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(Message started by: athos12 on Aug 19^th, 2003, 10:43pm)

Title: Men should be concerned look at beer consumption
Post by athos12 on Aug 19^th, 2003, 10:43pm

Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects.

1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

No further testing was considered necessary.

Title: Re: Men should be concerned look at beer consumpti
Post by Charlie on Aug 19^th, 2003, 10:52pm

No problem. I'm very concerned about beer and it concerns me as well ::)

Charlie

Title: Re: Men should be concerned look at beer consumpti
Post by athos12 on Aug 19^th, 2003, 11:10pm

Sorry I posted this twice, I forgot that I did