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Title: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 4th, 2003, 12:02pm I had to pass this on... Wait till my wife/wives reads this one..... http://www.msnbc.com/news/946836.asp Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Aug. 1 — A fierce debate about whether jealousy, lust and sexual attraction are hardwired in the brain or are the products of culture and upbringing has recently been ignited by the growing influence of a school of psychology that sees the hidden hand of evolution in everyday life. FRESH SPARKS flew last month when a study of more than 16,000 people from every inhabited continent found that men everywhere — whether single, married or gay — want more sexual partners than women do. “This study provides the largest and most comprehensive test yet conducted on whether the sexes differ in the desire for sexual variety,” wrote lead researcher David P. Schmitt, an evolutionary psychologist at Bradley University in Peoria, Ill. “The results are strong and conclusive — the sexes differ, and these differences appear to be universal.” The idea that male promiscuity is hardwired — and therefore “normal” — drew swift and furious criticism. |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by KingOfPain on Aug 4th, 2003, 12:42pm on 08/04/03 at 12:02:39, athos12 wrote:
All BS! >:( Just an excuse for people that cheat & have no morals or values. ::) Cheat on your spouse (or whoever), you deserve whatever rath comes down on you. Of course, this is just my opinion. I never cheated, ever. Never will. *Good one though athos 12. Not making comment (no morals or values, etc..) about you athos 12. Bet lots of women will have an opinion on this one. Should spark quite a debate. KingOfPain |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by suzy617 on Aug 4th, 2003, 12:46pm Well all my ex boyfriends/husbands were all lying, cheating bastards.... I agree with KOP, just another excuse to cheat. Suzy who doesnt really mean to sound bitter. ;D |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by KingOfPain on Aug 4th, 2003, 12:55pm on 08/04/03 at 12:46:43, suzy617 wrote:
That is just wrong! Idiots. Those jerks. You are a super nice gal suzy, they didn't deserve you. Shoulda run em ovaa with yaaa caaa. ;D KingOfPain |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 4th, 2003, 1:04pm KOP.... You have to admit it is good for a laugh... No I don't subscribe or excuse the behavior, but i fell on the floor laughing when I read it... I could just see how pissed my wife would be reading this.... Can anyone say coniption fit!!!! If i was involved in promiscuous proclivities then I would be strung by my genitals and pummeld unconscince with objects I would not care to elaborate on. Course there are those of you that may enjoy such things.. :o --Athos |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by KingOfPain on Aug 4th, 2003, 1:13pm on 08/04/03 at 12:42:48, KingOfPain wrote:
Yes, is a good one for sure. ;D KOP |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by suzy617 on Aug 4th, 2003, 1:18pm Awww thanks for the compliment Steve and come to think of it I think I did run a couple of em over with my caah as I left the baah. Suzy |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Ree on Aug 4th, 2003, 2:02pm and you wouldn't be alone hanging there Athos......LOL my boyfriends too Suz.......... jerks!!!! ree |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for Post by vig on Aug 4th, 2003, 2:28pm we're not all like that.... I don't know when it happened, 16th or 17th century maybe, when mankind learned to rise above being primates, you know, and build porta-potties, cook food, wear clothes. Some of us men put down the clubs and learned to write, etc. not all of us mind you... |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 4th, 2003, 2:33pm Ree... all men=jerks? Hope not.. Since we are all hardwired that is :-X interesting though as you read the article further.. once the women had anonymity their scores were almost as high as the men..... The men could have cared less about anonymity, their scores were not significantly higher. I am not implying anything though, just reading the article... at least I don't think so.... So could a man use this a defense in divorce court? "I was just acting on evolutionary impulses that are hardwired into my libido" Still getting a laugh over this... --Athos |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by jminmilwaukee on Aug 4th, 2003, 3:05pm Most people never think about the fact that when a man "cheats", the majority cheat with a woman. Now what are the chances that all those ladies are single? Now then, when a woman "cheats" it is almost always due to the fact that her "man" is not paying enough attention to her. Not meeting her needs or listening enough. So men are pigs and women are just victims? Before you hual off and flame me understand this. Me - was married for ten years and never strayed. Ended up divorcing the little woman once I discovered the boyfriend. Jmin |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for Post by vig on Aug 4th, 2003, 3:56pm It takes two to tango, as they say... And for every guy that cheats, there appears to be a willing accomplice. I'm not willing to accept that infidelity is a male thing. |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Big_Dan on Aug 4th, 2003, 4:08pm .... I'm not even gunna touch this one..... :P -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ?natural? for men? Post by jonny on Aug 4th, 2003, 4:22pm on 08/04/03 at 16:08:41, Big_Dan wrote:
