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(Message started by: Jayne on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 5:15pm)

Title: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Jayne on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 5:15pm

Well I have upped my dose of verapamil to 720.

I am holding my eyeballs in my hand and wondering how I am going to get them back in their sockets. I have just gotten off the loo and have been praying to the "poo fairy" for 45 minutes.
Just thought I would share that with you all!
Jayne ;)

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Donna on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 5:22pm

Really sorry you are going thru this, Jayne. Hang on a little longer.......it's almost over.

Wishing you a pf night.
Donna

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Bob P on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 5:23pm

Jayne,

I usually have the same prob. Sets in around the 480 mark.

Doc Robinson, in Vancouver, said they could prescribe some industrial strength drain cleaner to go with the verap. That or grease up the garden hose!

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Donna on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 5:30pm

OK, now I get it......just call ME shit for brains.

Sometimes a couple of 500mg vitamin C tablets will help.

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Jayne on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 5:33pm

I'm eyeballing the vacume cleaner!

I feel like there is a cork up me bum! And I'm aging like a fine wine as we speak.

Don't worry Donna my head feels much better, I'm just having a little fun about my bottom problems....I would much rather have that than a CH, but thank you for being sweet...
Now if you would happen to have some salad tongs on you.......(I know gross) ;D

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by cathy on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 5:40pm

Jayne when you've finished with the salad tongs, you can keep them..... ;D hope you have some PF time soon, vibes from across the pond....

Cathy :)

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by kim on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 5:49pm

Hey Jayne?

Sending my very hart felt poo fairy vibes your way. :)Funny......no one ever has poo problems around this house?...lol I furrow my brow and verap is defeated........ ;Dhmmmmmmmmmmmm, what shall we feed jayne...lol. Okay, try this: Chiopino and a cold beer, and call me in the am.....! Make sure clams are fresh. 8) oh yeah and tell em to go heavy on the crushed red pepper..... :o coffee afterwards should kill the last a the gobstopper ;D

then, have a nice ciggy............. ;D

GOOD LUCK and PFDAN

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by BonnieW on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 5:53pm

Jayne my dear - I wondered where you have been!! How about a bottle of prune juice - get it nice and cold and then chug down the whole bottle!

Missing you lots......

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by kim on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 8:17pm

so Jayne...........any luck ???

I promise I'm not laughing.

did ya try that ciopino? how bout the beer? coffee? cigg? oh man ..........i sure hope the fairy came to town. 8) I feel for ya - LOL!!!

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by catlind on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 8:26pm

Magnesium works great for that :)

Milk of or just plain ole mag

Or if things are really bad, a bottle of citromag will definitely cure what ails ya hehe. (word of caution, drink while sitting)

Cat

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Jayne on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 8:28pm

I'm sitting on the loo as we speak.
I am sucking the life out of an extra long straw that's going from my mouth into the bath tub, which is full of prune juice, red peppers, vitiman C, coffee and bad shrimps.
I don't want to go into surgery to have this cork removed. ;D
I have candles lit around me and the lights out, incense burning and Barry Manilow playing in the background.
DETERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH :o

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by kim on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 8:45pm

Sorry poopsie (ooops.....sorry) but ya lost me wit the barry manilow. I think that could bring on acute constipation........... 8) even in the best a circumstancers.........but.......tht's just me.

Suk it up Jayneeeeeeeeeee! Now you made me think of BM...........change that RECORD! (screams follow)..... :o

eeeeek. she's gonna do a screamer. ::)

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by TomM on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 8:55pm

Good ole verap. That stuff coild have plugged the leak in the Titanic!
I think I drank 2 bottles of magnesium citrate(??) when I got plugged last year. I was cleared in 45 minutes! The only thing that ever felt better in my life was a girl named.... ;)
TomM

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Elaine on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 9:25pm

I didn't have that problem, cause here in the south we eat things that cleans out our systems. In the morning egg, bacon and grits with chopped up tomatoes with bacon greese a inche thick poured on top. Hmmmm
Then at least three times a week, Collards cooked in fatback, served with lots of hot sause on them along with black eyes or butter beans, some corn bread with butter milk.

