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Title: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Ted on Jun 25th, 2003, 1:04am roughly, how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. Also, is this figure dependent upon the time of day or its location? I'm not sure if there is really much of a market for woodchuck chucked wood, but I'm going to take a stab at it. If it doesn't pan out I have this back-up plan of selling sea shells by the sea shore. |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Peppermint on Jun 25th, 2003, 4:56am Good luck with the wood thing ;D, if it doesn't work out let me know, selling seashells by the seashore requires a she so you might need a hired hand. :P |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by OneEyeBlind on Jun 25th, 2003, 5:13am roughly, how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. If he is smart, enough to get by ;) Also, is this figure dependent upon the time of day or its location? No, but it is dependent on whether his wife is helping him or not ;) I'm not sure if there is really much of a market for woodchuck chucked wood, but I'm going to take a stab at it. If it doesn't pan out I have this back-up plan of selling sea shells by the sea shore. Success is usually dependent upon good hired help .... Pep did you offer your services ??? ;) |
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Title: demographics Post by Georgia on Jun 25th, 2003, 8:28am I applaud yer wisdom in doing background research before putting all yer eggs in one basket. butt...the operative word here is not "how much"...butt "could"...theres the rub!....gettin those lil blighters off their bloody arses in the first place will be the real challenge....hence the origination of that age old question. Start small. Don't invest in alot of wood. Make folks provide their own wood till you know if you can get the filthy creatures to chuck. I would. Having recently been to the beach...I want to caution you about the sea shell thing. The only whole one I found and colected still had a hermit crab living in it. All I really wanted was the shell. There were no instructions on it for the humane extraction of the crab. Now we are beside ourselves trying to figure out what to feed it and how to keep it. I hate to see things starve. My backup plan involves either a microwave oven or a fire ant mound....my point is...Some people who "buy" a shell may want some reassurance that "no animals were harmed during the harvesting"...it may even be a law. Whatever venture you embark on...do not try to sell it here...this is a serious site for CH sufferers. love den PS: woops ...i used Georgia's log in. 2 clusterfucks in one house.... |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Roxy on Jun 25th, 2003, 9:16am In my opinion, woodchucks are reliable little buggers......but, their production ability is all dependent on time of day and location. Of course, then you have to consider work schedules, benefits, workmans comp and in-house daycare. ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by cootie on Jun 25th, 2003, 9:24am I say ta hell with chuckin wood....stuff em and sell em as taxidermy....start a woodchuck breeding program or farm. You'd be suprised what a stuffed skunk or racoon brings on ebay. Mite be abal ta start a side business chuckin sea shells back into the ocean...kind of a 'clean up' detail typea job. Careful when ya toss them crabs back in. Pam that only chucks when sick ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by CJohnson on Jun 25th, 2003, 9:24am It all depends on how well you grease the palms of the Woodchucker's union reps. PFDANs -Curtis |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Donna on Jun 25th, 2003, 10:28am A woodchuck would be good at chucking oysters. Sea shells don't need to be chucked......unless he's chucking the live ones back into the sea. Yes, there is a law about keeping or destroying live shell creatures. |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 25th, 2003, 12:35pm "dependant on time of day and location" I believe the Woodchucks hours are the midnight to 6:00am shift. Perfect hours for a clusterhead. Good luck in your new enterprise, but don't expect benefits or a Gold watch after 30 yrs. Ted, you crack me up. LindaH |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by oringkid on Jun 25th, 2003, 12:35pm 43.5 lbs per woodchuck during an average work day of 8.0 hours (allowing 1/2 hour for lunch) ;D Sherry |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by oringkid on Jun 25th, 2003, 12:38pm But if ya REALLY wanna good job, become a Sheet Slitter. Sherry (I'm a sheet slitter, I slit sheets. I'm the best sheet slitter that ever slit sheets!) |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by catlind on Jun 25th, 2003, 1:28pm I still think Ted should endeavor to become a pheasant plucker apprentice. The he could start off saying: I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son, sitting plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes :) Cat |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by cathy on Jun 25th, 2003, 1:34pm on 06/25/03 at 01:04:07, Ted wrote:
Don...I think maybe you'd make a bit more money if you tried selling the sea shells away from the sea shore, cos then they'd not be as common to the people who may/maynot buy them, so they may/maynot want one....where as if you sell them by the sea shore, everyone will probably have one anyway, cos isn't that where they come from.... Cathy :) |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Margi on Jun 25th, 2003, 3:19pm Cathy, that would have sounded really heartfelt if you hadn't called Ted "Don". Somehow, the sincerity is lost now. I've heard that happens with age though - forgetting folks' names. |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by cootie on Jun 25th, 2003, 3:54pm Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha-ha-ha-ha Cathy you didn't ? Too funny. Love ya girl........You can call me Don Pam ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Margi on Jun 25th, 2003, 4:01pm LOL DonPam, that reminds me of that old Paul Simon song "you can call me Al". Poor Cathy - she hasn't even noticed yet. I wonder if she's still got her foot stuck in her knickers from yesterday? Cheers, MargiBob |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by jonny on Jun 25th, 2003, 4:22pm Somehow I dont see where the sincerity was lost in Cathy's post just because she fudged a name ::) As for the age thing, hell, the chicks in her thirties and will be for a few years ;D JMHO :D .......................................jonny |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Karla on Jun 25th, 2003, 4:23pm Quote:
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Margi on Jun 25th, 2003, 4:31pm gotta love that British sense of humour. They pick right up on good natured teasing. ::) |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by cathy on Jun 25th, 2003, 5:05pm ???.....hey I know I may look logged in, but I was away from the PC.... Margi us brits have wicked senses of humour, but my post was not meant to be sincere, or humourous, it was in fact sarcasm.... ;) Ted I apologise for calling you Don.... :-/ Margi....Knickers!!! ;D Jonny I fucken luv ya.... :-* Cathy :) |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by cootie on Jun 25th, 2003, 5:14pm I thought it was a cute lill boo-boo myself Cathy......CH'r bloopers.....(am sure I've made a few !) A Good time was had by all Pam .......I still love it when people mistakenly call me Pamela Anderson...even tho I'm lieing and it never happens......and she's startin to look alot like Dolly Pardon these days anyhow. ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by jonny on Jun 25th, 2003, 5:25pm on 06/25/03 at 17:05:11, cathy wrote:
Awwwww..........NYC- huh? I love a woman that will "Fucken love ya" ;D ..........................jonny |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Roxy on Jun 25th, 2003, 5:28pm Cathy, don't worry sweetie.....mistaking Ted for Don is an honest mistake. I often get them confused when I pick them up at the airport on alternate weekends....... ;D ;D Can't remember who is flying in this weekend though.....hope I don't call them by the wrong name!!..... ;) :o |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by cootie on Jun 25th, 2003, 5:29pm Yup so do I......opps....never mind....that didn't sound rite did it......ok.....love ya both Pam-coots ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by jonny on Jun 25th, 2003, 5:37pm two words Trac....Name tags....LOL ;D .........................jonny :D |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Mark C on Jun 25th, 2003, 5:54pm How much wood do you want? We don't have "Woodchucks" in Tennessee, we have Beavers.....and this is what those damn Beavers keep doing! http://207.44.213.180/pics/woody.jpg .....try this one.....The sixth shiek's sheep's sick....according to Guinness it was at one time the most difficult tongue twister around! |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by jonny on Jun 25th, 2003, 5:58pm FUCK ME!!!!! Got me beat, WTF do you feed those beavers?.....dont answer that....ROTMMFLMMFAO ;D ...........................jonny Deffinetly built for speed judging by the stealth helmet.....LMAO ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Mark C on Jun 25th, 2003, 6:01pm Damn jonny, I started to ask you what to feed the little furry bastards! I though you knew! LMAO!!! |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by jonny on Jun 25th, 2003, 6:04pm That pics is just way too funny, Bro ;D Even the dude sitting on it looks like hes having a good time.....ROTFF ;D ..............................jonny |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Roxy on Jun 25th, 2003, 6:20pm on 06/25/03 at 17:37:18, jonny wrote:
jonny......won't that pull off the chest hair? :o I know....I'll get the type that pin on....... ;D Mark...does your woodchuck hire out?? :-X ;) |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by CathiP on Jun 25th, 2003, 7:36pm Sheesh, most the day, lurking, getting my work done, occasionally popping in to post....and I ignore this all day long.....once again, in the right place at the wrong time.....This is funny....... Roxy- Have you considered thumbtacks for those name tags? Ted- When working on your proposal, did you stop to consider.... A woodchuck WOULD chuck all the wood he could...... IF......a woodchuck COULD chuck wood....... proposal just went right down the drain.....financing gone...back to the drawing board.....maybe look into the seashell franchise! Best wishes, Ted, on your new enterprise- let us know how it progresses..