Dan, Push the fuck over on the bench and make room for my fat ass, there aint a pole long enough to allow me to touch this one.....LMMFAO!!! ;D ............................jonny |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ?natural? for men? Post by echo on Aug 4th, 2003, 4:27pm on 08/04/03 at 16:22:28, jonny wrote:
Both of you move your hairball fat a sses over and make room for my bald a ss, we'll sit there and watch the shit hit the fan. |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ?natural? for men? Post by Big_Dan on Aug 4th, 2003, 4:39pm on 08/04/03 at 16:22:28, jonny wrote:
Jonny... if you HAD a pole long enough to touch it, I wouldn't even ask to borrow it... LMMFAO!... -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ?natural? for men? Post by jonny on Aug 4th, 2003, 4:53pm Ok, so far there is three of us on the bench....LMMFAO ;D Do you guys abide by the 500 mile rule?.....ROTFFLMMFAO ;D ;D ;D ;D .............................jonny |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by forgetfulnot on Aug 4th, 2003, 4:57pm Answer yes, human males can control it ::), other species survive because of breeding diversity. It's a natural thing, look at the animal kingdom. Lee |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Big_Dan on Aug 4th, 2003, 5:11pm .... Reason # 358436... A beer doens't get pissy when you come home with another beer. ..... damnit... I can't belive I touched it! -Big Fuck Up p.s. Guess I'm outta the shrine now.... LMMFAO |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by cathy on Aug 4th, 2003, 5:16pm on 08/04/03 at 12:02:39, athos12 wrote:
Yes thank god... ;D |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 4th, 2003, 5:22pm Cathy--- good to see you chime in!!!! How the heck(utahism) are ya!! |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Charlie on Aug 4th, 2003, 5:33pm It should read: "Is natural infidelity for men?" ;D MOC |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by cathy on Aug 4th, 2003, 5:38pm Hi Athos Im absolutely fine so is it hot as hell there...?? thought maybe you'd end up in the USSR ;) anyway fancy asking a question like when you've got 12 wives!!!!! ;D cathy :-* |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 4th, 2003, 5:40pm is 12 too many? I will have to see if they check in if promiscuous proclivities are allowed in multi-monogmous relationships or not. I really like saying promiscuous proclivities.... --Athos |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ?natural? for men? Post by jonny on Aug 4th, 2003, 6:19pm on 08/04/03 at 17:11:12, Big_Dan wrote:
I am rolling so bad its stupid and its all your fault Dan......LMMFAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ............................jonny |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 5th, 2003, 3:34am Dan Quote:
These actullay encourage it! http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/uploads/poly.gif Polygamy Porter!!! Now that is a beer just for me. I got married to a beer once. I'm sorry, beer is the reason I got married. I always confuse that one. http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/uploads/polygamy-porter.jpg |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 5th, 2003, 3:52am Dan If your into monogomous drinking... But bringing just one of "St. Provo Girl" would be a shame. More utah beer - believe it or not, both of these images are on Utah billboards... ruffled just a few political/religious pioused feathers. Nice full bodied and flavorful. The kind you bring home to meet the folks. http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/uploads/PROVO1.jpg "St. Provo Girl Pilsner" Squatters Brewery, Utah, USA http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/uploads/nice-cans-sst.jpg |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 5th, 2003, 5:54am I haven't laughed this hard since, well.........the convention. Am I still on the porch? Linda, who thanks everyone for the "endorphins" |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 5th, 2003, 11:04am What/Why the porch? |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Peppermint on Aug 5th, 2003, 11:08am Dude... I wAs only reading here... but this thread just KILLS me! I guess I missed the multiple wives thing somewhere along the line. I guess you no longer have time for