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(Message started by: brain_cramps on Aug 26^th, 2003, 1:58am)

Title: Love, Lust, and Marriage
Post by brain_cramps on Aug 26^th, 2003, 1:58am

LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.

LOVE: When intercourse is called “making love”.
LUST: When intercourse is called “screwing”.
MARRIAGE: What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE: When you argue over money.

LOVE: When you share everything you own.
LUST: When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.

LOVE: When it doesn’t matter if you climax.
LUST: When the relationship is over if you don’t climax.
MARRIAGE: What’s a climax?

LOVE: When you phone each other just to say “Hi”.
LUST: When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to bitch.

LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write are cheques.

LOVE: When you show concern for your partner’s feelings.
LUST: When you couldn’t give a shit.
MARRIAGE: When your only concern is what’s on TV.

LOVE: When your farewell is “I love you darling…”.
LUST: When your farewell is “Same time next week?”.
MARRIAGE: When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE: When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST: When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake.

LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see your partner.
LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see your partner.
MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see your partner.

LOVE: When nobody else matters.
LUST: When nobody else matters.
MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don’t care who knows.

LOVE: When all of the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST: When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk-radio.

LOVE: When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST: When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE: When just getting through is your only thought.

LOVE: When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST: When you’re only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE: When you’re only interested in your golf score.

Title: Re: Love, Lust, and Marriage
Post by TomM on Aug 26^th, 2003, 7:19am

Good stuff, Grant.

So...if I'm married and still love my wife and lust for her bod, does that make me a freak?

TomM

Title: Re: Love, Lust, and Marriage
Post by Hirvimaki on Aug 26^th, 2003, 8:59am

I both love and lust (oh my YES) my wife. We've been married seven years and she just keeps getting sexier... Helps when you marry a babe! ;D

Funny though.

PB

Title: Re: Love, Lust, and Marriage
Post by Drk^Angel on Aug 26^th, 2003, 10:02am

Tom... Yep.

PFDAN............................. Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Love, Lust, and Marriage
Post by hopefull on Aug 26^th, 2003, 10:54am

Tom,

if only there were a few more freaks like yourself...