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Title: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Brian_Y on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:08am I think we've done this before. But we have some new folks added to the mix. And I like this sort of thng, so humoring me has its advantages, I suppose. Plus, it's fun. Is telling in some ways... What are the ten (10) items you cannot do without? What defines you as a person vis à vis these items. Materialism be damned, of course. ONE RULE: You cannot include a person (i.e. wife, husband, child, some friend) I'll begin: 1. Charleston, SC. 2. My seersucker suit (or, when feeling whimsical, only the pants). 3. My patch madras pants (sniff...sniff...I love you guys....sniff). 4. Sweet, delicious booze. 5. My golf clubs (and all of the accompanying tools of ignorance which come along with them). 6. Baseball. 7. http://www.fark.com 8. Orvis. 9. My Cannon Rebel. 10. William Faulkner and John Cheever (yeah, they's people, but they left behind books and they are dead) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Jewel on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:15am 1. God 2. Clonazepam 3. Verapamil 4. Imitrex 5. Hammer 6. Pen & paper 7. Makeup 8. Thongs 9. Music 10. Diet pills |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:19am Quote:
Are you going to model that thong for us old farts? Give us a thrill! Chuck the old fart (but not as much and old fart as Charlie!) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by aprilbee on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:20am 1. God 2. Relpax and Lortab 3. laughter 4. my car 5. football 6. TV (YES I am a TV and Reality show junkie!!) 7. Music 8. wisdom 9. cereal 10. the shower!! |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Jewel on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:23am on 08/28/03 at 08:19:17, ClusterChuck wrote:
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by jminmilwaukee on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:24am 1. The British Virgin Islands 2. My remote control 3. My dreams of winning the lottery 4. My open mindedness 5. Ladies, lots of ladies 6. Fully functional man "parts" 7. Fresh produce, peaches and such 8. My cigerettes 9. Mad Money 10. A sense of humor |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Jewel on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:32am Ooh, ooh, ooh...sorry.... Addendum: 11. Cigarettes 12. Sex 13. Circus Peanuts I know, I know...high maintenance! |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by jminmilwaukee on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:45am Addendum also, 11. Girls who wear thongs and like sex involving circus peanuts! ;) Yeah yeah, what a perve jmin |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Jewel on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:47am ROTFFL ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by cootie on Aug 28th, 2003, 9:22am The world of values according to cootie: my precious CATS my clothes (hip huggers and harley stuff) my harleys my jewlry my house and land beer diet pepsi ambien and pain meds so I can sleep well and be pf while gaurding the fortress weapons to chase people off wanting to steal my stuff money or course to buy more stuff like clothes and jewlry and meds and ammo and cat food and cat litter and of course more beer/diet pepsi PS: can I add 1 more thing.......cigs cuz I only smoke when I drink and drink when I smoke (social behavior thing)....so if I can't add one more item like cig's I'll jus bum em off you guys or the neighbors These are a few of my favorite things Pam :) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Kirk on Aug 28th, 2003, 10:40am 1. Imitrex 2. O2 3. Smokes 4. Whiskey 5. Boat - 100 ft. DeFever will do 6. 6X6 ATV 7. Whiskey 8. A dock in the Sea of Cortez 9. plenty fo fuel 10. Decent charts |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by suzy617 on Aug 28th, 2003, 10:55am 1. Money.... oh wait, I dont have any. 2. A good man....oh wait....dont have any. hmmmm, let me think more about this one. ;D Suzy |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by JDH on Aug 28th, 2003, 11:06am no particualr order: my doggies woodworking tools cd collection St Louie Blues cigarettes bong 8) budweiser longnecks pc chocolate camera Jim |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Ree on Aug 28th, 2003, 1:13pm 1)God 2)MY hour with God every week Wed 10pm-11pm call me if ya need prayers 3)MY PUTER(this is where I would put my family and friends) 4)MY ART 5) MY WRITING 6)MY MUSIC 7) FIORICETTE 8)MY LIPSTICK 9)SUNSCREEN (MY NEW FRIEND SINCE THE SKIN CANCER) 10)SCHOOL SO THE LITTLE PRINCESS CAN INVADE ANOTHER REALM AND LEAVE ME THE F ALONE~~~~4 MORE DAYS TIL SHOWTIME.............. HEHEHEHEHEHE |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by badfly on Aug 28th, 2003, 2:36pm 1) Electricity 2) Running water 3) Combustable engine 4) Printing press 5) Shortwave radio 6) antibiotics 7) telephone 8) disposable nappies 9) small pox and polio vacinations 10) internet and computers |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by 9erfan on Aug 28th, 2003, 3:34pm I like this topic! 1. God 2. Football (are you ready for some???) 3. men 4. makeup (and you wouldn't WANT to see me w/out it either) 5. parmesean cheese (on anything) 6. Italian food 7. water 8. good books 9. tv (to watch the football, of course) 10. SARCASM! |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Brian_Y on Aug 28th, 2003, 3:37pm Cmon y'all.... Let me see some MATERIALISM here...We all know you can't go without GOD, but He knows you need certain things to keep you sane befoe you heads to the promised land!!! One more I'll add for me: My Bean mocs. These are KEY. |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by suzy617 on Aug 28th, 2003, 3:40pm on 08/28/03 at 15:37:14, Brian_Y wrote:
Ok what the hell are bean mocs? Do they have them things in New York? ;D Suzy |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by cootie on Aug 28th, 2003, 3:47pm bean mocs.......are those the little swede mocasins with beads on the top....no wait a minute you said 'bean'.....ok are they little swede mocasins with bean art on top ? Does a bean moc mock beans ? Sorta takes me back to the woodchuck thread Pam ;) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Jewel on Aug 28th, 2003, 3:50pm on 08/28/03 at 15:34:28, 9erfan wrote:
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Charlie on Aug 28th, 2003, 4:11pm In no particular order: My house with the 1950s kitchen Pretty much everything I’ve found with my puter My fading memories of women Beer HBO Money Some of my collections Books and newspapers My friend Tom Eating in a really good restaurant now and then Charlie |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Gofishgriff on Aug 28th, 2003, 4:13pm Quote:
I'm sure he's referring to LL Bean, the outfitter, mocassins. 1.) My 2 weeks paid vacation each year. (Will become 3 weeks next April!) 2.) My Taylor Made Tour Blades. 3.) My massive collection of fishing poles and tackle. 4.) Vanilla ice cream with chocalte syrup. 5.) Coffee. 6.) Guy Harvey T's 7.) Cable Modem. 8.) Air Conditioning 9.) Humor. 10.) Dumb people. I know what you were looking for on this thread Brian, been a long day and my brain is mush right now. |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by 9erfan on Aug 28th, 2003, 4:31pm [quote author=Jewel 14. Salt[/quote] OMG!! Salt!! CANNOT live without it!! |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by TomM on Aug 28th, 2003, 4:48pm Bean Mocs = L.L. Bean Moccasins. Lamb wool inside w/ leather outside and rubber sole (Rubber Soul--great album) TomM |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Carla_Comiter on Aug 28th, 2003, 4:54pm OK, well I'll leave God and electricity off my list, although I give thanks for both daily. ;) 1) My pets: 2 dogs and 2 cats (1 cat I can't find right now and I'm getting worried). 2) My bed: Pillow top mattress cover, down pillows, snuggly blue electric blanket, oscillatating floor fan so I can turn on the electric blanket, lace curtains for the street light to dance thru, radio/CD player, need I say more? 3) My house: vintage 1950's ranch, finished basement, knotty pine den, blue gingham country kitchen. 4) My yard: half acre, trees, berries, nuts, lilacs, peonies, red bud, fairy sanctuary. 5) Movies--I'm a Blockbuster gold card member. Lately I've been renting episodes of the HBO series "Six Feet Under." It's great! 6) Books, books, books, books. I use the library website to research and hold the books I want. They bring them from all their branches to my branch and phone me when they're in. I also check out music CDs and books on audio tape and CDs. 7) Lace 8) Creativity-I make jewelry, paint, write essays, do graphics with my 'puter, design clothes, decorate Casa Carla. 9) Raytown, it's America's hometown. I was 51 when I moved here and finally found my home! 10) Teaching--if they will listen, I will teach. I have two workshops scheduled: "The Life Mask Playshop" and "The Hero and the Shadow." I'm also planning a gathering at Casa Carla on 10/11 called "Fairy Moon." As usual, I ran onandonandon, but that's the danger of asking! Smooches, all. Carla |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by TomM on Aug 28th, 2003, 5:03pm This is cool. 1) Me wife of 17+ years. 2) Me cat of 16+ years. 3) Me sister and her family. 4) Lectricity. Went w/o for 30+ hours just yesterday. 5) Home. 6) Das Boat. 7) Fishin'--that includes beer 'cause you ain't fishin' less yuse got a a beer in one hand. 8) Me eysight so I can read and enjoy photography. 9) CH'ers--most of them, anyway. 10) My best friend Mark and his wife. |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by cootie on Aug 28th, 2003, 5:03pm does the LL Bean mocasin's have bead or beans on top ? Inquireing minds wanna know Pam ;) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by TomM on Aug 28th, 2003, 5:09pm No matter how you take the Beans, it all goes up in gas. ;) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Kirk on Aug 28th, 2003, 5:11pm More materialistic? A 100 foot DeFever is as much boat as I can handle on my own. Do you have another Maker in mind? If you want to lend a hand, I could go 165 feet. Would mean a better putting green ofcourse. TTFN |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by 9erfan on Aug 28th, 2003, 5:11pm on 08/28/03 at 17:03:01, TomM wrote:
Ok, TomM we need 3 more from you to replace 1, 3, and 10. You didn't follow the instructions....no people... ;) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Mark C on Aug 28th, 2003, 5:25pm In no particular order..
