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(Message started by: Not4Hire on Aug 14th, 2003, 6:17pm)
Title: N4H:OK..Ah'm "kinda" Texan...Some text this time..
Post by Not4Hire on Aug 14th, 2003, 6:17pm
;D

First of all, I see nobody found a *cure* in my absence...slackers! And I see a buncha new posters: sorry yer here, aren't ya glad ya found us? Have ya tried o2?  ;)

and jonny replied:

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No text my ass you sum bitch.....LOL
to which Jack added:
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you backwards ass country fuck...
...damn, it's good to be back!

and Miklos said:
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You're not no Texan! You're a godammed green card immigrant from Montana (and that green card's likely to be a fake). Real Texans probably don't even speak to you without spitting.
... well, Mike, yew don't sound like a Texan on the phone either...'course I have noticed that *real* Texans DO tend to spit a lot.... :P

and Cat said:
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Hell I moved after you did, drove the 1200+ miles, got my house set up and online and back on track before you!!!
... but you have *military* help, (I had Peruvian "help"...HELP!) and I drove a 23 foot U-Haul pullin' a car trailer every damn inch of 2009 miles... it felt like an inch at a time going up every hill, too...

and LindaH is callin' in the 'Rangers:

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When you start wearing a Stetson while riding your cycle, Im gonna call the fashion police on ya...


but Mast, and 'brix, and Roxy, and suzy, and Needabuddy were nice... and Lee's got beer and charlie's & grant's advice/observation are on target....

and juvy....hmmm:

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You're not a Texan.  You must first suffer in Texas for years before you get the right to call yourself a Texan.
... I'm just guessing but I imagine you must miss the fire-ants and scorpions, tornados and TexMex... how is the rain in the Netherlands?.... :)

...that said: the job is a challenge--fix the traffic in Austin! ...no wonder it's gonna take 3.7 BILLION dollars and ten years... 10 sections to do, (they started with Section 7, then 3, then 4, and my crew is now supposed to do Sections 1 & 2) ... me thinks Dubya had something to do with this   ;)

o yeah, the *Trip*: except for the overall 5.2 MPG and the headlights and wipers falling off in Wyoming (and again in New Mexico), while 3 grumps and a dog fiddled with the occaisionally functional air conditioner in the cab of the U-Haul, it was a GREAT TRIP... and then we got to Austin and it was ONE HUNDRED EIGHT FUCKING DEGREES and 60% humidity.... a real treat when ya got MonkeyButt(tm) from four 15-hour days of driving and staying in roach-infested, curry-scented,  Super8's....

well, ole Notfer got heat prostration/almost stroke while un-loading said VehicleOfDoom and the wifey called 911 after my extremities went numb following projectile vomit...
by the time the EMT's got there, I was nekkid in a tub of cold (ha!) water, sucking GOOD OLE O2 on a NON-REBREATHER MASK @ 15 LPM... BP 95/55...   :o
...the EMT wanted to know why I had o2 on-hand: I told her I'd have to kill her afterwards... and NO-I-DO-NOT-WANT-GO-TO-THE-FUCKIN'-E.R.

..so, an entertaining time was had by all.....   ;D

...glad to be back and, if stress keeps the MOFO at bay, I won't be needin' the o2 for awhile...PaidItForward(tm)....
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by jonny on Aug 14th, 2003, 6:20pm
No text my ass you sum bitch.....LOL

How the fuck are you doing?

Com'on ass-hole give it up!!!!!

........................................jonny
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by Not4Hire on Aug 14th, 2003, 6:29pm
...this weekend, I promise... just too fuckeneh busy right now.... have I got some stories to tell...heh
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by Miklos on Aug 14th, 2003, 7:14pm
You're not no Texan! You're a godammed green card immigrant from Montana (and that green card's likely to be a fake). Real Texans probably don't even speak to you without spitting.

Hope everything is hunky-dory and that the move and job  is going well.
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by catlind on Aug 14th, 2003, 7:16pm
Damn N4, whatcha mean this weekend??  Hell I moved after you did, drove the 1200+ miles, got my house set up and online and back on track before you!!!  What's goin on there?? LOL.  

C'mon, give up the details.  You've been slackin or you would have been back before now ;)

Cat

Edit:
Ok Ok, so I had some help LOL.  The movers did pack the remainder of my stuff, and they did load and unload it.  The packing and unpacking is the hard part though hehe.  

Glad to know we weren't the only schmucks who suffered the UHaul curse LOL.  I swear, those trucks/trailers are completely unroadworthy.  Ours had some serious electrical issues.  Rush hour traffic in Chicago with no tail lights or signal lights is loads of fun.

