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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by Live4Fun on Jul 2nd, 2003, 1:55pm Bored today Meek??? ::) ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by Not4Hire on Jul 2nd, 2003, 2:33pm The Edited Version (w/ apologies to The Beatles...) I Am The Cluster I am he as You are he as You are me and We are all together See how they run Like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake I'm waiting for the TREX to come Corporation t-shirts stupid bloody tuesday Man you been a naughty boy You let you face go long I am the egg man We are the egg men I am the Cluster City policeman sitting Pretty little policeman in a row See how they fly like JILLY in the sky See how they run Im crying Im crying Im crying Im crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dogs eye crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess Man you been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the egg man We are the egg men I am the Cluster Sitting in an english garden Waiting for the sun But the sun dont come you get a tan from Standing in the english rain I am the eggman they are the eggman I am the Cluster Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think The Cluster laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchard climbing up the eiffel tower Elemntry penguin singing hare krishna Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe I am the eggman We are the eggmen I am the Cluster (...I see a lot of US in this....do you?) |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by Donna on Jul 2nd, 2003, 2:33pm I am smart; you are dumb; he has shirt for brains. |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by kim on Jul 2nd, 2003, 2:41pm Yes Steve. I sure do. :) Nice when ya swoop down on a good un. |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by echo on Jul 2nd, 2003, 2:45pm I am regular, she has IBS, he gets drunk and craps his pants. |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by CathiP on Jul 2nd, 2003, 3:11pm Miklos- Nice statement.....absolutely Notfer- Creative! (gonna sing about the Walrus all day now......thanksabunch :-/)......You could make this the CH theme song!! ;D Echo- Is THAT how you get all those women drooling over you???? To quote Charlie.....bleaugggh! Koo-Koo Katchooo, Koo-Koo,Koo-Koo Katchooka-choo!! Cathi |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cathy on Jul 2nd, 2003, 4:53pm Im a schitzophrenic, no your not, I am! and please do not interrupt while Im talking to myself!!! Cathi Echo does not need to try... :P actually don't think this has anything to do with verbs anyway...but it was the best cathy could do.. |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by CathiP on Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:04pm AHEM, Miss Fluffyknickers- conjugate THIS!!! HeeeHeeeHeeeHeee ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Cathi- who is Echo's everlovinpuddin! :P |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cathy on Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:44pm Conjugate...wtf is that then when your at home ;D Echooooooooooo yooohooo.... :-* Cathy the cabbage cutter...lmao |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by CathiP on Jul 2nd, 2003, 5:54pm Darlin- WHO should know the answer better than you- I'm certain you must be referring not to CONJUGATE- but to ConjuGAL- as in visits.........or were you referring to consumMATE? Poor Wes......and HOW long will it be???? ;D ;D ;DCathi :P |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cathy on Jul 2nd, 2003, 6:00pm ???....so does conjugal mean visits then..?? do you want the answer in feet, inches or time..??.... ;D Cathy |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by CathiP on Jul 2nd, 2003, 6:08pm Cathy- Meet Mr Funk, and his friend Mr Wagnall...... If ya open their famous book....preferably, to the C's.....you will find A DEFINITION!!!!!! Look it up, Miss Fluffyknickers!!! :P Oh, and the measurements mean nothing if Wes told you what they are........ ;) Cathi! |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cathy on Jul 2nd, 2003, 6:30pm What you really mean is you haven't got a clue ??? either just thought you'd use it to sound intellectttual...but it fell flat on it's face :-[ ...sorry I would look it up but it's way past my bedtime... ;D Nite :-* |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by CathiP on Jul 2nd, 2003, 6:46pm You think you'd bested me, but, just when you'd LEAST expect it, ZING!!! It's gonna bite you in the backside!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Step, by step, Inch by inch, slowly I turn....... WHAP!!!!! :-* :P :-* :P |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by jonny on Jul 2nd, 2003, 6:47pm on 07/02/03 at 18:30:11, cathy wrote:
Hmmmmmm, its a good thing.....me thinks you be NEEDING some of that beauty sleep....LMMFAO ;D ......................jonny |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by CathiP on Jul 2nd, 2003, 7:20pm Thank you Jonny.. :-*....somebuddy's gotta keep that snippy-mouthed tart in line!! (143) So, Miss Grumpybritches, what say you NOW???? :P (Oh my gussetts, I certainly do HOPE she's asleep!) Cathi- going for higher ground! ;D |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cootie on Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:01pm People are posting.....we are reading......I am not understanding ::) Never met a post I didn't like Pam ;) |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by Charlie on Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:21pm http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s17/smilies-12207.png Chaz |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by don on Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:39pm Ginsberg lives. |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cathy on Jul 3rd, 2003, 12:19am on 07/02/03 at 18:47:19, jonny wrote:
:o..right you big yellow belly, you wait till im in bed to have a pop at me...well alrighty...you asked for it....!! you you you......hippy! ;D :P Cathy |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by CathiP on Jul 3rd, 2003, 12:25am MOOOOOOMMMMMMMM...Cathy called Jonny a...a....HIPPPYYYY!!! :P Miss DubbG.....143! |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by jonny on Jul 3rd, 2003, 2:10am on 07/03/03 at 00:19:46, cathy wrote:
Ahhhhh, go wax your bits, Brillo!!! ;D .................................jonny |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cathy on Jul 3rd, 2003, 8:12am Hey Hippy...... thankyou sooooooo much for your concern about my bits (as you so politely put it),... ::).. but they are not due for waxing for at least another 4 weeks, maybe you could give me a reminder then, that'd be real sweet of you...thanks :) As for the beauty sleep your right I did need it....... :owow it must be tough being you, still at least you can pass on good advice...through experience... :-/ so how much sleep did you average...you know...to end up looking like you do.. ;D The Bitchy Bitch ;D :-* |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by jonny on Jul 3rd, 2003, 2:19pm on 07/03/03 at 08:12:58, cathy wrote:
Sorry, I didnt put it politely, that was a typo. Do you really wax your, ummmm, bits? ;D .......................jonny :D |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cathy on Jul 3rd, 2003, 2:47pm Jonny.....if you don't mind me saying I find your line of questioning a little below the belt... ;D Cathy |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by jonny on Jul 3rd, 2003, 2:52pm on 07/03/03 at 14:47:18, cathy wrote:
Yup!, thats where me line is found....LMMFAO ;D ...........................jonny |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cathy on Jul 3rd, 2003, 2:56pm you know jonny it's amazing I can hear the orchestra playing and the fireworks going off...it's soooo beautiful...you hear it... ::) those violins I just luv em... Cathy ;D |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by jonny on Jul 3rd, 2003, 2:58pm on 07/03/03 at 14:56:40, cathy wrote:
That happens to all women that think of below me belt,...its heaven....ROTFFLMMFAO!!!! ;D ..........................jonny :D |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cathy on Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:04pm that was heaven... ???...oh im quite disappointed then, they didn't play for long did they...was it just the intro... :-/ |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by jonny on Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:05pm on 07/03/03 at 15:04:01, cathy wrote:
No, it was your lack of beauty sleep and that damn brillo....LMMFAO ;D ...........................jonny |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cootie on Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:06pm but does yer mule have fleas......that mite account fer the fireworks......violins mite be anuther story. Pam that knows mules have big ears ;D ;) ;D |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by TomM on Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:08pm Cathy and CathiP need to get a room...and can I take pictures? ;) TomM |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cathy on Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:14pm Cootie...let me tell you...that mules ONLY has big ears... ;D One day a farmer's mule fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the mule. He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the mule realised what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the mule was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the mule stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted! off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up! Remember the five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. 2. Free your mind from worries - most never happen. 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less. Enough of that crap!!! The donkey later came back and kicked the shit out of the farmer who tried to bury him. The gash from the kick got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock. Moral from today's lesson: When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you. Cathy :-* |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by CathiP on Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:15pm Sleep? Any real sleep going on here? Jonny, you must be amaaaaazing, to have worked your magic all the way across the pond........a real virtuouso....perform the minute waltz and be satiated....and exhausted.....in 30 secs. or less! MY LIEGE!!! 143....Cathi |
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Title: Re: Highly Irregular Post by cootie on Jul 3rd, 2003, 3:23pm Good story Cathy....but it also means 'wipe yer ass good the first time cuz if ya don't the shit will keep followin ya....and attrack flies in the end' . ;D If that made sense then I am smart as hell Pam ;D ;D ;D |
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