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(Message started by: Jackie on Aug 12^th, 2003, 1:35pm)

Title: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Jackie on Aug 12^th, 2003, 1:35pm

My mother in law is coming for a visit on Thursday.... :P

I think I've lost my mind.......I sent her the plane ticket.. ::) Please tell me good deeds don't go unrewarded... :-/

Jacks 8)

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by cathy on Aug 12^th, 2003, 1:50pm

Jackie serves you right lmao.... :P ;D

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Live4Fun on Aug 12^th, 2003, 1:51pm

Sending you "Good in-law visit vibes"
;D ;D ;D

Bryan

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by 9erfan on Aug 12^th, 2003, 2:24pm

Jackie,

I can send up a prayer for you...but should I be praying that you FIND your mind (you've obviously lost it) or just pray that the woman never gets on the plane? It's your choice. ;D

Isn't Blake having a REALLY BAD time with his head right now and he wouldn't be able to handle any visitors?? :o

V.

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Elaine on Aug 12^th, 2003, 2:32pm

ROTFLMAO you scard me to death.....

Calm down now....remember she will go away, it will end ;D Well unless you treat her the way you treat me then she might stay for ever :-/!

OK give her hot cocoa the first night she is there put a sleeping pill in it...next morning give her more hot cocoa and a sleeping pill repeat everyday till she leaves ;D
That way you only have t put up with her snoring ;)

ROTFLMAO still!!!!

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Peppermint on Aug 12^th, 2003, 2:33pm

UH OH... Barbed wire and horse turds gone to mush... ? :P C'mon Jacks, chew on a buncha nails and buckle down, its gonna be Fun ...

Say this to yourself: "I love my mother-in-law, I LOVE my mother-in-law, I love my mother-in law. " It helps if you unclench your teeth. ;D

Ok, Major Vibage coming your way - it was a good deed, meant from the heart, I'm sure.

(so you actually SENT her the plane tickets? - lmao. )

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by River_Rat on Aug 12^th, 2003, 2:38pm

My Ex-wife had some kinda Vibe thing, maybe thats why she left me LOL ;D

LEE

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by cathy on Aug 12^th, 2003, 2:42pm

on 08/12/03 at 14:33:04, Peppermint wrote:

Say this to yourself: "I love my mother-in-law, I LOVE my mother-in-law, I love my mother-in law. " It helps if you unclench your teeth. ;D

ROFLMAO.... ;D

Okay Jackie....Find your mind vibes from across the pond... :)

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Kirk on Aug 12^th, 2003, 2:53pm

Just keep putting the Brandy in the coffee, You'll get through this.

Your's not hers ;D

TTFN

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by jonny on Aug 12^th, 2003, 3:03pm

Gather up the boys and pass out the shotguns...each of you take up position in different windows, when the car pulls in the driveway start laying down fire right in front of it (Show of force).....it should go away after that....LMMFAO ;D

.............................jonny

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Edna on Aug 12^th, 2003, 3:10pm

Vibes, vibes, vibes honey.............my mother in law lives within driving distance and I sure would never.....oh well....that's another story...LMAO

Only advice I can give.......RUSH and check to make sure the plane ticket you purchased is ROUND TRIP....lol

Your good deed will in turn reward you Jackie.....have a good visit.

EDNA

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Brian_Y on Aug 12^th, 2003, 3:15pm

My mother in law had to stay with us through 3 hurricane scares a couple years ago (she lives in Beaufort on the lower coast of SC). Three. One. Two. Three. They last for a few days each.

You can still see the scars on my liver with a MRI.

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by BobG on Aug 12^th, 2003, 3:25pm

Give her a shot of Imitrex.

Maybe she'll go away in 5-7 minutes

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by suzy617 on Aug 12^th, 2003, 4:17pm

Hurry up Jackie, bolt the doors and windows. Sneak out the back door and ....RUN......FOREST.......RUN.......

Suzy

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Jackie on Aug 12^th, 2003, 4:32pm

ROTFFLMAO....you all are tooooooo funny ;D ;D

WTF Jonny....why don't we just call in an air strike. ;D ;D

I kinda like Kirk's "drinking" idea but I'm not sure I can stay drunk for 5 days......so I'm thinking about taking up pot smoking..... ;)

LOL Bob G......the Imitrex idea might work.... ;D

Jacks 8)

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by echo on Aug 12^th, 2003, 4:40pm

Greet her with a kiss and a smile. When things get bad go to the bathroom and jab yourself with a fork. After all -- Your sent her the ticket. Good luck -- what a sweet daughter in law you are.

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Ree on Aug 12^th, 2003, 7:23pm

I'm right there with ya~~ only now to punish us more God gave her Alzheimers........... Now when she calls to give me shit she forgets and calls again about 15 minutes later........................We just moved her to the same town............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh poor Jackie.............do any of your kids have bunk beds... hide on the top bunk... they will never find you.. ree

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Jackie on Aug 12^th, 2003, 7:36pm

on 08/12/03 at 14:32:18, Elaine wrote:

Well unless you treat her the way you treat me then she might stay for ever :-/!

But Elaine.....I wouldn't care if YOU stayed forever....

Ree.....all I can say is...bless your heart... :-/

Jacks 8)

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by stevegeebe on Aug 12^th, 2003, 9:07pm

I think what Jonny said is sound as hell.

Steve G

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by kim on Aug 12^th, 2003, 9:22pm

I remember my mother-in-law .........she always had to poke me really hard (long fingernails) and always bug-eyed in my face (LOL).........I felt like saying "QUIT POKING ME BITCH" and "GET OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE" Somehow I managed to smile like an alligator and say as little as possible. I fed her and eventually she went away. ;D

I'd have to go along with the food and drink strategy. Lotsa undetected booze and heavy on the carbohydrates. Hopefully she'll feel sleepy quickly. ;D

Good luck. :D

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by Charlie on Aug 12^th, 2003, 10:33pm

It's quite simple really. All you do is tell the airport security people that you have it on good authority that she's bringing her friend Abul a package. She won't be bothering you for awhile. 8)

MOC

Title: Re: OMG...I need vibes...LOL
Post by nancyc on Aug 13^th, 2003, 12:20am

I always knew you were an angel, sis..Have fun and if you need a friend, call me LOL....smiles,nancyc