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* Cathi |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Ree on Jun 25th, 2003, 8:03pm Hey Marc where do I put the batteries............... Ted I think the wood chuck thing wont be good idea unless you have a good dental plan............remember they wont work for ya without bennies.......... The sea shells gig only requires sunscreen and a bitchin fake tan......... Me & Pepperdoodle will be a great staff..... she requires less sunscreen than me of course, she is one of the lucky ones with the beauuuuuuutiful skin.................. we will both be wearing capri's... inside joke................. just get a job Teddy maybe its time to move outa hick ville...................love Ree |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Charlie on Jun 25th, 2003, 8:04pm Thanks Mark. What prick. :D I almost chucked a chuck last summer. The fat little tunneler move in under a concrete slab in my driveway by the garage. While carving out a rec room for himself, he managed to kill some of my favorite shrubbery. I wanted to shoot the not so little twerp but about the funniest thing I ever saw was this fat thing waddle up the bank. I suppose they'd have arrested me anyway. I kinda miss him this year. Tell you what you do: You grind up the shells and sell the dust as coral calcium from Okinawa. They sell it for a buck a pill in the infomercial. Thanks Den. Nice that the wife lets you play your bizarre old man still. Woodman Chuck |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Roxy on Jun 25th, 2003, 8:33pm I have a question Ted. If we are broke and have buck teeth......are you hiring? ;D :-* |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Peppermint on Jun 25th, 2003, 9:05pm ;D Gee OneEye I guess I did offer my services.. but Ree's right ain't no thang free in America. I need my bennies!! on 06/25/03 at 20:03:40, Ree wrote:
Thanks Ree that's a nice compliment... cant we wear shorts??? Use the fake tan stuff ;D but I use sunblock too. If we use Neon bathing suits.. its all about advertising.. I bet they won't be bothering with price tags ... LOL.. :D They'll be looking a the merchandise.. ;D @@ Ree - I don't think they make batteries that big. |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by cootie on Jun 25th, 2003, 9:27pm Like ta see that guy in a pink thong.....well then again........maybe not. Pam that's not inta thong abuse ;) |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Ree on Jun 25th, 2003, 11:19pm I just thought of this... who carved the big wee wee... Then I thought it must be a guy because all guys think their wee wees are big and special........... whatz up with the guy that wittled the big wee wee...???? I think he is strange, or proud or both... I'm not one to judge but I'm one to think alot and be really confused alot... What kind of tools did he use and what did he tell his friends when they said "Hey whatcha wittling" did he say..."I'm wittling a big winky" Ree wants to be the fly in the forest watching that conversation..........I have too much time on my hands...... ree |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by cootie on Jun 26th, 2003, 12:32am He prolly told eveyone he was makein himself a new TOOL...........Tool time Pam ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Ted on Jun 26th, 2003, 12:44am on 06/25/03 at 20:33:06, Roxy wrote:
Maybe. Are you willing to nibble on some wood? on 06/25/03 at sometime later on the clock, Reechick wrote:
Thanks Ree. That's not whittled. That's me singing naked with my trout. I feel so stupid now. I think I'll go sell woodchuck parts. |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Ted on Jun 26th, 2003, 1:07am Now I know how poor Gene felt. You ask a serious question and get joking answers like this. I had one woodchuck trained to nibble OUCH (I call that one Roxy), or try to (He always ended up nibbling "COOTCH" -- OK. I call him Ted). Thank you Den. I think you're the only one who gave me a serious, thought out answer. Thank you for taking the time for the well, thought out answer instead of having the stereotypical honeymoon. |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Drk^Angel on Jun 26th, 2003, 1:46am LMAO@Ted PFDAN................................ Drk^Angel PS... How'd I know you were gonna say something like that? LOL DA |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Charlie on Jun 26th, 2003, 5:59am Quote:
Evidently this is what an Arkansas Mohel looks like. Charlie |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by oringkid on Jun 26th, 2003, 1:48pm Roxy, just use a stapler for them tags! I thought it was "the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick" My favorite is "black bugs blood" Ree, that particular model takes 143 AA batteries. Ted, ;D :-* ;D SherryJoe |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by Roxy on Jun 26th, 2003, 1:54pm on 06/26/03 at 00:44:22, Ted wrote:
Resume is in the mail..... :D Or does this require a practical demonstration? ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by cootie on Jun 26th, 2003, 2:00pm un-seriously now......how bout a woodchuck (groudhog) tossin contest at the convention...I'll supply the tools. I can fill the backa the truck up with em in all shapes sizes and postions dependin on how they got hit...by what.... and how long they layed out in the sun. Belly up is the most famous last words stance. Pamsgoundhogtoss.com ;D |
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Title: Re: I'm starting a new business and I need to know Post by TomM on Jun 27th, 2003, 7:23am on 06/25/03 at 13:28:27, catlind wrote:
This made my day! But if you try to pluck the pheasant in my home you'll end up being an un-pheasant wounded plucker! ;) Geez...I kill me. TomM 8) |
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