Your from the south why aren't you eatting that stuff ????

Just remember this saying "Shit Happens"!!! It will happen :-)

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Marc on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 9:29pm

Elaine,

OK that's it - I'm staying at your house next trip ;D

Marc

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Linda_Howell on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 9:31pm

Thank you all for sharing. :-/

LindaH

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by kim on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 9:34pm

Well Elaine............(LOL), here in the North, we eat stuff like raw oysters, clams, with cream sauces .....and then there's the hot sauce and spices............, and that's just lunch. ;D Drink a cold one afta that and the throne is happy.

Brian made me an omlette with our own roasted peppers and cheese and spices? Let me tell ya , that's al folks ;D

Meet me at the shack 8) Promise ..........shit eatin grins ;)

WHAT THE HELL JAYNE - WE TAWKIN FUR NUTTIN ???Grossin everybody out jes fer yu! :)

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Ree on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 10:41pm

got one thing to say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... you guys are so funny>>> never had a poop problem in my life sorry just Ree braggin about regularity... lol

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Charlie on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 10:53pm

http://C:\visioneer documents\a\my pictures\WKOSIT sign.png

;D ;D ;D

Sorry. I couldn't help it ::)

Charlie

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by oringkid on Jul 2^nd, 2003, 11:49pm

Jayne you are funny as hell!!!

uh...hope everything came out all right!

Try Correctol.

Sherry

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Wendy the Brit on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 12:11am

Hi Jayne!

Poor you. The poo fairy fucked off on holiday when I was pregnant, it got bloody painful after a few days. Got given this wonderful stuff called Lactulose over here. Life was great again.
Better than the laxative as it made my whole system work again, rather than just 'clearing the back log' as it were.

Oh lovely to talk about bottoms!

W the B

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by ken_b on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 12:54am

Jayne Elaine told you the answer fix you a pot of beans and fried taters cornbread put some whit meat in the beans and fry the rest of the white meat get ya some hot peppers and iced tea. just make sure you dont have to work or have plans the next day lmao. work's every time!!!!! ken b

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Ted on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 1:00am

Jayne. Your only answer is lots of beer at night and lots of coffee in the morning. Your very scared vacuum told me to mention this.

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by fubar on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 1:46am

Jayne,

I'm at 720/day and never had any problem in that department. You might want to try drinking one of those energy drinks... I drink one every morning and like clockwork, the poo fairy comes knockin about 15 minutes later. Just a thought. The one I drink is Adrenaline from Sobe. Can't hurt to try.

-Shawn

sponsored by the save-a-vacuum foundation

"Step AWAY from the vacuum. Put the nozzle DOWN"

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by ZAIRA on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 2:00am

on 07/02/03 at 17:15:13, Jayne wrote:

Well I have upped my dose of verapamil to 720.
I am holding my eyeballs in my hand and wondering how I am going to get them back in their sockets. I have just gotten off the loo and have been praying to the "poo fairy" for 45 minutes.
Just thought I would share that with you all!
Jayne ;)

Oh my God... I’m afraid to read that you’re bad… I didn't have this problem.... keep well and many wishes from Zaira... ;)

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Ride_the_Lightning on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 3:35am

Goodmorning,
Just my thought on the matter :
Although spicy food can help, it will also give you the feeling that your exit in on fire.....what usualy works for me is a very strong espresso and a cigarette....otherwise if you can or do, a good hash joint is the best for any constipation problem...and definetly no baary manillow....i would suggest Slayer orMetallica to get all that stuff shaken out....good advice is not to strain or press too much...a friedn of mine got a hernia doing that...heheh...you dont want to end up with hernia and constipation while having a ch attack...
hope it all works out (litteraly)
wish9ing everyone a pf day , and jayne pf on both ends

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by fubar on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 9:10am

on 07/03/03 at 03:35:17, Ride_the_Lightning wrote:

...hernia and constipation while having a ch attack...

Welcome to the 7th level of hell... :o

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by echo on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 9:13am

Sorry to read that you are having this problem.

