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Title: Parrots Post by brain_cramps on Jun 11th, 2003, 9:58am A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two female talking parrots, but all they say is ‘Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some FUN?’” “That’s terrible” the priest exclaimed. “Bring your parrots over to my house and I will put them in with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your parrots will learn to pray and worship.” The next day the lady brings her parrots to the priest’s house. The priest’s parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her parrots in and they say “Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some FUN?” One male parrot looks over to the other and says “Put the bibles away! Our prayers have been answered!!!” |
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Title: Re: Parrots Post by cootie on Jun 11th, 2003, 10:04am Grant........ ;D ;D ;D ;D thanks fer the laugh. Polly wants a Pammie ;) |
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Title: Re: Parrots Post by echo on Jun 11th, 2003, 10:38am A woman we know had a talking parrot who consistantly got out of the cage and ended up in the neighbors yard screwing their duck. Whenever caught the woman would scold the parrot and pull feathers from its head as punishment. This situation occured numerous times over the period of a month. This woman was asked if her parrot could sit on a stand in the front of the church for guests entering the church for a wedding. She agreed The day of the wedding my wife and I appoached the parrot and it said. "Friends of the bride on the left, groom and the right, and the duck fucker sits up here with me". ;D |
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Title: Re: Parrots Post by TomM on Jun 11th, 2003, 10:42am Geez--I thought this was going to be a thread about Jimmy Buffett. ;D |
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