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(Message started by: Jewel on Aug 27^th, 2003, 3:56pm)

Title: Ranking
Post by Jewel on Aug 27^th, 2003, 3:56pm

I don't wanna be a New Board Junior anymore.... :( When do I become a Veteran?

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by Jewel on Aug 27^th, 2003, 3:58pm

Yeah! Now that's more like it!! Hehehe! ;D ;D

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by echo on Aug 27^th, 2003, 4:29pm

Glad to read your desire became reality.

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by Kirk on Aug 27^th, 2003, 5:46pm

I haven't figured out when I became one. Not sure it makes a difference in anything. I'm still a damn fool.

TTFN

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by cootie on Aug 27^th, 2003, 8:46pm

I wanna be 26 again........shit it didn't work !!! Pam that gave it a try since it worked fer Jewel

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by kim on Aug 27^th, 2003, 8:51pm

Just wait. Soon you'll be pickin chin hairs and tawkin all sorts a shit. :D

Keep smilin :) Well wishes****

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by Hooter on Aug 27^th, 2003, 8:52pm

I don't want to be a veteran. That's what they call decrepit old farts and I'm not that old.
Bloody hospital called me a geriatric on all my notes when I gave birth at only a very young 38 too, bastards.

W the B who refuses to be old, EVER!

Hey Kim, this is a real worry, I tawk shit and I've got chin hairs I have to pluck out. I AM old!

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by kim on Aug 27^th, 2003, 9:05pm

Worry? Nah. We got lots to look forward to. You know, those big boobed torpedo breasted women in the pool that the kids think is a buoy? LOL

Gheeeeeeeez. Life stinks :'( :D

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by Hooter on Aug 27^th, 2003, 9:08pm

Better that than the ones that shrivel up and go flat and droop down to your knees like deflated balloons.

Feeling sick yet guys?

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by kim on Aug 27^th, 2003, 9:11pm

Okay men, the ole timer is comin ta gitcha - LOL. I just pulled a breast outa my armpit :o

Ok. I'm sorry. Really. It's not true. LOL. I was just kiddin. My boob is really not in my armpit. :D Yet.

Bleaugh.

Let this be a lesson to all children who wish to grow up too soon :D

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by Kirk on Aug 27^th, 2003, 11:51pm

Just realized I'm an Old Timer not a Veteran Wonder how that happened. I don't remember.

TTFN

Title: Bookeeping
Post by rumplestiltskin on Aug 28^th, 2003, 2:23am

When we got this new fangled board...folks got all concerned about "ranking"....I used to delete all my past posts just to stay a "newbie"....gave it up...too much work stayin young.

DennisO'C

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 28^th, 2003, 2:34am

Does the ranking really make a difference? Do you get free green stamps? Hmmm .. A free trip to the tropics? .. Oh!!! We get another STAR! I love stars!! Gotta love the star system!

What does an old lady have between her breasts?

Her belly button ...

Chuck

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by Donna on Aug 28^th, 2003, 7:00am

What's the average bra size that old ladies wear?

34 Long

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 28^th, 2003, 7:04am

Damn, Donna!!! Have some sympathy for an old man! My heart can't take it! I also had (notice the past tense?) a mouthful of coffee! Now my puter screen is dripping!!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Chuck

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by Donna on Aug 28^th, 2003, 7:08am

Well Chuckypoo, I hope it's decaf........if I have to drink it because of my heart problem, you should have to too.
Misery loves company.

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 28^th, 2003, 7:21am

Decaf? DECAF??? I want REAL coffee not imitation crap! Strong, hot and black! And best of all, the stuff that has been sitting there all day !!!!! Wud disolve your spoon if you were to test it!

By the way, if a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? (stolen from George Carlin)

Chuck

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by scottie40 on Aug 28^th, 2003, 7:29am

WOW it worked for you LET ME TRY I dont want to be a NEW BOARD NEWBIE i want to be aNew Board Hall of Famer.. JUST KIDDING

Ive been here long time but keep forgetting my password,,,, must be CH messed up my brain, so i keep coming back as a newbie. Oh well i still love this site will never leave!!! :P

Scottie

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by Donna on Aug 28^th, 2003, 7:30am

I don't know. When a man drinking coffee laughs and coffee comes out of his nose, does that mean his name it Juan Valdez? I love stupid jokes, can you tell?

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 28^th, 2003, 7:54am

Just remember, Donna, as you are sitting there at the breakfast table, and you are getting hot and cold flashes in your breasts, that is because one knocker is in your coffee, and the other is in your OJ.

Chuck

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by don on Aug 28^th, 2003, 9:32am

Its not the quantity, its the quality.

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by cootie on Aug 28^th, 2003, 9:48am

Speakin of chin hairs.........hey did I tell you guys what I saw at Walmart the other day ? And old thin lady standin in the aisle babbling strokeing a long fu-man-chu type mustache that was about 3 inches long and she had a pointed long thin grey beard that hung about 3 inches off her chin. She had on a flower'd dress. Momma taught me not ta stare but I was wishin I had my camera in my purse ! Pam that hates it when people's saggy boobs show out the bottom of there t-shirts

I still can't spell....thank goodness fer modify !!!

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by don on Aug 28^th, 2003, 9:53am

Thanks for sharing.

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by scottie40 on Aug 28^th, 2003, 10:06am

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's just a joke! :-X

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by jonny on Aug 28^th, 2003, 7:10pm

Are we counting?

.......................................jonny

Title: Re: Ranking
Post by suzy617 on Aug 28^th, 2003, 7:18pm

Pam, that was me in Walmart! I ran outta Nair. >:(

Anyone wanna kiss me now?
Suzy :-*