drawing....... :) |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Big_Dan on Aug 5th, 2003, 11:08am ... way off topic... but it falls along the billboard lines.... "Smile: Your having pork for dinner".... Billboard here in Columbia, Mo.... damn near drove off I-70 seeing that one... Don't remember if it's still up (lmmfao) or not... ;D -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 5th, 2003, 11:18am Someone explain to Athos about the porch, I'm still laughing too hard. Linda |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Patrick_A on Aug 5th, 2003, 11:19am Now that Dan got off the bench, gimme some room Jonny. I'll twist us one up and we'll bust a gut watching them twist in da wind after the ladies get done widd'em. Patrick Nofuggingcomment! |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Peppermint on Aug 5th, 2003, 11:21am Um... athos... read all the Convention threads... the Porch was ...LOL... the place.... LOL.. to be...where we spent most waking hours.. sang Plastic Jesus, laughed our asses off.... drank...be'd merry.... :D Linda! LMAO. |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 5th, 2003, 12:35pm OIC Thanks... Wish I could have been there :-[ |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by cathy on Aug 5th, 2003, 12:51pm You wouldn't have had time to go Athos, there are only 7 days in a week and you have 12 wives... ;D |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 5th, 2003, 12:56pm Pass the Polygamy Porter... and an occasional St. Provo's Girl.... Helps me cope... |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by echo on Aug 5th, 2003, 1:04pm on 08/04/03 at 17:40:32, athos12 wrote:
12?? You poor man. I know that the possibility of the 12 having their "visitor" at the same time of the month is about as possible as getting cows milk out of a goats a ss. On top of that you need to by tampons by the palet load and you have a plumber on retainer. Panty hose expenses are similar to that of the national debt of a small third world country, and you can't locate your shower for all the crap hanging from the curtain rod. Then you come home from work, say "High honeys I'm home" and get bitch slapped by a mob. One's enough for me thanks. Opps - fell off the bench, or jonny shoved me off. Anyway -- back on the bench. Have at it Big Dan! |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 5th, 2003, 1:12pm Is there room on the bench for me? |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 5th, 2003, 1:15pm I make a little extra recycling beer cans and bottles... An extra grand a month 8) |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by echo on Aug 5th, 2003, 1:25pm on 08/05/03 at 13:12:17, athos12 wrote:
Hell yes -- we're men! We'll make a bigger one! While we're doing that the "12" can ask each other if their A sses look big in the clothes they're wearing. Hey Hey -- back off 12 -- I'm on the bench in timeout. |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Big_Dan on Aug 5th, 2003, 1:42pm on 08/05/03 at 13:04:03, echo wrote:
Yeah... but the phrase "BJ Week, HERE I COME!" comes to mind.... LMMFAO!! ;D .... sunovabitch.... I'm gunna hang high for that one... -Big Oops |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by echo on Aug 5th, 2003, 1:45pm on 08/05/03 at 13:42:31, Big_Dan wrote:
Ah yes -- we can dream. :D |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 5th, 2003, 4:39pm AHEM????????? Can we get back to the subject at hand? For 25 yrs. he beat the crap outta me. But never once did he cheat. Ain't I lucky.? And BTW.......cheating never ever entered my mind, nor any woman I ever knew. So now he's history. But not because he was inherantly a cheater. Because he was a jerk. Linda |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by 9erfan on Aug 5th, 2003, 5:05pm [quote author=cathy Yes thank god... ;D[/quote] ??? :o Huh??? |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by cathy on Aug 5th, 2003, 5:11pm ROFLMAO...I just read that too...I was of course thinking of all the single women that have absolutely NO morals.... ;D |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by KingOfPain on Aug 5th, 2003, 6:21pm on 08/05/03 at 16:39:44, Linda_Howell wrote:
>:( Bastard. KingOfPain (that would NEVER hit a woman) |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 5th, 2003, 7:22pm ty |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 5th, 2003, 7:26pm oh.......and echo? yeah your ass looks big in those pants. DEAL WITH IT. LMAO @ you. Linda |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Big_Dan on Aug 5th, 2003, 8:07pm Linda... you should have shot his coward ass.... .... you and every other woman that is in the shoes you wore should have that right.... IMO... -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by echo on Aug 6th, 2003, 9:20am on 08/05/03 at 19:26:06, Linda_Howell wrote:
Hey everyone -- Linda was looking at my ass! ;D |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 6th, 2003, 9:55am Now would that be one large Can? So that would be "Nice Can"??? |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Big_Dan on Aug 6th, 2003, 9:59am Yes.. one large can... that reflects light... LMMFAO... sorry, Ech... I had to... LOL -Big A sshole |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by cootie on Aug 6th, 2003, 12:51pm Is there anuther echo in here ??? My observations on men.....they are atrracked to sexy woman and marry one......sexy woman has kids and job and soon deveopes into an unsexy women cuz of stress and weight and life style change.....woman feels content and happy with family. Man........still like sexy woman and attracked to other sexy'r women. Man get into trouble.....he pay lots of child support if he can be found. Pam that doesn't trust most men in that dept and never has (Brad's cool tho) 8) |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by Ree on Aug 6th, 2003, 5:34pm Sean sent me this joke and i thought it appropriate for the thread enjoy......straight from the shores of Liberia! Calloric Value of Sexual Exercise: >It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but >until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric >expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original >and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. > > > REMOVING HER CLOTHES: > With her consent....................... 12 Calories > Without her consent.................... 187 Calories > > OPENING HER BRA: > With both hands........................ 8 Calories > With one hand.......................... 12 Calories > With your teeth........................ 85 Calories > > PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE: > With an erection....................... 6 Calories > Without an erection.................... 315 Calories > > PRELIMINARIES: > Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories > Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories > > POSITIONS: > Missionary............................. 12 Calories > > 69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories > 69 standing up......................... 112 Calories > Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories > Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories > Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories > > ORGASMING: > Real................................... 112 Calories > False.................................. 315 Calories > > POST ORGASM: > Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories > Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories > Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories > > GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: > 20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories > 30-39 years............................ 80 Calories > 40-49 years............................ 124 Calories > 50-59 years............................ 972 Calories > 60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories > 70 and over......................... Results are still pending > > > DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: > Calmly................................. 32 Calories > In a hurry............................. 98 Calories > With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories > With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by cathy on Aug 6th, 2003, 5:40pm Damn good diet you got there Ree.... ;D and the moral of this story is marry a fat bastad... |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 6th, 2003, 6:59pm So what is the caloric multiplication factor with afore-mentioned multi-monogomous situation.... I figure that the caloric burn rate would not be as high with a husband/wife than it would be with a stranger off of the street (due to familiarity). So then a multiplication factor of X would also apply for each additional participant.... If one were in a multi-monogamous realtionship would familiarity decrease the caloric burn rate? |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 7th, 2003, 1:57am Or just be a fat bastard!!!! I am on my way, my parents weren't married.... Well maybe for a moment they were... a very brief one. Or was that something else??? |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by vig on Aug 7th, 2003, 3:22pm Excuse me for asking, but what the hell is an Italian Chandelier!? -p |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 7th, 2003, 3:48pm http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/chanposakait.html Don't ask how I knew this one |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by vig on Aug 7th, 2003, 3:59pm It must be good, because the Content Filter at work here won't let me see it. I'm expecting the network police at my cubicle any minute now. |
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Title: Re: LMAO - Is infidelity ‘natural’ for men? Post by athos12 on Aug 7th, 2003, 4:38pm it is actually very benign! They use small stick manequins.... but it does make you think hmmmmm |
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