneelers in the Adoration chapel at my church buy new stairs before they have another huge law suit in the catholic church... add a daycare/solerium to the front of the church 8) Get a girly looking car... 9)Publish all of my kids books that I have written 10) Finish college.... numero 11 with modification here 11)HIRE AN UGLY NURSE TO SUPPORT MY HUSBANDS CH'S..........I'M MAD AT HIM TODAY!!!! |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by ShariRae on Sep 13th, 2003, 12:40pm awww Ree....sorry yer mad at him.. but I like the way you think!! I would hire an UGLY LIVE IN nurse to take care of my hubby.. I am mad at him too...he said to me last night "Do you remeber when you were young, pretty & thin"? I almost sh*&^%t and being the shadowing meenie that I am I said "Do you remember when you were young, handsome & could get it up"? OUCH took on a whole new meaning there!! As for the rest of the $$$ I would spend it on ME cuz aparently I am old..ugly & fat. Huggs Shari |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by cathy on Sep 13th, 2003, 1:09pm If I won a 100 million $ I would have a huge grin on my face cos it would mean I was in the USA, but i'd have to give it all to you lot, cos it's funny money and we use £ here so it'd be no use to me.... :-/ Cathy |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by kim on Sep 13th, 2003, 1:28pm After I stopped WIGGIN OUT :D, lol, ...........uhhhh........i dunno. I'm still WIGGIN OUT at the thought of it ;D hmmmmmmm. okay. I'd have to give everybody a hunk a change. Then, I'd take what was left and GET THE HELL OUTA HERE ;D ..................occasionally I'd write you all a letter telling you how the weather is from my Yacht. 8), or from my mansion 8)..........or from my handsome lover's hideaway 8) (just kidding, I think ;D) errrr, Gheeeeeeeeez, how the hell should I know? I can't even freakin balance my damn checkbook :D Cindarelly |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by cathy on Sep 13th, 2003, 1:30pm Kim it's that sodding RED NIGHTIE I tell you, gezzzehhhee doesn't anybody ever listen to me... ;D btw....don't forget to pick me up on the way, you promisedddd and next time if ya yell Let Go I will honessstttllly.... ::) Cathy |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Carl_D on Sep 13th, 2003, 1:50pm One hundred Million? I'd have my own audio and video production studio, start a chain of record stores, buy a couple of nightclubs...anything I could invest in that would make me more money. Oh, and a new truck, a couple of Gibson custom Les Pauls. I would make a generous donation to OUCH, and I would indepently publish my books... still dreaming, Carl |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by BobG on Sep 13th, 2003, 4:03pm Don't know why I'd need another hundred mill but I guess I could use it for bragging rights around my buddies. One of my golf buddies is always reminding me that he has 8 million more than I do. BFD! With amother 100 million I guess I could buy his company and fire his snobby butt. Yeah, I'd like that. ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by kim on Sep 13th, 2003, 4:15pm LOL, and a chuckle or tu :) So true Mr. G ;) After all, what WOULD we all do with the millions anyhow? Be more happy? I doubt it.....mo money does not = more happy :) That comes from the penniless spot inside that we ALL have :) I can listen to a great song and be happier than a million bux. :) Matter of fact, I'm doin it now :D Happy Camper**** :) |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Ree on Sep 13th, 2003, 4:17pm Now this was a fun thread..........everyone likes to fantasize with some people its sex... with some money... with me today hmmmmmmmmmmmm ... I guess, sex and money would be good? too bad Im still mad at Dave... (his pockets are empty any ways)! sigh................................................................ree |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by OneEyeBlind on Sep 13th, 2003, 4:19pm Smiling at your post Kim. You be rite on !!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by BobG on Sep 13th, 2003, 4:23pm Ree.......fantasize? Dang, am I embarrassed :-[ I thought this was a serious string and was trying to be honest. ::) kim........you're right......money won't buy happiness or love. But it will rent a really great facsimile. ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by nancyc on Sep 13th, 2003, 4:24pm OK, first of all, Ree, if you win, you can give me the job with Dave...but if I win, I would buy that clusterhead island too...ofcourse we would have the biggest boat in the world to sail on to the mainland...and all the accomadations.....I am thinking about jonny here LOL...beer, beer and more beer..I would buy DJ anything he desired in this world cause he is number ONE in my book...I would make a major contribution to OUCH US and UK.....then, i would buy everyone in my family a new home...I would buy my son a new brain transplant LOL..one of a mature 45 year old male...then, I would buy Toby the neatest doggy house you have ever seen complete with a Jazzuzi...My mother would never want for anything ...she would have a private nurse when she got older to take care of her..but ofcourse not me, cause i am retiring immediately...and my precious grandson would have the world on a string..the best of everything..education, clothes, a Lambrigini (I know I spelled this wrong)...and last of all, I would travel to see all the clusterheads that were not on the island with us...All the ones that have meant so much to me over the years...Guys,we would all be rich, cause I am not stingy ....One more thing..NO ONE WOULD GO WITHOUT IMITREX!!!!!!!!!!..smiles,nancyc |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Ree on Sep 13th, 2003, 4:32pm Nancy you are too cute and nurturing to be his nurse Im talking about 300 lbs of the gay persuasion... also I would like an addendum to my wishes if I win... 12) I would like a supporter that supports MY MIGRAINE HEADACHES and he has to look like John Stamos and sing like John Mayer... and be gentle and sweet and nurturing like ME AND NANCY... THE END... ((UNTIL I THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE)) |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by kim on Sep 13th, 2003, 4:44pm K. I know I'm weird now. If it cain't be Brian, then it MUST be Dave Matthews..... ??? LOL. |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Tim_the_Turtle on Sep 13th, 2003, 4:47pm Hi If I were to hit the lottery for 100,000,000,000 I would be the happiest turtle in the world... I would eat caviar and not the worms from Ree's garden. I would have a really big waterfall flowing into a small pond in Rees yard filled with goldfish... I like goldfish and not to eat~~ just to hang out with... I would have my shell painted in glow in the dark colors so that Ree can find me when she sneaks out to smoochie with me at night... I would buy Ree a green Cooper because she would look cool riding around in a car that looks like me and I bet she would call it Tim. I would send Dave on a golf trip so that I could hang out with Ree and sing to her. I would buy that Yellow electric Fender that I saw in Guitar world. I would have a private concert for the OUCH MEMBERS and Aerosmith would be headlining... I would buy a publishing company to publish all of Rees books especially the one about the turtle... I would buy Iraq and throw all the bad people in the ocean so that Ree's kids could come home and be safe... I would make sure George Bushes daughters get drafted and have to help out with the new society in Iraq... ok thats enough... now that I think of it I guess I should run for President............ that would be cool and I dont even have a middle initial... Tim Turtle |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by BobG on Sep 13th, 2003, 5:06pm kim.....see what I mean about renting? That goofy Timmmy Turtle is trying to buy Ree's affection. I think he really likes her. ;D Timmy has a girlfriend. Timmy has a girlfriend. Timmy has a girlfriend. :-* |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by kim on Sep 13th, 2003, 5:18pm :D I didna know, this is true ;) Guppy that I am - and love the pond of truth and simplicity..........there i will remain :) When others are in turmoil, guppy fins and is motionlesss.......it's a "catchin up" thing................ :) A big fishbowl filled with all sorts of nature***I can't help but fall inlove :) ...........and hope this is so for all species*** |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by nancyc on Sep 13th, 2003, 5:23pm Dear TIm the Turtle, if i gain 310 pounds,get acne,cross my eyes permently and not wear any makeup, do you think Ree would let me be Dave's nurse then? I am still thinking and hoping and wishing and dreaming LMAO..smiles,nancyc the nurse. |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by kim on Sep 13th, 2003, 5:35pm 100 million bux in yer walllet. Shark attack. :D People are predictable. More so when money in pocket. |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by ClusterChuck on Sep 13th, 2003, 5:36pm Let me think about this ... a 310plus pound, crosseyed, lovesick nurse, coming towards me with a needle to try and find my vein .... hmmmmm ... Runn like HELL, Dave! Chuck |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by jonny on Sep 13th, 2003, 6:20pm well, well, well Can anyone say this wasent a fun thread? It got you guys talking ;D ........................................jonny |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by forgetfulnot on Sep 13th, 2003, 7:04pm Get a brain transplant, poof it's gone. ;D Lee |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Charlie on Sep 13th, 2003, 7:45pm No one even thought of running clusterhead sponsored deviant sex cruises on an ocean liner? Shame on us all. Charlie |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by nancyc on Sep 13th, 2003, 9:00pm cant' you just see us all on a cruise? we would definetly sink the damn boat LMAO..smiles,nancyc |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Ree on Sep 13th, 2003, 10:48pm this was the funnest j... thanks |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by jonny on Sep 14th, 2003, 4:14am Hey Ree, Give Dave a break will ya!....after all he's a guy and you know us guy's.....LOL Nuff said ;D ....................................jonny Opps....let me just add that if your going to be mad at anyone im glad its Dave and not me.....LMMFAO ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by BobG on Sep 14th, 2003, 12:33pm Charlie........ We all thought about it. Some even prayed for it. But we're all just to darned polite to use those words in mixed company. ::) |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by ZAIRA on Sep 15th, 2003, 6:45am on 09/12/03 at 17:09:00, jonny wrote:
;D I’d create a film about CH (the actors don’t lack ;D ), stressing all difficults that we’ve to face all day long! This will be a mean to make people understand that CH is not simply a “head-ache”….... Zaira ;) |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Turts on Sep 15th, 2003, 7:03am I would buy OUCH island, where S.S. Clusterhead would dock, and all my family (close and message board) could come and stay for free, as long as they knew how to make sensational cocktails. The rest would be spent buying out Hugh Hefners empire. ( sorry forgot it was only 100 mil). Maybe hire Hugh Hefners services for a week, then spend the rest of my broke life reminising how good life was when I was rich. Me,for the rest of my life-----> ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Miss_Deleny on Sep 15th, 2003, 7:27am Hmm, lets see..... 1- I would pay off all my mom's bills and buy her the house of your dreams .. she would be set up for life .. no more working, she has done enough of that in her life time 2- Set up Christopher's parents ... they have had enough hell raising 9 kids .. they need the break 3- Set 1 million in 5 seperate bank accounts .. 4 for our children and 1 for our grandchild that will be here in March ;D .. they just wouldn't be able to touch it until they were 30 .. I think they would have a more understanding about $$ by then 4- Buy our dream home and rent out this one 5- Go back to school full time 6- Set up a yearly draft donation to OUCH, Cancer, and Diabeties (sp) researches 7- Have the wedding of our dreams with a LONG honeymoon! I think a month would do good ;D 8- Put half of what is left in a high yielding interest account and the rest I would invest I think that is about it ... in all reality, 100 million wouldn't go very far when you are looking out for your loved ones as well. ~April~ **NOTE** Those listed are in no certain order |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by Jewel on Sep 15th, 2003, 7:36am 1. Purchase a lifetime supply of pickles and circus peanuts. 2. Add to my wardrobe. 3. Buy a car 4. Pay off outstanding church offerings 5. Have the mole in my belly button removed 6. Move to Australia and buy a house |
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Title: Re: What would you do...... Post by jimbo on Sep 15th, 2003, 7:54am 1. Go to the fanciest restarant in town wearing jeans an a "T". When they tell me that there is a dress code I tell them to Fuck off. 2. See how many perks I can get from the bankers that are trying to get me to put all that money in their respective banks. You know, football games in luxury boxes, team jackets, golf outings at the best courses etc. etc. And after all of that ass kissing that they do, I tell them to Fuck off. 3. Make sure the family is all set with the exception of my sister. The only way she'll get any money is to first divorce my ass-hole brother-n-law! 4. Buy a liquor store (Only cause I'll need a write-off).LOL I'll think of a few more later Pretty funny thread jonny..... Seeya, Jimbo |
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