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(Message started by: TomM on Jun 12^th, 2003, 3:45pm)

Title: Got A Problem
Post by TomM on Jun 12^th, 2003, 3:45pm

OK, Jonny. Here's the new thread.

Your thread title should have been along the line: "Hats Off to Cat!" or "Thank You Cat!" not the title of a song that is as offensive as that.

Where you live/work is different than where I do but I know I'd have a hard time telling my director of HR "But its a title of a song". That stuff does not fly in corporate america.

And what's up with the new tag line?

Quote:

You fuck me once you fuck yourself for life....good luck!

TomM

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by jonny on Jun 12^th, 2003, 4:14pm

Sorry you dont like my new tag line, Tom, its been there for weeks.....if the word "Fuck" offends you you should take it up with the webmaster.

As for the song...if the FCC figures its cool to broadcast to millions of people I feel its cool to sing it in public or even type it where I want to.

The only reason I changed it was out of respect for Den and Adam.

Next problem!!

............................jonny

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by Bridget57 on Jun 12^th, 2003, 4:16pm

How does one join the chatroom ??

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by cathy on Jun 12^th, 2003, 4:19pm

Bridget....lmao... ;D

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by brain_cramps on Jun 12^th, 2003, 4:47pm

Jonny:

First off, I don’t have any clue of why you would name a thread honoring the huge amounts of work contributed by cat….. “Can a nig-ga get a table dance?”, “Can a brotha get a table dance?”, or even “Can jonny get a table dance?” None of these titles have anything to do with the work that cat has done. IN ANY WAY!!!

So what if it is the name of a song you heard on the radio. I’m sure that anyone that wanted to name the thread after a song (for whatever unknown and inane reason) could have come up with a title that wouldn’t be that irrelevant and offensive.

As far as your new tag-line “You fuck me once you fuck yourself for life....good luck!” or the graphic that it replaced “Mean people suck… Nice people swallow”, I imagine a lot of people also find those offensive.

Besides being offensive and inappropriate, the impression given to professional members of the medical, pharmaceutical and insurance communities that may well be visiting the board is undesirable, to say the least. Do you really think these professionals are actually going to take this board seriously?

I realize that this was probably not the original purpose of the board, but because of changes over time that may now be the case. As the much-needed exposure to CH hopefully increases, there is a good chance that these professionals ARE coming here to hear our views, stories, etc.

Additionally, do you really think that any of these professionals would find the scores of references to your ‘mule’ amusing or humorous? In fact, other than a few of your ‘groupies’, do you think that ANYONE finds that amusing or humorous? I really doubt it!

This might be appropriate in “jonnysworld.com”, but the last time I looked at the top of the screen, it read “clusterheadaches.com”.

Please do a favor for those of us that would like the board to be taken seriously by professional members of the medical, pharmaceutical and insurance communities that may be visiting the board, as well as those that find this offensive: grow up.

I realize that you have given endless hours helping OUCH, clusterheadaches.com, and their members and visitors. I realize that you have helped out a number of people with your expertise relating to O2 regulators and the complications relating to obtaining O2. I realize that you have spent countless dollars out of your own pocket to help people join OUCH.

If professionals aren’t going to take the board seriously, the majority of that work is wasted.

Hopefully you will think about what has been said and take it to heart. I know for a fact that there are a number of people here that agree, but don’t want to get on the bad side of the “king”. (BTW, why exactly do you consider yourself the “king” and who gave you that fictitious title?)

Grant

P.S. Rant, rave, swear, curse, flame all you want "king", you are only hurting the "cause"!!!

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by jonny on Jun 12^th, 2003, 4:54pm

on 06/12/03 at 16:47:42, brain_cramps wrote:

"king"

Nuff said!

Next problem.

..............................jonny

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by brain_cramps on Jun 12^th, 2003, 4:56pm

What part of what I wrote don't you understand?

My bet is every word that is made up of more than 4 letters.

get a life!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by jonny on Jun 12^th, 2003, 5:03pm

No, its just that Ive heard everything you said for the last four years.

Now you get a life, the only one that can stop the KING is the ClusterGod and he picks me up at the airport in July.....LMMFAO ;D

Take what you need and leave the rest, its all just black squiggles aint it?

.........................................jonny :D

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by brain_cramps on Jun 12^th, 2003, 5:05pm

more words of wisdom from the toothless wonder. ::)

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by jonny on Jun 12^th, 2003, 5:08pm

I love how you have to stoop low as im playing you like a vilolin, wanna talk about the MULE Gant? ;D

................................jonny

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by cathy on Jun 12^th, 2003, 5:11pm

Grant....Firstly Grant I think Jonny used the title to get peoples attention ....that worked.. ;D

Tag lines....well thats just Jonny... :-/

Yes I think Professionals will take this board seriously...unless they are too thick to see past the jokes, the flames and the bull shit...in which case they should not be called professionals they should be called doctors....

I find Jonnys Mule hilarious...but then Im a groupie.... :P

Grant...silly....Jonnysworld.com IS Clusterheadaches.com

Who gave him the ficticious title The King....well if you click the archives button to the left I think you'll find the answers there.... ::)

btw...Jonny don't grow up...I like you just the way you are...

Cathy :)

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by Irma on Jun 12^th, 2003, 5:19pm

Yeah, what Cathy said ;D

I

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by cathy on Jun 12^th, 2003, 5:25pm

Hey Hi Irma...welcome to the board!!!! Hope your a quick rower...lmao

Cathy

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by Irma on Jun 12^th, 2003, 5:34pm

Thanks for the welcome Cathy. I usually lurk and leave the posting to Kev. :)

I

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by cootie on Jun 12^th, 2003, 5:57pm

Was that a grant rant ? Feels good to get things off yer chest and people need to do it......I know I do.......everyone back to yer corners........Pam bitch ;)

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by don on Jun 12^th, 2003, 8:00pm

Quote:

Besides being offensive and inappropriate, the impression given to professional members of the medical, pharmaceutical and insurance communities that may well be visiting the board is undesirable, to say the least. Do you really think these professionals are actually going to take this board seriously?

Get off it already. The board isn't meant for professionals.

ITS FOR CH SUFFERERS

Quote:

If professionals aren’t going to take the board seriously, the majority of that work is wasted.

The majority of the work is at ch.ORG

Send the professionals THERE!

Title: Re: Got A Problem
Post by Not4Hire on Jun 13^th, 2003, 2:32am

Subject: Fw: A quiz for smart people

TO ALL MY SMART FRIENDS!
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
will tell you whether you are qualified to be a
"professional."
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT
that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests
your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one more chance to
show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited
by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals don't have the brains of a four year old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.