So happy you got there in one piece and didn't suffer any further brain damage from the heat stroke ;)

Keep us posted on the new abode and the job :)

:-*  Cat
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by 2late on Aug 14th, 2003, 7:29pm
you backwards ass country fuck.... how the hell you been?                         ............Jack
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 14th, 2003, 8:40pm
When you start wearing a Stetson while riding your cycle, Im gonna call the fashion police on ya Steve.  In the meantime......thanks for checking in with us.

 Doesn't ANYONE remember what NT stands for?????????

  Oh yeah, I guess I did it too.     Linda
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Aug 14th, 2003, 8:49pm
Yeah, NT means make sure you read EVERY post, or ya might miss something.


NOT4!!!!  You best get yer ass back in chat as soon as ya kin!!!!  Glad ta hear ya made it!

Mast
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by firebrix on Aug 14th, 2003, 10:01pm
Good to hear from you mate! We await your stories with luminous expectation.
Look out for those longhorns.............
firebrix
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by Roxy on Aug 14th, 2003, 10:13pm
DAMN STRAIGHT YOU'RE A TEXAN!!
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by forgetfulnot on Aug 14th, 2003, 10:55pm
Hey Texnot4, now you get to enjoy our wonduful summers and should have many Hispanics to converse with on a regular basis, if ya get a chance sneek across the border to Oklahoma, We got beer.....................

Lee
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by Charlie on Aug 14th, 2003, 11:33pm
Glad to hear from ya. Better stick around or Linda will cause you bodily harm. She is a terror  8)

One thing: At least moving to Texas from Montana means you didn't need to install a gun rack.  8)

Charlie
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by brain_cramps on Aug 15th, 2003, 12:04am
does NT mean New-Texan?     (up here, we have "new-Canadians" of all different colors and languages  ;))

grant        ;D
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by juvy on Aug 15th, 2003, 4:01am
N4H:


Um hon...As a Texan speaking to a newbie...You're not a Texan.  You must first suffer in Texas for years before you get the right to call yourself a Texan.  You're a Transplant.....And don't be offended if people call you a yank...anyone from north of the Red River is a yank to most Texans.

Enjoy the stay.  Let me know if you need any info on Austin.  Take it easy and get back online asap.

Cheers,
Juvy
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by suzy617 on Aug 15th, 2003, 4:06am
Hey Not4, welcome back!  Geez..did you walk there?  ;D

Suzy
Title: Re: N4H: Ah'm a Texan...hey y'all!....NT
Post by Edna on Aug 15th, 2003, 7:17am
Well, well    

Certainly glad to see you made it there safe and sound.....well, umm.....at least safe is good!!!!!!


Are YOU bigger yet since you made it to Texas??


See ya soon and take care,
EDNA
Title: Re: N4H:OK..Ah'm "kinda" Texan...Some text this ti
Post by Not4Hire on Aug 17th, 2003, 7:04am
...bump...see Edited first post in this thread....
Title: fothermucker
Post by rumplestiltskin on Aug 17th, 2003, 8:13am
You redid the first post!!!

Now that's creative!...kudos

And a big HOWDY...you are now within striking distance of Georgia and I...you lucky texan.

So start making plans to host the 2004 OUCH cornvention....(clap,clap,clap,clap) deep in the heart of texas!...you got my vote.

an quit yer whinin about the heat over in that dry hill country!...ya want heat AND humididity?...just mosey on over here to Houston!

I heard that
den
Title: Re: N4H:OK..Ah'm "kinda" Texan...Some text this ti
Post by 2late on Aug 17th, 2003, 8:21am
thanx for the update Steve!  as soon as not4 goes to work he almost has a stroke,unbelieveable. glad it wasn't serious! don't be a stranger around here!                                                                   .............Jack
Title: Re: N4H:OK..Ah'm "kinda" Texan...Some text this ti
Post by juvy on Aug 17th, 2003, 2:45pm
Lol Not4, Sounds like a hell of a trip.  No i don't miss the scorpions, the rattlesnakes, the fire ants, the heat, the humidity......the list goes on.  

As to how do I like the rain in the Netherlands.....Ask me again in the winter.  In the summer I like it because it breaks up the heat.  

In the winter I hate it.  It rains...turns to ice..eventually it snows...snow melts...snow refreezes...snows a thin layer on top of melted refrozen snow.  Juvy tries to walk to work on what looks like snow and busts her ass at least 50 times.  That is when I miss Texas...that and the land here is a carpenter's dream..Flat as a damn board.  I need hills.  

see what you started...a rant.

Glad you made it okay.  Take it easy and stay out of the sun.  

Cheers,
Juvy

P.S. at the rate they build the transportation system in Austin, You'll have a steady job for the rest of your life...Them peeps bring a new meaning to the word SLOW.
Title: Re: N4H:OK..Ah'm "kinda" Texan...Some text this ti
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Aug 17th, 2003, 4:24pm
NOT4!!!
Ya made it!!
And ya almost died!!
Glad yer back :)
Mast


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