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by KingOfPain on Aug 28th, 2003, 5:32pm 1. clusterheadaches.com I will get back to you on the rest. KingOfPain |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Melissa on Aug 28th, 2003, 5:51pm Only 10 ??? 1. Bubble Gum (preferably Hubba Bubba) 2. Ralph Loren "Romance" perfume 3. Beer 4. chocolate truffles from Germany :D 5. hairbrush 6. music cd's 7. my bed 8. Levi's 9. my car (Chevy Blazer) 10. my boat (1989 16 1/2 ft. Stratos Fish & Ski ;D) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by jonny on Aug 28th, 2003, 5:59pm on 08/28/03 at 17:32:17, KingOfPain wrote:
CH.COM (Rock on KOP) OUCH My best friend ...........................................jonny |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Miss_Deleny on Aug 28th, 2003, 6:31pm Hmmm....ONLY 10?? No people, no listing God ... hmmm ... Well, ok, IF you insist ... in no certain order: 1- Love 2- Friendships 3- Humor 4- Smiles (mainly a childs) 5- Laughter (mainly a childs) 6- Sunshine 7- The Beach 8- Rain and Rainbows 9- Dreams of Peace 10- Happiness for myself, my children and everyone I come in contact with (minus a few select people .. hehe) Not really what you are looking for? You're looking for "material" things? Hmm .... 1- My car 2- My coffee maker 3- COFFEE 4- My computer 5- Electricity (to run my computer) 6- Cable (for my computer) 7- Running water (I just HATE out-houses!) 8- Books 9- Music 10- A job (have to pay for my enjoyments somehow) I guess that covers it since you are requesting ONLY 10 :( ~April~ |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by OneEyeBlind on Aug 28th, 2003, 6:50pm Gotta go with the non-material girl thing here. Family Friends Spirituality Peace Tranquility A Sense of well being A Oneness with nature A relationship with God Friends Family Oops ................ Material ......... A roof over my head Food to feed my family Medical assistance when in need Beer Cigarettes My river Flowers Enough craft supplies to keep me busy Enough money to visit friends Trips to Jamaica (yeeeee haaaaaaaaaa) or England |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Brian_Y on Aug 28th, 2003, 7:31pm http://cdn.llbean.com/products/mens/19067/images/19067.jpg My Bean mocs. Very key. |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by suzy617 on Aug 28th, 2003, 7:36pm Ok, where are the beans?? ??? Are they hidden inside the shoe? Or did a hungry person eat them? Suzy |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Opus on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:03pm My list is as follows, Coffee, I can live without it but not well Gravely tractors, Cigs, computer and internet, Music, Prayer, SCi-fi meds, tools, photography. Opus/Paul |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by FrankF on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:10pm My favorite 10 (in no particular order): Windows XP... actually anything that runs my 'puter Paperclips Donuts Beer Wheel Mouse Electricity piped into my house The Internet Cars Imitrex injections Flush toilets |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by cootie on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:15pm Brian......those are DUCKIES !!!! I wear a pair of them almost every day (my black work boots are my favorite tho) when I am gonna be workin out back around the creek. Pam that's gonna go sew beads on mine and string beans ;D |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Gofishgriff on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:20pm Duckies! Bwaaahaha! Brian wears duckies, brian wears duckies... Bwaaahaha. Not picking on you my friend, just havin some fun. I thought about listing my Homer Simpson boxer shorts, but thought I might get a reply such as this one. ;) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by cootie on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:29pm DOH !!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Not4Hire on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:34pm In no particular order...yeah, right..... Quote:
Marta's face when she's sleepin'... Coffee at the crack of my eyelid... A freshly lit Camel with that cuppa.... That twist of the LOUD handle on me mosickle...(that gives me a woodie...) And a perfect curve on that mosickle...knee skimmin the pavement...eyes AHEAD... Clean water... Electricity...and all it brings.... My dog... My memory... And my hope that it'll get better.... .....nice thread...... |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by stevegeebe on Aug 28th, 2003, 8:53pm 1. Our home in the woods. 2. Our garden. 3. Fall in the Great Smoky Mountains. 4. Preparing, serving and eating really good food. 5. Chicory coffee and a cig. (That's one thing) 6. Music. 7. Beer. 8. Pro Football. 9. Motorcycles. (I'm without for the moment) 10. The curve in my wife's back. Steve G |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Roxy on Aug 28th, 2003, 10:10pm hmmmmm.....no people...right? 1. thunderstorms 2. my coffeemaker/fresh ground coffee beans 3. my 20 gauge 4. sex 5. animals 6. books 7. music 8. vodka/fireplaces (yes...this is just one..lol) 9. fishing poles and tackle 10.golf/football/baseball I'm just figuring electricity goes with the coffeemaker, and indoor plumbing is included. 11. lakes/beaches 12. laughter 13. men Sue me....I went over.... ;D |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 28th, 2003, 10:35pm only materialistic stuff huh? 1. Coffee and cigs. 2. wine 3. jewelry, lots of it. The more expensive, the better. 4. My new computer 5. a closet full of expensive clothes. 6. a neat car 7. men 8. shelves full of books 9. lobster 10. sex. That should have come before the cigarettes, I guess. LindaH |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Ree on Aug 28th, 2003, 11:22pm and I have beaded mocs...............cool you ole hippy like me..................... |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Big_Dan on Aug 28th, 2003, 11:38pm 1. My Faith 2. Camel Light Menthols 3. Floor Fan (Can't sleep without it) 4. ..... ... I honestly cant think of anything else that I can't live without.... -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Charlie on Aug 29th, 2003, 12:17am Sorry. I used a person too. I should have included more: Air Conditioning, white noise, dangerously strong coffee, and turkey. Carla's right by the way. Rent Six Feet Under. You'll love it. Get "A Gathering Storm." too. Best cable movie ever done. Charlie |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Ree on Aug 29th, 2003, 12:56am oops thanks Charlie I need coffee too.... yup coffee ree |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by zanychef on Aug 29th, 2003, 1:21am ok you asked for it........................ 1.WINE preferably gevrey chambertin 1968 ::) 2.HASHISH hand rolled by morrocan virgins 8) 3.SUBARU IMPREZA just to go shopping in 4.HAVANA CLUB on the beach 5.MYCD'S &STEREO 6.BLACK CROWES CONCERTS 7.DINNER AT CAFE MAXIM DE PARIS RESIDENCE(the head chef is a friend of mine but i have never been able to afford it there 8.SUNSETS ON BALI with 5 star accommodation of course :P 9.MY GOLF CLUBS and enough lessons to be able to get down to single figures 10.CH.COM and all the people there |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 29th, 2003, 4:37am Ok, damnit , you shamed me into it. I will put up a list BUT with this stipulation: Most things that have been listed, we all know we can do without, therefore my list is the list of things I would not WANT to do without. (I am allowed to do this according to the rules and regulations, see page 473, paragraph 6, sub paragraph d: "Chuck can do whatever the hell he feels like.") first an formost: clusterheadaches.com - no joke here! Second: My laptop - so that I can get to ch.com Third: (yeah, I know girls, I am a guy and you expect me to put a car in here, so I will) My 1971 Triumph Spitfire Fourth: My classical music collection Fifth: My grandfather clock Sixth: Strong black coffee (especially the stuff that has been on all day. The stuff that comes out in lumps when you pour it. The stuff that would disolve a metal spoon if you were to put it in.) Seventh: Cigarettes Eight: All my wood working tools and equipment Ninth: My painting of a clown, by Red Skelton, personally signed by Red Skelton Tenth: That thing (that I think still works, but you can't prove it by me) that hangs between my legs. (I had to put something in this slot!) Ok? There is my list! What sort of a whacked out freak does that make me? Ha ha!! Chuck |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by BILL_L on Aug 29th, 2003, 5:08am Roxy four and five should be one line. so you only have twelve. :P :P :P :P Bill |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by brain_cramps on Aug 29th, 2003, 5:47am on 08/28/03 at 22:10:34, Roxy wrote:
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by brain_cramps on Aug 29th, 2003, 6:29am 1 - Reggae music 2 - skiing (doc told me never again after wrecking my foot - hopefully prove him wrong) 3 - watching football (Raiders, 49ers) 4 - watching hockey (Avalanche, Canucks) 5 - watching pro-boxing 6 - pool/billiards 7 - programming 8 - the internet (this site in particular) 9 - Canada!!! - one of the nicest places on earth (even if you guys say we talk funny, eh ::)) 10 - being a sarcastic bastard - see above (Rox: sorry ;) - Bill: didn't see your reply until after posting mine ;D) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Jewel on Aug 29th, 2003, 7:58am 15. Birth control pills 16. Pickles |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Brian_Y on Aug 29th, 2003, 8:44am on 08/28/03 at 20:20:43, Gofishgriff wrote:
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Title: [quote author=9erfaRe: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by TomM on Aug 29th, 2003, 9:18am on 08/28/03 at 17:11:13, 9erfan wrote:
Shit! No wonder da spousal unit complains that I never read the directions. Sorry. Fresh ground coffee. A/C. My industrial blender. Plus… Power tools—Delta/Rockwell or Porter Cable, baby. BMW Brian--Coots is right. Thems is Duckies, not Bean Mocs. This a Bean Moc w/o the cheese. ;D http://www.llbean.com/products/mens/19002/images/L19002.jpg TomM |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Roxy on Aug 29th, 2003, 9:24am on 08/29/03 at 05:08:32, BILL_L wrote:
...shhhhhhhh Bill.....don't tell anyone...... ;) Rabbits are animals...LOL on 08/29/03 at 06:29:47, brain_cramps wrote:
Gee Grant....did you happen to watch the Cowboy/Raider game last night. Such a shame...52-13!! ;D |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Brian_Y on Aug 29th, 2003, 9:33am on 08/28/03 at 23:22:25, Ree wrote:
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by jimbo on Aug 29th, 2003, 10:24am Lets see, ten things I couldn't live without. 1. Air 2. Water 3. Sunlight 4. Food 5. Shelter 6. Fire 7. Beer 8. 7-Crown 9. Getting a hummer every morning (Holy shit I must be dead!) 10. Brett Favre not playing for the Packers. Seeya, Jimbo |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by TomM on Aug 29th, 2003, 11:10am on 08/29/03 at 10:24:35, jimbo wrote:
Your wife buys you a new HumVee everyday? Man, THAT is a good woman. ;) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Carla_Comiter on Aug 29th, 2003, 1:09pm OK, folks, I know I'm still a Newbie, and my mother says my autobiography shoud be titled "Gullible's Travels," but I gotta ask: What's a hummer? Is it like a bump? FrankF, why are paperclips among your top ten? And re bean mocs--I bought brand X for $5 at Dollar General this week. I know they are of inferior quality, but I can just throw them away if I step in dog hummer with them. Smiles, Carla |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by FrankF on Aug 29th, 2003, 1:27pm on 08/29/03 at 13:09:49, Carla_Comiter wrote:
Because they are an incredibly simple invention that is so useful... You can clip all of your papers together They make good Christmas tree ornament hangers Good for cleaning out your earwax You can tie up the cords hanging under your puter desk Great for picking cheap locks when you lose the key Good for hanging things from office ceilings Makes a good weapon when used together with rubber bands |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by TomM on Aug 29th, 2003, 2:05pm on 08/29/03 at 13:09:49, Carla_Comiter wrote:
The clean version is it's a vehicle built by GM used by our troops...the other is what Monica did to Bill Clinton. :) |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by Carla_Comiter on Aug 29th, 2003, 2:33pm Gullible here. Oh, I GET it! When Jimbo said, "Holy shit, I must be dead," he must have meant, "Holy shit, I must be in Heaven!" I thought for a while that a hummer was mouth to mouth resuscitation (him being dead and all). But now I think that I had one of the mouths in the wrong place? FrankF, you are absolutely right about paperclips, amazing inventions.... I guess this is why I feel so at home in Raytown. Not much humming going on ;D With affection from your Gullible Gal in MO. Carla |
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Title: Re: Weapons of Mass Destraction Post by TomM on Aug 29th, 2003, 2:39pm on 08/29/03 at 14:33:28, Carla_Comiter wrote:
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