An alternative solution would be to take a can of tuna, mix with mayo and leave in the sun for 4 hours. Plug nose and eat rapidly. Then wait for purge.

Little rough but will definately clean out the pipes.

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by fubar on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 9:38am

echo,

Having been through that purging method, I cannot reccomend it to anybody. I made the mistake of leaving a sandwich with mayo on my car seat for about 4 hours, then I ate it on the way home because I was sooooo hungry.

Next thing you know, it's 8 hours of "EVERYBODY OUT, TWO EXITS, NO WAITING". Not fun. I think I lost 10 pounds.

-Shawn

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by echo on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 9:55am

Fubar,

I did basically the same thing about 10 years ago. Had a sandwich in a tray on the top of a cooler while out on the lake fishing. It must have gotten too warm, I ate it, didn't taste bad but about 6 hours later I wanted to die. I agree that it is one hell of a way to lose weight fast. I still can't eat tuna.

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Margi on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 10:02am

Awright, already Fubar and Echo. Your tuna stories are having laxative effects all the way up here to Canada. Guess what I brought for lunch today? ::) Shuddup wouldya?

So....Jayne....how'd everything come out? Did the fairy leave a dime under your pillow? Wait. Wrong Fairy. Hopefully the two fairies didn't get mixed up in the night and you now have a dime in your potty. :o

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Jayne on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 10:04am

The blessed day arrived this morning!
After 36 hours of labour, I have finally given birth. I am so proud. It came in at 8lbs 7 ounces.
I have decided to name it " Blue Cross Blue Shield Of Tennessee"
Flowers and cards can be delivered to "Jayne's Loo, Nashville TN"
Thank you for all your well wishes.
Jayne ( I just feel so radiant)

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Brian_Y on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 10:11am

Great god almighty.....

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by echo on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 10:13am

on 07/03/03 at 10:04:11, Jayne wrote:

The blessed day arrived this morning!
After 36 hours of labour, I have finally given birth. I am so proud. It came in at 8lbs 7 ounces.
Jayne ( I just feel so radiant)

It takes a special person to actually dig in there and weigh it. Thanks for keeping us informed. Nice to know you have your poop in a group.

and -- you are radiant.

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by kim on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 2:13pm

GET THE HANGER! :D

You are radiant as ever ya Tennessee Rose ya. ;)

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by CJohnson on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 2:18pm

With friends like these, who needs enemas? Ha, Ha. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the Mushrooms.

PFDANs
-Curtis

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Bob P on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 3:47pm

Quote:

It came in at 8lbs 7 ounces.

Atta girl. Let us know when your grommet returns to normal!

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by echo on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 3:51pm

on 07/03/03 at 10:04:11, Jayne wrote:

After 36 hours of labour, I have finally given birth. I am so proud. It came in at 8lbs 7 ounces.

Hope you didn't blow your O ring.

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by OneEyeBlind on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 3:56pm

Jayne, don't let it go to long. Once impacted times are not fun. Once ya start running that fever it all goes downhill !!!! Try a supository if ya have to. Take care of yourself sweety and may all come out well !!!!!!

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by echo on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 4:00pm

on 07/03/03 at 15:56:29, OneEyeBlind wrote:

Try a supository if ya have to.

I tried a supository once, didn't work worth a crap. Should have just stuck it up my a s s for all the good it did. :-/

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by Jayne on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 4:02pm

Oh all is well now thank you...but shhhhhhhhhhh
I am in the loo singing lullabies to "Blue Cross Blue Shield of Tennessee"
He is absoloutley pooped! (AHAHAHAHAHAHAH) ;D

Ok I'll stop now :-/

Title: Re: AHHHHH the strain of it all!!
Post by CathiP on Jul 3^rd, 2003, 5:51pm

Jayne-
It seems soooo wrong to make mock of such a delicate situation, butttt..tt, well, you've handled it sssssso well....well, I just wanna shake your hand.....ummm, rethinking......congrats on the....well, you know....... ;D ;D ;)(last time ZI gave tht congrat was for my 3 yr old grandson as he was potty training.....should I buy YOU something from ToysR Us, Jayne?? HeeHeeHee).
Cathi